Shooters: Sploosh-O-Matic, Splattershot Jr., Splash-O-Matic, Aerospray, N-Zap Blasters: Luna, Clash Rollers: Carbon Brushes: Inkbrush Chargers: Bamboozler Sloshers: Tri-Slosher Dualies: Dapples Brellas: Undercover Stringers: REEF-LUX 450 Splatanas: Wiper Splatlings: *error noise*

do you think inkling jesus was killed by a respawn punisher e-liter and that's why he respawned 3 days later #highdivsplatoon

hi guys look at my #creature was my first time trying to replicate a specific art style like this, think i did p okay (besides the ui ignore that part it was done last minute) #compsplatoon

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

social media but awesome

Being so fr, I don't need more articles about why "experts say Trump is wrong about Tylenol and autism." I'm not a fool. I know that. I haven't seen a single article bundle the WHY they are pushing this lie. That's what we need right now

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

i know it’s pointless to ask where the fuck were these people when college kids were getting expelled and doxxed and beaten by police for daring to oppose a genocide but seeing them all line up for mediocre rich white comedian is really sending me

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

When you pull an all-nighter, you start off feeling pretty tired. Then there is a brilliant ~2-hour period where that exhaustion goes away. Everything is right with the world, and it can be some of the most productive time ever And then it all comes crashing down Pray for me

Thinking about how I'm basically an inkbrush one-trick now (it's been months, I won't mince words). It's very funny how I started as a splatling generalist though. This was not on my bingo card, I must say

I know a lot of people have posted this already but I thought the way this came out on my feed was funny

This is the best Twitter post ever

I feel like low level teams and players more that div 6-5 level should play more mid level caped tournys and open level tournys becuase I feel that if you don't branch out into vsing better players than you you.ll get used to vsing players in similar skill than you #compsplatoon

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Honestly, I think that Kraken is the most

they're like a wave breaker when they bounce #highdivsplatoon

na league lasting as long as a 9-5 every single saturday for the next 9 weeks this splatoon shit get serious you better be ready to die behind it

The thing about watching Akira is that you start to see its little fingertips everywhere. Every anime from the 90s-early 2000s has little (tasteful) references to and inspirations from it.

wahoo worl

Something small but I wanted to post these two eliter games in particular :> Also planning on either streaming or recording SuperJump this weekend youtu.be/U9-vmICa5nI?...

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Sure the NA League content is sanitized and corporate because Nintendo, but format be damned this is just so cool to see. To have official coverage of a grassroots LAN on their platform is groundbreaking, and to have it accompanied by the words, names and faces of community figures too??

Cowboy Bebop X Splatoon 🤠 This, hands-down, is the best comm I've ever received!?! Like it nearly made my DM's heart explode (literally). Really fortunate I was able to fund such great talent!

Rough news coming out today + an update on Big Dapple BrookLAN was the venue that we called home for many of our Splatoon events over the years. We are very grateful to have been able to work alongside their team to have us host Splatoon events there. They will be missed dearly.

Hey everyone no new video today, however I did collaborate with a small and upcoming channel if you want some extra content: youtu.be/ro9vc7ZnzGU?...

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Ok fr I’m judging anyone still on X at this point. How can you stand by your community to resist the authoritarian regime when you can’t even drop the nazi app that gives you your dopamine. You’re normalizing that the shit that goes down there is tolerable.

Shaming this. These guys ran into enemy spawn and just stopped playing for an entire game of open. I don't know if it's like win trading or what but just so we know

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Getting really good with Vim is a blessing and a curse. A blessing because holy typing speed and shortcuts makes you feel really good when writing fast. A curse because interacting with most other applications feels like hell

Jerry from Ben & Jerry's has resigned after 47 years after Unilever silenced their politcal activism.

Experimental Post: Wiggler Wednesday I have compiled a collection of obscure facts about Wiggler in Super Mario 64.

Splatoon is the least accessible theme on the Nintendo Today app

"Porn bans" ALWAYS lead to trans bans Michigan bill seeks to lock up trans people for posting selfies.

You can tell the right believes she's actually a woman because they're blaming her for the actions of a man.

The trans partner of Tyler Robinson had no knowledge about it and was told to delete messages but didn't and instead turned them immediately over to the police and cooperated. Yet, the right is demonizing her and blame everything on trans people despite the trans person here doing the right thing.

Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.

In Mario Kart World, NPCs will park their cars, exit them, and walk around. However, the game does not actually keep track who each car belongs to. As such, a different NPC than the owner may drive away with a car, seemingly stealing it.

GGs CAPTCHA 47 is brutal

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

For a very long time I have wished for a discord mobile application that only has the ability to check DMs and not servers. The only reason I want discord on my phone is to keep in direct contact with individuals, but servers are inevitably distracting from other things

I think that e-liter is fine, even if I joke about it from my experience as a splatling player. If you really want to make it easier to deal with then they should, oh I don't know, add like an input that lets you redirect 1-shots. Maybe take a little damage but you live. Like a parry yeah that'd be-

new commission type: 🫃 10usd to see your friend/teammate drawn pregnant . dm for inquiries

I think they should give the third squiffer kit storm so that people stop playing it