i wanna know the ratio of woke:not woke is out of the people i went to primary school with. if i were to place bets i guarantee theres more not woke by a landslide for context i went to a posh private school in london LMAO

Announcing sendou.ink/comp-analyzer Plan the perfect team composition. Features: - sort weapons by category, sub or special weapon - damage combo table - enemy ink resistance / sub defense sliders - range estimator - sub/special categories 🧵 with more details on features #sendouink

shoutouts to the best combo in the game

i screamed

so what happens if I decide I do in fact want to flounder at the function?

the issue now is I need people to go with. I don’t wanna fly alone lol

god damn dude

ive been given the green light for going to riptide yippee

Hi Bluesky. I want team. -LI banned and probably on the low end of it, div 4ish -age 18+ -NA time zone -hoping to practice 2 or 3 times/week plus a tournament every other week or something -Perk: you get to be in Squid School videos DM on Discord if interested.

mpu damage up pencil

A trans girl without her meow is like an angel without her wings

TWICE IN A ROWWWWW IM BROKEEEE

BE SO SERIOUS

the one moment i stop holding turnips theyre selling for 434 each are you fr

i have 6 villagers on my acnh island and 3 of them are horses. i dont want or need any more please stop

I probably should make it clear but all the weird pronoun changes you’ve seen recently have been me *testing* a lot of stuff. trying to see if there’s something I fw more than just “they/them” lol don’t question anything if you see a change

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rare good hair day :>

it’s been fun playing Splatoon casually over the past 2 months ngl. not caring about your sendou power, xp, rank, tourney results etc. has been refreshing. gonna stay on break till the patch I think. I wanna return but I’m in no rush

The overwhelming majority of splatoon players don't understand the difference between playing meta and pushing a particular playstyle. Most off-meta players don't play off-meta because they believe it's the 100% most optimal way to play the game. They do it for the love of the game.

hammer does not need a nerf‼️mini just needs a pfs nerf‼️

mpu damage up pencil

small bonus thing - ive (visibly) been soooooo much more comfortable with my appearance. definitely not "happy" with it but i can look at myself in the mirror and not feel too weird if i dont look close lol.

whos surprised

getting new glassesss soonnnn my eyes have deteriorated by 0.50sph on both eyes in the past 4 years lmao

also also i think the fact they had to confirm that this update gets no new kits kinda implies there will be some in future

10.0 got announced on Splatoon 1's announcement's 11 year anniversary 11.0 got announced on Splatoon 2's announcement's 8 year anniversary Splatoon 3 got announced on the 17th of February Hmmmm

WAIT NINTENDO PLEAAAAAAASE MAKE IT SO THE MUSIC CAN BE CHANGED INTO S1 OR S2 MUSIC PLEASEEEEEEE

unironically imagine if they add tricolor as a permanent queue option outside of fests

I think this update will have 3rd kits.

do cis people genuinely not question their gender like. at all?

*checks item off bucket list*

baby

least chaotic Mario Kart race

quad luna blaster is fun

just got called a "somewhat-celebrity in the splatoon scene" lmao

why is he so >:3

god mario kart world is still so fun

having AGDQ on the side is actually so fun cause i get to see some games ive never played or seen and maybe some will peak my interest. ninja gaiden looks so good for example

my desire to play comp is definitely rising now but I wanna hold off till things pick up again

tennis fever actually looks phenomenal what

wore a new jumper for the first time today. tootch just came in soaking wet with muddy paws and sat on my lap, and walked up my torso. my anger is immeasurable

i like *need* these colours i dont want any others in future only these. lilac and seafoam green are probably my two favourite colours i need these so bda

just saying I hyperfixated on this for 3 days straight lol I think it turned out so well

i made a full remix of the mario kart wii credits youtu.be/QuZnIn5axZ8

i made a full remix of the mario kart wii credits youtu.be/QuZnIn5axZ8

ive been actually cooking so hard the last couple days you have no idea