big reason i dont play the game anymore why are ppl still so parasocial with me

you ever try to control the shape of your b hole to make your fart silent but you end up ripping a dog whistle that alerts everyone under the age of 30

second time getting really sick in the last month. wouldnt wish this upon anyone

using hot fries like chop sticks to pick up pieces of avocado. just a fucked up little glimpse into my wasian californian life

squid school big guy pants okay

please take the time to read this. so horrible what’s been happening to gem these past couple years. his and splat safety’s reputation ruined all for nothing. hoping six isnt allowed at any more events as this behavior is so incredibly disgusting and malicious

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

it’s the most wonderful time of the year

happy chinese food and valorant day

what the fuck

happy thanksgiving

didnt realize underscores was gonna be there this was the greatest day of my life

slide cancel tech

seeing danny brown and femtanyl next week :)

this is a lot funnier after voting

really excited for mario galaxy but chris pratt is such a shit mario it hurts my soul

i'm sick of holding my tongue. so this is my opinion and what happened in the excalibur 8s server tldr: the 8s sever became another + with even stricter standards and gatekeeping. i adamantly protested this but none of the mods (with power) listened. details in the (long) thread below:

kirby air riders so fucking peak bro i cant wait

Blitz jackets got 3rd @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social Thank you to the TO' and my wonderful teammates who were a blast to hang out with and chat with <3 @diolass.bsky.social @sigdokari.bsky.social @splatnerd.bsky.social Team mascot: cloud (Rice's cat)

Address Me won Booyah Bay: Golden Hour back to back! 🥇 @swaggermc.bsky.social @fifgen.bsky.social @lunacatnip.bsky.social @goosespl.bsky.social GGS

MTF DOOM 2x Booyah Bay champion… GGS

matching fits with the inkling for booyah bay

new bm strat just dropped

New vid! Still wanted to put something out this week since we didn't play in the league last time, so here's a mini montage of nice plays from Jauntlet with thoughts on my caffeinated Splatoon experiment! There certainly was a difference :P 🔗Link: youtu.be/F3CCe6heV6k

I got bored so I made a sporcle quiz on the s3 main weapons www.sporcle.com/games/FifGen...

cis ppl winning trans cup :(

cosmic wall played our first NA league of the season! we started late and didnt get to play enough sets, but we had lots of fun!!! @lunacatnip.bsky.social jobful @fifgen.bsky.social auraful @bouncespl.bsky.social kdful @akainacephalus.bsky.social mineful

i miss post-apocalyptic pikmin i really hope pikmin 5 isnt cocomelonslop

felt cool running the same comp moonlight did today

Cosmic Wall got 🥇 in SuperJump 6 Beta!!! me vac cheese @bouncespl.bsky.social cheater day @fifgen.bsky.social zoom meeting @lunacatnip.bsky.social div 8 hollow knight @acing.bsky.social british @ancientwings.bsky.social cheater @samcrabgod.bsky.social x rank ggs to all we played!!

Art for the winning team of the past @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social tournament, Flavor Flav! #art #splatoon

COSMIC WALL TAKES AN INSANE SET AGAINST PARASAIL TO WIN AN EXTREMELY STACKED PISTON CUP # 114😱 EXPECT US IN SUPER JUMP TOMORROW!!! @lunacatnip.bsky.social COSMIC @bouncespl.bsky.social WALL RED - WALL 2 @fifgen.bsky.social - WALL BUT IT RUNS AT YOU WATCH THE INTENSE FINAL MOMENTS OF OUR RUN BELOW‼️👇

pika made a really cool video about our shark tank run yall should check it out :)

Do you ever play a tournament and fight a team And then fight that team again? And then again? Here's the story and highlights of how we played 14 games against the same team in one tournament to decide the winner! 🔗Link: youtu.be/KzZSX-Kebto 📸Thumbnail by me

hyperdive in sos

top 2k tako

looking for +1 aggro for NA league

retake

wasnt even 24 hours

hoping for pikmin 5

first +2 scrim in almost a year was soooo refreshing. most +3 scrims are either curb stomps or people trolling but i actually left this feeling like i learned a lot this scrim. we dominated the first half but after they adapted they gave us advice as to what we could do better.

i dont see anyone else playing zap like i am rn

idk why members of jackpot even want to come back to compete. like ever when they win the most stacked lan of all time you see more people complaining they won than congratulating them. i dont think i would have the mental to come back if i were in their shoes

eggs lunadict

imagine the shit these people say when they arent streaming

bombs

haunt zap

silksong is gonna be on my steam family share but my friends are unemployed