I LOVE THE SENDOU SCRIM SYSTEM I LOVE IT IT'S AWESOME I LOVE PLAYING COMPETITIVE SPLATOON

dont worry guys hes ok

Real brella heads want wail or storm

One dev forgot their umbrella and got rained on, so they took their anger out on brella 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #compsplatoon

We took brella's decaying corpse out of the casket and shot it two more times just because we got bored

The splatoon dev team is actually the most incompetent people on the planet and they fundamentally do not understand their game to any degree and its quite baffling at this point

yo what up sheer cold fam we got 2nd bronze in trans cup let's all clap @ sulli - jeremy allen white fan @ corgi - jeremy allen white fan @ wully - jeremy allen white fan @ lyra - jeremy allen white mega fan @ robin - jeremy allen white HATER

So like yall realize for major lans the splatoon community doesnt decide where they are right? Yall know we have to tag along onto smash lans because we dont have enough money or people to make a lan of that size on our own right?

Happy Juneteenth!! Pay a black person today and while I say this ever year now more than ever it's important to listen and uplift black voices. To my fellow black folks, take care of yourself today and take it easy. Much love 💜

I see you picked up the victim complex from krissy

First of all I had no collaboration with @octodiamond.bsky.social on “divulging Krissys report” the first time I saw anything about this doc or knew anything about it was the same time as everyone else when it hit Bluesky, once again Krissy loves to make unfounded accusations with no proof to back

Me when I'm in a deflection competition and my opponent is Krissy

3 words: white woman tears

Even considering ai to respond to ppl should be reason enough to cancel imo idrc

Hey @luti.bsky.social I just wanted to let you know @cupsnakey.bsky.social from @surfnturf.bsky.social threatened to unalive your staff. As for everyone else: there is a link to my doc about how @ammoknights.bsky.social banned me for asking them investigate Krissy before adding her to staff.

Famously morally bankrupt Sheer Cold terrorizes div 3-5 scrim

we played in teacup #8 and did not have the best of times 🦼 @sullizap.bsky.social - ""d1 smurf"" allegedly @thoma.inkling.social - should have perms for every tourney @firecorgi.bsky.social - gacha slopped @wullice.bsky.social - played with toys @grandtactician.bsky.social - slept thru it :(

>play in new d7 cap tournament >there's d1 players not even hiding it

Sheer Cold sent to bronze bracket by Australian WiFi! We won it tho 🥇 @sullizap.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run @thoma.inkling.social warmed up in salmon run @wullice.bsky.social warmed up in salmon run @firecorgi.bsky.social hates Sheer Cold (didnt salmon run) @grandtactician.bsky.social slept

Signing up for a D7 tourney when your pages look like this then getting mad when you are reported to the TOs. Even if you are rusty a D7 tournament is NOT the place to derust be so for real

Some of Sheer Cold went 5-0 in LUTI Week 4! @sullizap.bsky.social got eaten by a tornado @grandtactician.bsky.social clutch hammers @firecorgi.bsky.social side ordered @thoma.inkling.social misses having a second bucket @wullice.bsky.social dropped a 26 bomb, refused to elaborate, played arms

WE GOT 3RD GOLD BRACKET FTIU ‼ wully - played 1 game on hotel wifi corgi - got to play regular brella : ) eon - "guys im gonna do something funny" and dies thoma - almost threw by having an internet outage robin - wasn't the one that dced, for once girlboss - showed up for the final set

Sheer Cold won 5-2 in LUTI Week 2! @wullice.bsky.social worlds best painbrush @sullizap.bsky.social fell off (literally) @thoma.inkling.social didnt drop the flank @grandtactician.bsky.social new computer demons @firecorgi.bsky.social forgot to read sendou chat @droproller.gay yelled @ thoma

anyways irregular reminder that the shoal is an org that's ran by one of the most toxic people in the splatoon community 👍

great things happening in sheer cold

Sheer Cooked #compsplatoon

we played 3 zones maps in speed ladder today everyone let's cheer @firecorgi.bsky.social - works in da bakery tmrw 🔥 @thoma.inkling.social - warmed up on fortnite @droproller.gay - slept through two alternating alarms @sullizap.bsky.social - wants to take a nap soooo bad

Sheer Cold made Silver bracket tonight in FTIU 69! (Nice) @firecorgi.bsky.social wore splatfest tee @thoma.inkling.social wore splatfest tee @droproller.gay wore splatfest tee @sullizap.bsky.social wore splatfest tee @grandtactician.bsky.social ruined l joke by wearing splatfest tee in the pic

Sheer Cold played LSL 47 and got Gold bracket today! @firecorgi.bsky.social wasn't logged in to make this post @sullizap.bsky.social said "they are 90" when it wasn't true @thoma.inkling.social "Fake coolerless" @grandtactician.bsky.social negative internet mana @realgirlboss.bsky.social coach :)

goodnight chat we got knocked out of gamma bracket its time to go sleepy @firecorgi.bsky.social - chose the best counterpick @sullizap.bsky.social - wanted to go to sleep @droproller.gay - had to fix speakers before tourney @grandtactician.bsky.social - didn't fall asleep for drip pic this time

sheer cold day 2 experience

Sheer Cold played Low Ink wow! We actually made Day 2?? See yall in Gamma tomorrow! @thoma.inkling.social finally dunked cuz no one looked @firecorgi.bsky.social the sneezer @sullizap.bsky.social reef cheese extraordinaire @droproller.gay droprolled @grandtactician.bsky.social slept thru drip pic

yooooooooo we got silver bracket in ftiu again who clapped @sullizap.bsky.social - rickrolled the TOs @grandtactician.bsky.social - had a sick hammer throw @droproller.gay - drew the heart on zone @firecorgi.bsky.social - didn't crash out @thoma.inkling.social - in the emergency room LOL

A new regional form has been discovered in... Splatsville???? Stance Change is a new low level Competitive Splatoon team looking to improve and grow as a team. As of now the only member is the captain @firecorgi.bsky.social but if you would like tryout please look at the infographic below.

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