I’m now a free agent! Looking for a team with good vibes to work towards getting low level banned 🔥 Shares & Reposts are greatly appreciated! #compsplatoon

finished 14th on this weeks NAL event!! happy with the improvement from last week 🦤

Got my first SOS great white tonight in over a year !!🐍🐍🚴 Jumping with joy

A pickup Xiphias team (Xiphias + quack) makes great white this sos finishing 9th! Maybe one day we will decide to win round one of bracket but today is not that day. GG’s to all the teams we faced and thanks to @maio.bsky.social and Drew/Duck (whatever they go by) for subbing for us :))

You are the worst person I have ever met @vheavy.bsky.social

I have left my current team (Aura Blast) on good terms, just they weren't as active as I would like, so guess who's back to FA hell! FA post below

i can post this guy now:)

these nso issues from tonight apparently were specifically affecting me in sos cause whenever i was in a lobby one random person would desync like crazy and disconnect 😭😭😭😭

Finished 7-3 on todays na league event with NALgebra and got 19th that was fun and awesome and fun and now im eating dirt🗜️🗜️

This was so much fun, I joined to just goof around with Maio BUT WE SOMEHOW STARTED BEING GOATED??? We were super close to beating mwah (2-3 but they had a dc on game 1 like mid way though but we had lead so who knows) but oh well, still beat some pretty good players

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WERE ON STREAMMMM www.youtube.com/live/qsvcXhI...

I know Pikpik is thankfully okay but I do want to say the message of checking on the people you care about is still REALLY important. Go check on your loved ones today. A simple conversation could save a life

Told you so, Upside down won Tristrike Tuesday #43 Div 3 capped!!!! Mystic: "They call me, The Weatherman" @zoetheclashmain.bsky.social: @wak-spl.bsky.social: "YOU DUMB ASS, NOW SHES GONNA PLAY CLASH" @tyisinfinite.bsky.social: "Sure Zoe, if you win In The Zone you can play Clash"

DYK:TT"GFAST"INAESACSP got 1st in Tristrike Tuesday's silver bracket =) @weredragoon.bsky.social "You can just list my weapons" @maio.bsky.social "Im Snake Puppy 🍴" @arkaiid.bsky.social "and thats a quad!!!" (too excited) -arkaiid @delterr19.bsky.social "I like snakessssssss 🍴🍴🍴" Yay we love feeding

I HATE MY CHUD LIFE

Hi friends

Stop that

🧵 the people in the hyperdive community are honestly extremely sweet people but we are also human. we get hurt and we get frustrated. The things we do and say online aren't gonna be perfect. I expect the same from people who play meta.

Fake ass machine Main I see your ass on slosher

Xiphias played in SOS and got🥈in hammerhead! GG’s to all the teams we faced! And thank you @maio.bsky.social and @seasluggie.bsky.social for subbing :)) (we were sooo close to making great white in our group, next time)

Is This Normal

Boom

It comes to us with a heavy heart to say this, but Spooky T-Shirt Club will be disbanding. We’ve come to realize that our goals have shifted away from each other, and that changes in life events have taken priority over competing. Spooky T-Shirt Club was an experience. Tysm all for the support ❤️

Playing today felt so good. I'm so fucking happy that I was able to play with these guys. It feels so fucking good to get a win. Thank you everyone for helping me get here 💜💜💜

these guys suck

I played with some friends in Girls Duo Cup and we had a lot of fun!!! @me - ESA FUE LA NOCHE MAS LINDA DEL MUNDO 💃💃 @tormi.bsky.social - arf, arf arf 🐶 @maio.bsky.social - La la la 🎵 @gyruum.bsky.social - Are you just gonna photoshop me in (yes) @jayseaspl.bsky.social - leave my house! 🏃🏠

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MILLIONS MUST VOTE FOR SANTANA RAINFALL

Paradigm Starfish got nominated for the Splatoon Community Awards?!?!?!? This is such an honor thank you all <3 Here's the link for anyone who wants to vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE BEST. I NEVER IN MY LIFE COULD IMAGINE BEING NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD LET ALONE TWO OF THEM!!!!! TYSM FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. ILY ALL 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

U SUCK AT CONNECT 4 @vheavy.bsky.social

Teams get all messed up when trying to figure out how to deal with enemy flanks. Here's a new video talking about how to counter them! Go watch it! #compsplatoon #splatuber youtu.be/ch6hV2s9grI

You ever been on a team that only lasted for about 3 months? Well today I talked about 5 tips to on how to avoid disbanding in my new video! #compsplatoon youtu.be/8qXWJtdwaVA

i hate you

:what: me and maio tied for 6th place in splatea cup hiii tea hiii baja @youzavheavy.bsky.social heyyyyy is BACK! @maio.bsky.social NO ITS NOT I HATE VHEABYBFIE DID EI DNI FUCK YOU VHEAVU ggs to everyone we played against! #compsplatoon

TRANS GRASS MUNCHER CLUB WINS 🥇 SILVER BRACKET IN TRANS CUP SUMMER 2025!! @ovengoats.world - cexplo = cis explo @balloffloof.bsky.social - SPLASHDOWNING ZONE @albigote.bsky.social - "notice how when i go negative we start winning" me - I FINALLY GOT TO PLAY FLOUNDER ZONES

what if instead of x rank it was called hyper rank and you were scored based on how much you surprised the opponent

WE! ARE!! LIVE!!! the WeaPin Arsenal is now LIVE! featuring EVERY. SINGLE. SPLATOON 3 WEAPON. yes, that does include [your question here]. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/b...

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HEY #compsplatoon, and just #splatoon in general :0 I'm gonna be streaming around 7:30pm ET tonight (not sure when I'm getting off work later) I'm gonna be doing a charity stream to help those affected by the floods in Central Texas. If you're interested in supporting the cause, come say hi! :0

New set of 3 games on the vod channel! Today we've got three games of rainmaker! Go check it out!!!! #compsplatoon youtu.be/Iy6JGYa9NVc

We're quitting Splatoon. Check us out in the Fortnite scene in the next upcoming weeks 👍

Shark will never be the same