finally managed to make burritos after eating eight tortillas straight over the last two days i know i made this skeet last year. it's a process ok

only word I ever want to see following "Stan Kroenke" is "dead"

#compsplatoon players who go to locals, do you prefer playing all your pool matches at once and then waiting or having matches staggered throughout the day? (specifically abt one-day locals not multi-day majors)

hot take: splatoon is too fast-paced to justify the use of color commentators. analysis should be isolated to when no gameplay is on screen (between games). I watch a lot of hockey, and the only time the color commentator speaks is after a whistle or to share a small (<5 words) note.

the adderall made me more focused but it sure as shit didn't improve my memory

I wish Discord had a "I want this person to receive a notification but I do not want them to get the noise because it's not really that important and I don't want to annoy them if they're busy or smth"-type ping anxiety is cool

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

remember right after SWS when everyone was wondering how to get Japanese teams to play in non-Japanese tournaments wondering if anything really came of that? #compsplatoon

will this be the year I don't blow out my fast food budget and leave it in the red the entire 12 months (doubtful)

Worth noting that if the apology for the gem situation involves trading which person is “the bad one,” it’s not really growth. It’s saying “I’m sorry I picked the wrong team”

Retro you made a good game next time can you make a good Metroid game please

Introducing the LAN Championship Showdown 2026! youtu.be/Wuig7aYvEf4?...

I think the Rams should send a message and suspend Puka the rest of the season just to be safe at the very least they should def suspend him for the next game

legit can't believe I got this score basically last-minute #splatoon

I killed a Triumvirate at Hazard Level MAX and all I got was this lousy 33 bronze scales!

so far Beyond is visually stunning but gameplay-wise it's giving off strong Corruption vibes, which, eh also is it just me or are there no missile expansions in this game

National Fraud League

hungy

the Grand Final: appyjuice v Saturday Night Speedle is coming up soon on stream! Winner plays in the Cascadika Champions Cup in December!

The Cascadika Challenge Cup is now live at www.twitch.tv/splatoonpnw ! #compsplatoon

people whinging about 67 have officially become more annoying than 67

if you told me philly fans booed at the super bowl parade i'd 100% believe you

in 2026 i'm gonna start a callout thread of #compsplatoon broadcasts with bad scorebugs. y'all have a little over a month to get your shit together

I literally went to the store *specifically* to get tortillas guess what I don't have

spent an embarassing amount of time trying to find this Onion article it was Clickhole clickhole.com/the-only-3-p...

resisting the extremely strong urge to vomit on this person

god i fuckin hate the Rams

The Cascadika Challenge Cup returns on Saturday, November 29 at 5 PM! This online tournament is for premade teams from the PNW region to test their skills against each other! As always a raffle will be held for a @seabattlespl.bsky.social or @ubcesports.ca pass! Join the Discord for more info!

The Cascadika Champions Cup is the ultimate championship of the Pacific Northwest! Winners of Battle of BC, Cascadika Challenge Cup, SeaBATTLE!, and Vancoral in 2025 will battle it out to be crowned the best of the Northwest! Join us on December 20 at 5 PM Pacific to watch the event! #compsplatoon

i cut this pizza almost perfectly but that's a problem because i usually eat the slices from smallest to largest reminder that my mom has twice said to me unprompted, "You don't think you have Asperger's, do you?" (her words)

if you like red onions that's fine but why do you have to ruin an otherwise good pizza by putting them on there just eat the red onion on its own because you're getting the same experience of not tasting anything but red onion

reveal tomorrow is gonna be so siiick

okay with that cause i hate LAFC more than Vancouver. hope they lose the conference final

it's amazing that Pokémon VGC has a spectator mode that they just never use for anything except Worlds finals

heard one of the players called "a Seattle Torrent" and that is gonna fuck me up so bad

SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon is on the horizon! Join us January 31st, 2026 for another thrilling tournament! We will be running a Food Drive supporting Rainier Valley Food Bank and selling a special sticker with proceeds going there. Keep an eye out here for details! Sign up here: start.gg/seabattle

if the receiver is behind the ball when it's thrown that should count as a lateral imo

what's the non-binary equivalent of yaoi/yuri

nothing puts a smile on my face like "fuck Seattle" 🥰

EBFG

i hate the Archipelago Discord so goddamn much

fucking hate having a gas car instead of an electric

took me a minute to realize Torrent fits the theme of Storm and Reign and now I'm 100% on board

i obsessed over every Sawant race for like ten years, so I very much know that late votes break progressive, but I just wish it didn't have to be so hard. New York gets to celebrate Mamdami's win; meanwhile Seattleites get to bite their nails and wonder why shitlibs still get this many votes

sometimes i wish i just weren't so... professional

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

i'm more tired this morning than i was yesterday i think that zootr may have been a mistake

All you jad to do was not give up a homer to Miguel f-ing Rojas stop letting them get away with it!

i love seabattle

my nail clipper just vanished into thin air ??