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we playd miku miku beam tonight and lost all 3 sets thumbs up

dont worry guys hes ok

you will not be seeing us here 👍

hhey guys we play hyperdive and we have a tent *winks*

guess who forgot to sign us up for ftiu

the sheer cold minecraft phase has began again

we be scrimming in umamusume

sheer cold will do anything but actually play splatoon

why no one mention us when talking about dive teams 😞

yo what up sheer cold fam we got 2nd bronze in trans cup let's all clap @ sulli - jeremy allen white fan @ corgi - jeremy allen white fan @ wully - jeremy allen white fan @ lyra - jeremy allen white mega fan @ robin - jeremy allen white HATER

we had a lot of fun in last night's scrim

become transgender NOW

this bitch @realgirlboss.bsky.social just spelled pikachu as pichachu can we get a coach with a brain between their ears please

Sheereth Colde

we played in teacup #8 and did not have the best of times 🦼 @sullizap.bsky.social - ""d1 smurf"" allegedly @thoma.inkling.social - should have perms for every tourney @firecorgi.bsky.social - gacha slopped @wullice.bsky.social - played with toys @grandtactician.bsky.social - slept thru it :(

Sheer Cold sent to bronze bracket by Australian WiFi! We won it tho 🥇 @sullizap.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run @thoma.inkling.social warmed up in salmon run @wullice.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run @firecorgi.bsky.social hates Sheer Cold (didnt salmon run) @grandtactician.bsky.social slept

alright man no thank you we're not into misogyny

coach just said i need iq supplements 💔 retiring from sheer cold

Epic Sheer Cold opening #compsplatoon

sheer tuah 😂

yo we made gold bracket this ftiu but don't ask us what happened after 🤫 @sullizap.bsky.social - farted a lot @firecorgi.bsky.social - didn't wanna kill herself (yay) @grandtactician.bsky.social - forced to play humpback 👎 @wullice.bsky.social - had to microwave her alphagetti :(

me when

when the cold is sheer 😂

Sheer Cold

we did NAWT make d8 playoffs but that's okay because we had fun going 4-5 against ink floyd :) girlboss - bloons tv thoma - actually went crazy corgi - cried after set (pos) robin - emotionally tortured us all this week eon - didn't jump off of museum this time wully - phone died mid set

we went 2-5 against error-nautics this week, see yall for make up week next week 🤸‍♂️ @sulli - had a breakdown @wully - missed the first game to go get ice cream @thoma - aims worse than my grandma @girlboss - mid set coaching @robin - finally got 5 star decav @corgi - small brella'd all over them

LUTI Week 5 NOW! twitch.tv/tthoma_

we are fissure now, goodbye sheer cold

Some of Sheer Cold went 5-0 in LUTI Week 4! @sullizap.bsky.social got eaten by a tornado @grandtactician.bsky.social clutch hammers @firecorgi.bsky.social side ordered @thoma.inkling.social misses having a second bucket @wullice.bsky.social dropped a 26 bomb, refused to elaborate, played arms

Fun Fact: Most historians believe the fall of the Mongol Empire to be the largest empire to crumble in history, when in actuality the largest empire to fall was @wullice.bsky.social empire, built brick by brick, collapsing to bonus stars

Autism

Sometimes we actually are good at this game #compsplatoon

WE GOT 3RD GOLD BRACKET FTIU ‼ wully - played 1 game on hotel wifi corgi - got to play regular brella : ) eon - "guys im gonna do something funny" and dies thoma - almost threw by having an internet outage robin - wasn't the one that dced, for once girlboss - showed up for the final set

Classic Sheer Cold opening #compsplatoon

Sheer Cold won 5-2 in LUTI Week 2! @wullice.bsky.social worlds best painbrush @sullizap.bsky.social fell off (literally) @thoma.inkling.social didnt drop the flank @grandtactician.bsky.social new computer demons @firecorgi.bsky.social forgot to read sendou chat @droproller.gay yelled @ thoma

LUTI tonite queens 9pm ET #compsplatoon twitch.tv/tthoma_

Sheer Cold got lag switched out of Mug Cup

#compsplatoon twitch.tv/tthoma_ streaming sheer cold's mug cup run!

d6-8 teams pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease scrim us @ 9pm est we're begging we haven't been able to find one all week #compsplatoon

Sheer Cooked #compsplatoon

Catch our full LUTI Week 1 set! Since Thoma forgot to actually stream the first two games www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALwI...

we won our luti set 5-0 🔥 ggs to cardinal cephalopods! #compsplatoon

Sheer Cold Sweep. LUTI Week 1, tonight at 9pm ET twitch.tv/tthoma_

good evening sheer cold nation we finally made gold bracket in ftiu let's clap @ robin - helped eon with cookie run kingdom @ lyra - played vcarbon on rainmaker @ eon - sat out all of gold bracket ☹ @ wully - dad found alive @ thoma - forgets to post to bsky @ corgi - wouldn't do 3v3s