Another year with the love of my life

I haven’t played Splatoon since last yeat

Stamper players after putting 100000000 hours of effort and practice into their weapon just for it to be the 2nd worst weapon in the class

I lowkey forgot Charcoal Decavitator was a thing

4 starred Douser Dualies

Updated band flex

Douser Dualies only has one dodge roll. This is balanced out by that dodge roll having a ton of end lag. This is improved by the fact that the weapon also does very little damage. However, this is remedied by the weapon’s mediocre rate of fire. Thankfully, dousers also has a very poor paint output.

3 subs of bomb defense: Stamper + burst no longer combos Slosher + bomb no longer combos Sblast + burst no longer combos 96 + dart no longer combos 2 burst directs no longer kills 3 burst indirects no longer kills Fizzy’s 3 hits no longer combo for a kill Run bomb defense. >:3

4 starred vtuber My 50th 4 star Gwahhhhh

why is the game beautiful

Whatever special Zap gets in Splatoon 4 is whats going to end up being a core of the meta for basically the whole games lifespan

0 recorded instances of me joining a vc while theres only one other person in there

This game is lowkey not worth grinding in its current state

Im trying so hard to make a post about prime 4

Competitive Tron looks impossible omg

People keep complimenting my hair ever since I dyed it and started growing it out and it makes my parents SO mad because they want my hair to be short straight and natural so i look like a Man™️ but everyone else prefers how it is now Keep it up its like free euphoria for me 🙂‍↕️

need will to make more stuff like self-ish cause the icymi stuff aint hitting

Steam gifts are such a scary thing because what if someone gifts me something that i really really really dont want but i dont want to hurt their feelings? Like what if i wake up one day and find out a dear friend gifted me Danganronpa S? Would i have to obliterate them? Pretend i didnt get it? Wha?

we are NOT the same

Just found out NONE of you bought Patapon. Shame. Youll all be hearing from my lawyers

I think its funny how the 2 PVZ games that still get updates are PvZ 2, of course and Pvz heroes??????

Me learn

I think im understanding this whole card game thing (^has played 4 Souls twice and has won once)

Mmmfgh…

Im going to spend $990 on my wife for christmas and if anyone tries to stop me then, you guessed it, theyre getting the laser

steam friends list is down i cant gift things or accept gifts what the shrimp

Found a bunch of Inkbrush players

Twitter ending the year with the most anti artist update ever

no offense to will wood but i dont think i have it in me to listen to an album worth of comedy skits

Guess who passed out ✨✨

Im at a biopsy and they said that whatever i have is unusual and theyve never seen anything like it and theyre using a bunch of needles and im really scared :<

So weird how i have such good movement but i choose to play heavyweights and backlines. If i ever tried Inkbrush or Dapples or something I could probably do pretty good

Played Pain for the first time in forever and I thought i’d be washed but no the only difference is now im playing like the opposing team owes me money

Hammer is not surviving next patch btw

Link leveling mid tourney set cause no one can stop me

Ill start running vac rapid on rain maps that arent too good for well

I dont need object shredder. I can run something else. Custom Wellstring has plenty of gear freedom But what? LDE? Run Speed? Sub Power? I dunno…

watching tournament stuff is so hype dude i wanna get good at this game im GONNA get good at this game nodding emoji

Funniest part of Deadlock is the fact that they haven’t added a chat filter yet

Returned to twitter Site still sucks If anyone needs me, i’ll be moving to Gaia Online

Gootuber is better than Squiffer in this game but no one’s ready for that conversation

Talking to literally anyone about how the ultra stamp buff was a bad way to buff it

2 more until i get the badge Gootuber, Pain 3, and Dynamo 3 are currently the most likely candidates

Lately my tiktok fyp has been showing me random memes from the past 15 years combined with brainrot buzzwords of the modern day and i gotta say i feel lobotomized

4 started vnova and bow 3

Dude… i love sitting in mid…

An S-blast player walks into a bar and realizes there is no counter

vnova is too fun to be this bad. buff its fire rate :3

Also oh my god the devs HATE tri nouveau

-Brella gets cooler -210p zap -190p new rapid pro -Dynamo range buff -190p tri nouveau (maybe 200) -96 speed while firing buff -H3 endlag decrease I want more cooler weapons than just zap/pen/edit and sometimes dapple to see use