"Youre getting scissored the two of you... I mean pincered!!" might be one of the best callouts I've ever heard

Calling reefslider cybertruck because it explodes upon impact

Happy birthday to me!

Me and the Hubby are Slowpoke and Dragonite

After getting blocked twice by Mihono Bourbon and Mejiro McQueen I finally got her. Crying sobbing she may not be the best but I love her so much

Let’s gooooo

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

Sorry one more thing cuz I’m still kinda pissed about the Krissy doc. A doc in the name of “safety” where she takes it upon herself to divulge my past involvement in an org I don’t even work for anymore despite knowing how that endangered people and got them doxxed literally a year ago. Sickening.

Also fun friendly reminder: When Krissy was arguing with me over not banning people with zero proof of wrongdoing that she ended up just using ChatGPT for all her responses to me 😭😭💀

Scrolled back across this and just laughing cuz it really was just “fuck you for not banning Diamond from LUTI” and then acting like I ran and told Diamond when I literally have been so far removed from community stuff lately since I’ve been focused on IRL stuff

"Supports abusers"? So people who love 190p Zooka? #compsplatoon

Me staring at the clock with an hour left in the workday

Made candles with my friend tonight :)

Being a kid into pokemon now days has got to be so fucking depressing I remember as a kid getting to go to my GameStop and get cool legendary pokemon and cards and stuff and now it’s all ruined by a bunch of loser no life adults who wanna monopolize it for cash Hope scalpers get hit by cars 💖

if you're reading this, you didn't get raptured. sorry! next time you should think twice about being a competitive splatoon player.

if you asked me from 2 yrs ago itd be unfathomable that there would come a day where i dont want to do this anymore, but here we are resigned: sac @ ipl + under pressure + luti and sos seeding + low ink sorry to the jrs drafters in particular, the thought that i wont see their joy again saddens me

Oh, hey! Welcome to PopLANtis! We're an upcoming Artist Collective for Splatoon merch, aimed to connect artists to LANs! We're still working on our grand open, but if you're an artist with SPL merch or a LAN TO looking to add an "Artist-Alley", check out our website for more info! 🫧🫧 poplantis.com

truly i think my X rank calc should take into consideration the loss isnt my fault when we had a 5-10 charger that didnt shoot its vac on the zone to end OT and a splattershot pro that literally would never paint the zone or take a fight and were just in a corner farming missiles the entire time

berries in the sky 🍃 #merch

18 years ago…. Oh god….

typical harshi + liam L

No one expects the flanking Thoma (you really should tho) #compsplatoon

Death Crab for Cutie got 🥉 in Bronze Bracket of SeSa today! @thoma.inkling.social death murder kill @strings.inkling.social coolers but at what cost? (Still locked in) @glumbaron.bsky.social my aggro buddy :)) @vaudevilleghost.bsky.social hammer GOAT Paks - lobbed blobs like a bloblobber could

Playing w randoms in challenges and stuff reminds me that even div 9 shitters look like gods compared to how utterly dogwater random people are at this game

Opening quad I got at riptide

Here's my photo album from Riptide 2025! This is the largest album I've ever had and it was a pleasure to be able to photograph Riptide and learn so much from doing it. I'm gonna take notes, improve and step up my game for next time. Hope y'all enjoy the album! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

VENDOR APPS FOR HTSD#6 ARE STILL OPEN! 🔗 forms.gle/SA9GtnaKizYV... Reminder the deadline to apply is Sep. 19th! Please share this with any artists who may be interested GET THAT WORD OUT YALL! Reach out to me with any questions and check out our event page @houstonsplatoon.bsky.social

I’ll have more thoughts to post later I’m sure but for now I leave you with this: please remember that once we’re all behind our little rectangular screens again that there’s a real person on the other side; be kind

Home sweet home

RAHHH I love our splatoon community SO much. This weekend was a good reminder of how much I love commentating this game & I’m so grateful I got to commentate top 3 with two of my friends who also love commentating the game. I also feel so lucky to have SO many good friends that come from this game.

Heading home!

Back at Houston! Just waiting to get picked up

Time to fly back to Houston!

That’s a wrap for the 2025 Riptide Trading Card Project! From the bottom of our hearts, thank you all so much for your support of this project & our incredible 37 artists who participated this year. Until next time…! 💛

*Squeezes these two together in my heart* 🥰 @thoma.inkling.social @sapphireia.bsky.social

Enjoying a nice rocking chair during our layover in St Louis (after asking @linksage.bsky.social what state St Louis is in because I don’t remember my geography)

You could be the best player in the world, but if you don't give back to the scene then you won't have a sense of community. There are plenty of teams that are considered "good," but they don't have crowds of people cheering for them

OOP I totally skipped day 3 posting It's the end of another Riptide. Sad times begin & back to reality 😭 Here's a couple pics from yesterday and then this morning ft. @krillstreak.bsky.social and my morning travel bestie @thoma.inkling.social 💖 I will post more coherent thoughts 💭 later~

Time to take off!

Purgatory is the Cleveland Hopkins International Airport on Riptide Monday.

Had a lot of fun this weekend! Really happy to have made my first Riptide one to remember! I count myself very lucky to be surrounded by such amazing friends. To SplatLANs I am forever thankful that yall have me on mic, it is such an honor and is such a highlight of my time 💖

Ready to fly!

I agree with this so much

Forgot to post the LAN haul. I need up collecting all the trading cards!! Super happy

Made it to the airport

Sprigatitos adventures will be coming to an end soon she loved her first trip

Sprigatito is currently unavailable for further comment at this moment but would like to apologize to Moonlight, Hypernova, FTWin!, and La Vaca for inflicting some sort of divine curse upon your teams

Sprigatito is crashing out over this development