Jesse Jetpack

looks at you with my big eyes

We need more Stringers to put in their used weps I think we have the lowest Sendou Average 😭

That gotta be my favorite deltarune chapter yet like the gameplay was genuinely so good alongside the story it really feels like Ch. 2 with its dark world and characterization but even better

Listening to a “phone call”….😆

what even is jesse jetpack

Sometimes SR really is avoiding the small 1 million ways in which you could die

Regarding the future of Content Cat since some are curious! We all have a lot of stuff going on in the future so this is likely the last you'll see of this current roster in major events. Still, we're going to be a pickup and going around the community so it's not like we are retiring for good

I just wanted to say- thank you to all the people who helped me get this far (especially my team for considering a bow lol). I never really played Splatoon competitively until more recently so being able to make it this far, especially since no one really showed bow on such a big scale in NA

*sigh*. Yall. Cher ate a grape so we’re at the vet right now to get her to barf. Not the way we wanted to spend our day. The vet thinks she’ll be ok based on the amount and quick treatment, but we’re still stressed. Positive vibes for my fur child if you can. #corgi #corgicrew

LMAO

Thoughts on the Bulbz pick

Content Cat finished 5th place in NAL 2026 playoffs! Thank you for the support this season <3 Pika - succumbed to 52 gal Chronos - "future of tenta brella" Hawaiian - best bow NA GIMME - “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” ― Sun-Tzu, The Art of War Atlas - best sub turned best coach

Unfortunate run. Ggs guys :D

the real reason why I am in NAL My broke ahh NEEDS a new chair look at this thing 😭

Oh Hawaiian how you've changed

bow momentsss

Please get Hawaiian into top level immediately this guy carried me so hard ON BOW

Hawaiianakin doodle by @ambirdoodles.bsky.social

Games into Moonlight were so close. Hopefully going forward ppl will see I can compete at top level but I know that won't happen for a while

4th times the charm

Playing with Content Cat has got to be one of the most fun experiences I've ever had on Splatoon bro 😭

Have a couple of writing utensil-shaped backlines - ballpoint splatling and snipewriter! I've heard a couple sweet whispers of people wanting some of these as stickers or charms, so I'm curious if that might be a wider-spread interest? I could look into making and bringing some to Riptide maybe...

#compsplatoon FA Post to see if I actually still enjoy competing in this game Reposts appreciated

Thoughts on this bow rework? Imho this is the best ways the devs can rework bow going forward because I think this weapon desperately needs a powershift instead of a nerf (Erito certified btw 🐐)

Call me JesseJetpack the way I pop jet and get a 5 kill streak into goated players

Really hoping to see more Bow players given opportunities even if I hate fighting my own gun lmao. Hopefully my peers can step up as aIstep back. I've proven that I can compete at high to top level but Ig it's just hard to make connections and find opportunities. It'll get better tho ik it will

These guys are called FLORADINN. You can think of them like the “Rudinn” of Chapter 5. Their favorite thing is FLOWERS. They usually don’t get what’s going on, but they are chill and don’t care. I like these guys.

Yesterday, my mother & stepfather lost their farm home & everything in it in a devastating fire. I have set up a GoFundMe to help support them as much as I can. Even if you can't donate, please share this story! Thank you💜 gofund.me/4ef3a74cb

Myself and @sillycat.bsky.social are looking to make a new team. Be able to compete w/ +2/1, able to learn and adapt quickly, have a good mindset, be open to criticism and have time to grind/review together to actually improve. If this is something youre interested in hit me up on discord: Eribow.

I wanted to thank everyone who has gotten me this far in comp Splatoon. Honestly, I love all of you. I'm making this post to soft-announce that after NAL I'm going to be taking a step back from it. I'll still be around for scrims but I'm taking a break from it. Thank you all ❤️

Will be doing a collab with a couple bow players in Japan. Will be making a video and hope brings NA x JP bow community together. Stay tune🫡

Notice how I have the most aura and equivalent height?!? @seasluggie.bsky.social @erib0w.bsky.social @koolyoshi.bsky.social @ambirdoodles.bsky.social @ancientwings.bsky.social @jasonthewoomy.bsky.social @lukesplatz.bsky.social

Content Cat has received a gift from our favorite cheerleader @miruma0754.bsky.social! Go follow her and support more of her art, as well as their cracked dapple gameplay. Thank you again Miru, and also everyone who's supported this squad on our NAL journey! We'll give playoffs our best shot o7

Open to opportunities I play all rollers and slosher I will learn and play my best to reach top level

Petition for the collective to stop moralizing "meta" and "off-meta" and perhaps stop using those terms as personality traits or descriptors as a whole and we instead just play the video game.

Jesse Jetpack your time is now streets are saying jetpack slop is amazing into heavy

We have to gut heavy bro like I try to play the game casually outside of comp and it's turned into "who can paint spam longer!!!" Like bro😭😭

Feeling Fine won Tristrike Tuesdays #61!! 🥇 ggs to everyone we faced! @kemimiru.bsky.social - let's tricolor! @okaysaffra.bsky.social - *busts a move* @derrobot.net - dynabow is a ship name @koolyoshi.bsky.social - first tourney win :D brambles - when ur wife think she the coach #compsplatoon

Never trigger my ADHD because you will be stuck with what is possibly one of the most manically happy and wholesome people mid splatoon 💀

Thinking of doing a Stringer only event with cash or art prize. I think that'd be really fun on paper but I dunno. You do NAWT want to see all bow lobbies lmao. I don't even know what the format would be /gen. Maybe it'd be more interesting to have each team require a Stringer instead. That'd be fun

gang is holding onto his tent xp till his dying breath

The educational content people want from top players youtu.be/H8g2bm3-Amc

Being a fan of both pvz and Star Wars is truly a tragedy ngl 😭if ykyk