oh ya uh- im pew pewing for @paradigmstarfish.bsky.social now we got transmasc jax, tgirl gremlin trixie and a catboy. we are the epiphany of AuDHD, stay tuned

Doing tryouts, how's yalls day's been?

Double rac post <3 - Girlboss

:3

Paradigm Starfish got nominated for the Splatoon Community Awards?!?!?!? This is such an honor thank you all <3 Here's the link for anyone who wants to vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Hi #compsplatoon, we're doing tryouts! First few things, most should know this but we're a hyper hyper aggro team. The mindset we have is we are going to hold forward till we die and make it work If you don't like it, we aren't the team for you

Hi #compsplatoon, we're doing tryouts! First few things, most should know this but we're a hyper hyper aggro team. The mindset we have is we are going to hold forward till we die and make it work If you don't like it, we aren't the team for you

The call is coming from inside the house‼️

Girlboss racon pic is here today instead

Hawk tuah

Hawk tuah

meow :3

Paradigm Starfish, aka last seed, gets top 6 in the Break Zach's Bank Invitational!! @1nfa.bsky.social vacshot god @tormi.bsky.social "holding bats" @realgirlboss.bsky.social got back together with brushes (toxic relationship) @miaspeedtana.bsky.social "10-20 and still winning"

I've decided for the best interests of me and the team, I'll be leaving PS. Fun as hell people to play with and I'm glad I got to grow with them and still amazed by how much I improved while playing with them. GG's and I can't wait to see them improve more. FA post soon (or maybe something else 👀)

Parachute Sabotaged

Rffective immediately I will be stepping down as @paradigmstarfish.bsky.social ‘s head coach. Reason being that I’m not as involved in the current operation of the team as much as I once was. I’ve been the coach of PS for about 11 months now when we were all the way at low level

Parsley topped Starch dish

Everyone root for yoshi in low ink because this would be really funny

We did not make LUTI playoffs, which we all seem to agree is probably for the best. We need to take some time to reset and reconnect, but we are NOT disbanding so we're like the real winners #lockedin

Trying to stream now that I have the ability to, tune in www.twitch.tv/1nfainfa

twitch.tv/tormi__ playing shark tank with ps tn in an hour :3

We're learning valorant tell us who we should force onto each role because they don't get a say

Purple Stingray double birthday supreme starring @lowtieryoshi.bsky.social and @che-da.bsky.social!! Idk why they have the same birthday that was kinda stupid of them, but whatever

LUTI HOORAY www.twitch.tv/che_da_

twitch.tv/tormi__ luti at the hour babyyyyyyy :3

LUTI set vs DistInkt in 20 minutes! Tormi and Che will be streaming! 4 pm eastern be there or be square minecraft movie i am steve

Patrick Starfish Esports will be participating in the second edition of the Jauntlet, and it is also @lowtieryoshi.bsky.social birthday that day!

We're rebranding to Patrick Starfish cause we live under a rock type shit

Average @paradigmstarfish.bsky.social coaching session

Week 2 of LUTI vs xParadise ends with a 5-1 victory for Parachute Stickdrift! The Che junior (also referred to as the Chunior by absolutely no one) might be too fire... #compsplatoon

We played our week 1 LUTI set vs Peace Strikers, winning 5-2 earlier today! I almost forgot to post this I was eepy my bad chat #compsplatoon

Division 2! Uhhh, I know Pastrami Sliders played in last LUTI, but honestly, I wasn't on the team back then and I'm too lazy to check what div they were. Anyways be prepared for even more shenanigans, Tormi jumps, and Che going negative EVERY FUCKING MATCH DUDE LOCK THE FUCK IN.

FLUTI gaming www.twitch.tv/che_da_

twitch.tv/tormi__ FLUTI time :3

PS if they were awesome

We played in speedladder today, going 6-2 and tied for 7th (top 10)! GGs all and hype drip pic with @sheercold.bsky.social #compsplatoon

Dapple gameplay with on screen notes of my thought process. This video honestly could've been done by last week but I was lazy so it's being released now. Will probably do more videos like this because I did enjoy making it. #compsplatoon #splatuber youtu.be/Vs-j-RUWdSk

Posted a video of my pov vs a +1 chara pickup. If anyone wants to get into aggressive bamboo give it a watch as this is more for example reasons. #compsplatoon youtu.be/dDQfuHcjXVU?...

That comp sounds fucking stupid

Uploaded a set with some very fun games vs Orca Ballestra :3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDtL...

Did blooper multi-scrim (hosted by @div0516.bsky.social ) and recorded the sets. Same thing as the last one where its focused on comms youtu.be/4Z_q5r-0PM8 youtu.be/dVK1pvag8-U

Im starting to stream more stuff and post vods on youtube now!! :3 #compsplatoon www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcF...

My computer didn't explode so I recorded my pov with comms If there are audio issues feel free to tell me, I don't care to check for myself as its for others and not me. I'm a shot caller, I wanna give more resources if people are interested in what it sounds like youtu.be/emI_Q3sl5pE

we're washed ggs go next its joever