You know what…

I miss when country music was about women killing their husbands

The girlies are in sync ✨

Pretending not to care about my embroidery machine so it actually starts working properly again

Throwback to the best Halloween costume I ever did. It quite literally will never be better than this

I LOVE EDDY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What could he be listening to?! Come hear Eddys playlist at SeaBATTLE 7, Drizzle city! Art done by @probablysakura.bsky.social

Chat I started vaping again. Take me out to the backyard and do me like old yeller

“Why is Seabattle 7 called drizzle city?” 🌧️ ☔️ 🌧️ About one week left to sign up and come spend a rainy day inside with some good friends and great matches!

16 year old me would think 30 year old me is pretty cool

I think people can sense the “Satan” energy radiating off me

in the kitchen. straight up "forking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My breakfits

This is me if you even care

I don’t make my bed, sorry

The dentist is a sensory nightmare

Time for my favorite sporting event (Watching @tocapa.me live tweet)

Is this not the CUTEST? See you guys in November 😘

Enjoy some Lofi SquidBeats to study to by the talented @inkpenartist.bsky.social at SeaBATTLE! 7 - Drizzle City! Rhythm game sold separately.

I don’t use the “avoid as teammate” feature enough in this game

I want to give the SeaBATTLE community more of me. Right now I’m operating at full capacity, but as soon as I have more, I’ll give it I promise. You guys deserve it. 💕

I’ve been in a meeting for 2.5 hours, an “optional” meeting that my boss asked me 3 minutes into it why I wasn’t in the zoom room for.

Can’t believe I’m getting put in a public burn book at 30 years old wasn’t this sort of thing supposed to happen 15 years ago

Hi :3

Remember labubus lmao

When they’re asked “boobs or ass?” And they say “personality” but you have a great ass and a very strange personality 😔

We may have cooked.. Not for sale yet but maybe soon™️

I feel so bad for all my friends on tik tok I send dumb shit to because I know it’s just banger after banger and their tummy hurts from laughing so hard

Embroidering hats rarely works but I’m willing to give it another try

I was watching a video of a centipede eating some ants and it auto scrolled to this girl getting her ass eaten, at least give me another video about bugs what are we doing here, did we forget media literacy?

Hot dogs have no business smelling so good

😘🤍

Waiting on November 1st like 🥺👉👈

My advice to anyone wanting there to be a Splatoon local in your area is to be the one to take charge. A lot of people are waiting for someone else to do it. You can be that someone! Yes it's scary and hard, but being a TO for SeaBATTLE! has been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life.

I know we did the matching PJs for the lols but genuinely they’re so cute and comfy im wearing them rn LOVE UUUU @meggroll.bsky.social

In another life, we were married and he was my husband. In another other life, I wouldn’t be called a gooner for posting this on main

The SOLE reason I wish I would have competed at riptide is so I could have been in the beautiful Tori Gallery™️ Maybe next time 🤍

Feeling down after riptide? Are those post LAN blues hitting you hard because you just NEED some more Splatoon action?! SeaBATTLE 7; Drizzle City is coming to you on November 1st! Get your umbrellas out and your rain gear on, we can’t wait to see you there! Link below-

I have so, SO many embroidery ideas I want to bring to life and exactly 0 dollars to do so

wearing my level1 hat and riptide sweatshirt at the grocery store

Hanging up my latest lanyard- I miss everyone already 🥺🫶🏼

A drink with a view

From the bachelorette party to 5AM sparklers in the parking lot, I can’t wait to see you all next time. There’s always a next time 🤍

SeaBATTLE made an appearance at riptide this weekend! We all had SO much fun and are soooo excited to see you all verrry soon ♥️

Y’all I’m gonna be in my forties and competing at this rate I just can’t quit this silly game

The real grand finals is jpg vs the horrible tripod

Wow who is that on the mic emceeing riptide top cut they're so hot and funny and cool

Gotta get the musical chairs in with your smash friendliest

Don't like the clappers

Remember when I would play ninja squid CDS

Rika is playing in top cut today c: