Ok last thing. If someone is sexually harassing you, please don’t be afraid to report it to your TOs. We want this scene to be as safe for marginalized genders as much as you do, and don’t want that kind of behavior in our communities.

if you tie 0-0 in the playoffs you should both be eliminated

how a baseball player gonna be named Outman and not be a pitcher. "wow they got Outman out what a surprise!"

also x3 shoutouts to @sapphireia.bsky.social and @bscllysatan.bsky.social for being cool women (and @8bitfusion.bsky.social for being cool enby) and letting me the token dude of the crew. i think it's super cool that our local is run by a majority not-male team and i'm grateful to be a part of it

also also don't want this to sound like not all men but some of us do just make mistakes (i've made plenty and i'm still making them) and still want to improve. but there's no way to improve w/out knowing what I did wrong

while we're at it we need Splat Safety back like, now, or Splat Safety 2 or something, just something

remember, fellow dudes: see something, say something never worth having shitters, sexist or otherwise, in your community. teammates, TOs, friends, w/e; you can do something but you gotta speak up

god Nick Olczyk sounds exactly like his father's son

keep underseeding SeaBATTLE!, the disrespect fuels us

so has @sendou.ink double-elim always been like this and I've just never noticed or is something else going on here

i feel like i've said this before but magic erasers are so legit

envious that sunset can run 'til 10 and ppl are still hype

i am glad that some people put up with me

they raised the (not-)cheesy bean and rice burrito to 1.99 and it has never been more over

here for the Raleyssance

when will they make vegan crunchy Cheetos. not that I don't like puffs but crunchy are *the* Cheetos

naylor bomb! back status: so

the feeling of being vindicated after holding something in for (jesus) four years

[LAN Interest Check] Putting this post out there to see if there is interest for a possible LAN tournament for Splatoon 3 in Portland, Oregon (or nearby). Nothing planned yet, just want to see if people are interested. Like/reply if you’re interested! Please share for awareness! #compsplatoon

thinking about final bosses and was reminded of sylux phase one and it made me want to punch someone

will I ever make a non-complaining post ever again?

how in 2026 do we not have a better open source vector editor than Inkscape

does the NHL know they're in the playoff race now why isn't there a whiparound on NHL Network right at this moment

not to be too humble but I think "999 problems but a fish ain't one" has got to be one of my all-time top five

is someone tracking ABS success above replacement? i only accept stats in the form of above replacement and +

how is swimming pool not an emoji

world series is back on baby

baja obviously goes best with the bell but ngl sometimes solo baja really hits the spot

goms

LAN TO pet peeve: teams that don't have the right captain on start.gg

the reign could lose 10-0 tonight and it still wouldn't be worse than losing 2-0 to a nine-woman Portland HOW DO YOU DO THAT AGAINST PORTLAND OF ALL CLUBS

bruh what the fuck do you mean Wayward Cafe isn't vegan anymore what the actual fuck is nothign sacred

okay but how does @deck.blue have proper 2FA when regular @bsky.app only has email

finall got to try the plant-based Kraft and how am I supposed to go back to annie's after this

why are there different scorebugs on FOX and FS1/2

Today is the last day of early registration for SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026! Prices go up by $10 starting tomorrow so make sure and get in before the end of the day! LCS qualifier, Salmon Run, Artists' Alley; we've got it all at SeaBATTLE! Royale 2026! start.gg/seabattle #compsplatoon

arlight i'm awake its homkeytime

in today's adventures in Rust; finding out that that `std` doesn't expose a mechanism for decoding UTF-8 character by character, only converting a `&[u8]` into a `str` or `String`

g*d help me i need `try` blocks in rust right the fuck now

the irony of stuff getting postponed or cancelled at the winter olympics cause its snowing

WHY DOES Rust's `str` NOT HAVE A `split_first` METHOD?????

🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳 🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳 🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳 🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳 🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳 🥳 SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS 🥳

While everyone is counting down the hours to SB LX, we're counting down the days until SB Royale 2026! Early registration ends in less than two weeks. Don't fumble this chance away! ("Go Hawks!", says Eddy) start.gg/seabattle #compsplatoon

if DK64 had a PC port with rando it would be so over for me

SeaBATTLE Royale is BACK! Join us once again at University of Washington's HUB games on April 4th. Get your skills ready for SeaBATTLE's 2026 LCS Qualifier!

Don’t miss SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon streaming over on ST2 today at 12pm PST/3pm EST! www.start.gg/tournament/s... www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney2

sick to my stomach the day before SeaBATTLE!, but not for the reason you'd expect 🙃

jury duty

wish i categorize DMs in Discord

Today is the last day of standard registration for SeaBATTLE! 8! Get in before prices go up by $10! start.gg/seabattle