“hey kids” and they are squids 😭😭😭😭

carbon saw what i did to the gal and didnt wanna be next

META BREAKING HAGGLE ZONES TECH

just got the best title ever

just calcd my series power and climbed almost 500 points in a single rotation 🤑(dont ask what power i started at)

calcd zones just now and went 3-1 and then 3-0d my second series and only got minimum with a shitty calc

does anyone else have this thing where if you do something it no longer feels like it was difficult or valuable? it happens when i win a tourney/reach a new peak and i literally have a degree now and it feels meaningless. like now i need 3300xp and a doctorate or im useless

We got 🥇 in Journey's End: Episode 1's underground bracket! @glitchedcactus.bsky.social 52 (derogatory) @koolyoshi.bsky.social 16-1 2689p (bow player, derogatory) @pixelhearts.bsky.social Humpback enjoyer (derogatory) @scepidilionz.inkling.social best blob today (derogatory) GGs to everyone!

Hi! I just joined @regulusspl.bsky.social! This is my first time ever on a competitive Splatoon team and I am very excited for this new journey I'll be going on! YES I will be playing dheavy. I hope to show people how much of a monster this weapon can really be!

We're looking for a 4th!!! DM on discord for more info (squidnickgreen) #compsplatoon

having no relevant experience yet on my resume and including that i was on the deans list a couple years ago to pad it up feels like including an sq result on a + suggest

thanks anyways 👍

Abracadabra is looking for 2 members. DM squidnickgreen/sidoghast on discord for more info #compsplatoon

⚠️THIS IS A PEE LITER CLIP IN 2026!‼️⚠️ ✅anarchy ✅probably 1800mmr ✅terrible choices ✅first person was gonna die anyway ✅the last person is probably c rank ✅bad aiming habits ✅I GOT THIS WAY’D TO GET ON TOWER ☹️ ✅✅✅CURSE OF DRIFT‼️‼️ 1 LIKE = 1 PITY FOR PEE LITER 😢 #splatoonclips

dude why are like 90% of people who used to play with me dodging me is there like a doc on me that i dont know about or something 😰

got suggested to +2 by IPS!! ty for the opportunity yippee!!

also can we talk about constantly being compared to male counterparts? youre never allowed to be good on your own you can only be worse than a man 🤨 it happens to me all the time to my face and behind my back, EVEN with players who are just objectively worse than me

huge thanks to @agenthawaiian.bsky.social for the suggest! would love the opportunity and want to grind the game more!!

So you know how we said that registration would be a little delayed? Turns out we got things settled much sooner than we thought! Registration for The Squiberty Bell is now live! www.start.gg/tournament/t...

im looking to play the game again and further improve so i was suggested to +3 by acing, huge thanks to them and anyone who supports me on getting back in 🙏

SPX-Nautilus 999

3RD PLACE FINISHERS 🥉 can’t thank Swish, Jovan, and Cakes for playing with me for my birthday 🥲 I genuinely felt so loved on my birthday and I had a blast!! QvQ to each and every person who hugged me or wished me a happy birthday, I appreciate it so so much. Theres no where else I’d rather been ;v;

A team that has become a staple to Big Dapple and is a fan favorite will be competing once again at Big Dapple 10! Please welcome Malibu Rising! Their consistent improvement shines bright, with Topic joining their forces, how far will they rise?

named my tomodachi life island poop island. i dont even care anymore

missing 3 million easy shots in a row because of drift and then getting challenged in the most stupid ways (it doesnt work but im offended they even tried)

「 Hello Japan! 」had a CRAZY great day! We went 10-2 in our matches, giving us a LOT of ranked points and helping us quickly climb up! We want to be in the Top 15% of INK WAVE teams before it ends. Make sure to root for us! #compsplatoon #PinkPuffyPremiere

max prosperity!

literally no one has apologized to me about how ive been treated

remembered that i have free will and i can boil eggs at 4 am if i want

yeah I may kick puppies but you're bad at Splatoon and that's worse

please stop talking about me

nothing feels right and im never happy

yayy

new sendou bio stuff is actually so cool im having so much fun

thank you sendou for adding 10 star badges!

Announcing a new user page design for sendou ink, now in preview for Supporters. It allows you to customize your preferred page out of around 30 widgets (at launch). Naturally there's a bunch of completely new elements e.g. badges authored, peak SP, LFG post links, bio markdown... #sendouink

SIX YEARS IN A ROW CHEESY SPLATOON 3 VALENTINES FOR YOU youtu.be/uhFNMr4dvm4

happy valentines day, your main weapon and why its always YOUR fault that things always fall apart

i want to do luti :/

tomorrow is discount chocolate day

no fashion shows no pokemon costumes no adventures no find the hidden plushie no minigames not even a "hey check out my animal jam blog" its all just shop shop shop trade with you guys

ooouhhh if only i got menthol earlier...

found this yellow team (lame, boring) in arena.. but it was no match for my red team (awesome, cool)

my guild relics are holding me back so so so bad and i def have good enough damage to join a top 100 guild but but im way too attached to my guild… i have 2 million activity points…

finishing literally 14 places away from gm2 is painful but ive never gotten this far end of season so theres that. next time 🫡

not getting gm2 because i gambled mid season instead of saving crystals for arena gn

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

im on track for 10k trophies.........