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the chia pet to chia seeds diet pipeline

Is it just me or does it feel like there's no incentive to experiment with builds in Splatoon 3 (even ignoring chunk grinding)

every day part of me wants to write a multi-hour video essay talking about all the things I dislike/found disappointing about Splatoon 3 but today at seabattle I spent all day being enamored playing it and watching sets from every pov and talking about it love expresses itself in weird ways

Finally got a 1st 2nd and 3rd place SeaBattle medal (but in the weirdest categories)

the humble speech bubble

stuck in an eternal battle between wearing light-colored clothes and being deathly afraid my clumsy ass will spill food on them and stain them vs wearing dark-colored clothes and my flaky skin covering them with a visible off-white dusty powder of my essence (gross)

because I haven't seen anyone do the breakdown aerospray roller and H3 don't stay consistent with the trend but most kensa weapons staying splatlands and sheldons staying sheldons is noteworthy

the best part about april fools tbh Mario Heardle #1444 🔊🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ ninjigalaxy.github.io/mario-heardle Xeno Series Heardle #52 🎧 Xenoblade Heardle 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ fusorf.github.io/xeno-series-...

funky youtu.be/5ZDr3M1kgJA

new 30 dollar website cover going live in the morning (~9.5 hours) the brainworms took over

Started listening to the Call of Cthulu audiobook after forgetting about it in my watch later playlist for years Had no idea this time of year was significant, I think he called upon me

I have finally played Mario Kart Tour I feel like I don't need to play any more Mario Kart Tour

this is unironically how I feel about disgusting areas in video games stop adding them to otherwise delightful games!!!!!!

Livid we're in an era of politics where privacy is being ditched for "child safety" when the most dangerous thing for an average American kid on the internet is the alt-right rabbit hole, and people liken Charlie Kirk to a martyr when Turning Point is one of the biggest profiteers of exploiting kids

Quick tip for anyone who hasn't played run speed bamboo before and now is forced to due to the patch: Using full charges while holding sideways is your most consistent way to paint, but it leaves gaps in your paint that might make movement difficult for you or your team later (1/2)

Current theory on the matchmaking changes (pre 11.1 matchmaking shown in image): The chargers category was entirely dissolved and merged with the long range category (maybe some of them are in mid range) The mid range category can now match with short mid OR long range now

This might straight up be the biggest patch for bamboo gameplay ever besides S2 4.3.0 Gear freedom, matchups, painting tech at increased run speeds, plus base 11.0 added health bars Lots of options and learning got added to the weapon it's really exciting

The little to say about 11.1: youtu.be/-BVHcJgfkXo

YEAHHHH THE RANDOM SHOT BUFFS CONTINUE

holy shit?????

Happy St Patrick's Day BTW :) I was listening to Leahy at the gym in the holiday's honor www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtdh...

Playing Theatrhythm Dragon Quest and ohhhhh I *love* rhythm game charts just staying in-tune to the song while progressively expanding on ideas Most delightful chart in this game so far I had to share it

Beat Donkey Komg Country Returns. It's either a delightful monkey kong time or hell and there's no in-between. Also there's very little logic in what any given level will be

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Premiering in ~15 minutes youtu.be/WEdZ43Nm8KA

Me: Wow I love interacting with this app's well thought out notifications system :) App devs: Hmm... people seem to love using our notification system... seems like prime real estate for driving engagement through EXTRA UNWANTED NOTIFICATIONS you CAN'T TURN OFF!!!!! Me: ok off you go notifications

Happy Pi Day :)

Halfway through Splatoon 2 meta history: youtu.be/9g6iX9plYiY?...

Underrated experience: Playing a rhythm game immediately after an intense workout or while drunk, and the game feeling noticeably slower/faster Crazy that our body perceives time that way and it's a safe and fun way to experience it :)

It really is weird how the Switch 2 doesn't really have a phenomenal game exclusive to it, especially for beyond the first year. Part of it is just the series coming out but part of it feels like execution too It's just "here's an upgrade if you want an upgrade ig with some more games"

autumn mountain battle got added a few weeks ago mount magmeow just got added super metroid ost incoming soon confirmed

sure nintendo. i'll get the bowser water. you win.

You get to remove one weapon (main sub or special) from Splatoon. What are you picking and why?

A game's active lifetime affecting meta is one of the most underrated talking points of competitive games. Meta shifts require a collective effort and developments independent from patches Smash Ultimate at year 4 vs 7, Splatoon 2 at year 4 vs 6, Melee's shifts with time, etc.

where's the chrome extension to make the sub box (what I click to AVOID the algorithm) not have the ENTIRE first page be algorithmic recommendations anymore

Seattle experience is staying up until 4am for an astronomical event that I can't even see because there are STUPID CLOUDS IN THE WAY

I do not trust the video game critics to tell me if Pokopia is good. I will wait for the women on BlueSky to play the game and let us know after a month if it's up to their standards

Growing up I always misheard the lyrics as "You change your mind like a girl, change your clothes" and "You know, I wish that I was Jesse's girl" and I think this made the existence of trans people not shocking when I learned about them In this video essay I will explain how representation is good

ATTENTION! Are you heading to the Seattle Pokémon Regionals this weekend? If so, I’ll be there Saturday (2/28) to work on a video! I’m aiming to complete the FRLG Pokedex solely through trading. And if you trade me something specific (namely starters, Legendary, & trade evolution) you get a prize!

Pain is realizing I actually kinda want to play some of those enhanced Wii U ports Nintendo pumped out in like 2018/2019 and yet because it's Nintendo the games are still always $60 7 years later and even used prices stay high

Nintendo Music made a big mistake uploading the Origami King soundtrack because now I refuse to use the app for anything besides listening to Autumn Mountain Battle

Been watching the modern Marvel movies and there's a lot of BS science that exists for the plot of these films... which is ok. They're about the spectacle and superheroes and whatnot But I made it to Ant Man and it doesn't even try to be internally consistent in that movie it's crazy

epic mario club remix

Minecraft staple activities tier list based on how fun they are to engage with

had a dream last night that I was still in japan and I saw a sticker with this design (rowlet's name in japan is "mokuro") #Pokemon

Forgot to post this on the exact day (Feb 16th): We have now been playing Splatoon 3 for longer than Splatoon 2 had all of its third kits

edited a chara video what do you think the topic is based on the music list

Something I hate about modern Zelda YT content is the need to divide the series into "pre-BOTW" and "post-BOTW" games while also ignoring every spinoff Bitch in 2013 we were comparing apples to oranges, don't draw the line at the new bananas and pears!!!

What about Wario makes him the #1 inspiration for crazy mega popular terminally online indie games Wario Land inspired Pizza Tower and Antonblast WarioWare has clear influences on Deltarune Chapter 3 Wario World inspired Ultrakill I don't understand why Wario does this but it's cool