i wanna make a thread/guide on it at some point but a huge problem with our view of the game rn is that ppl split approaches into 2 complete opposite categories, especially because of how passive and “safe” (not really) top level plays and how much others are pushing for “rushdown” #compsplatoon

exasperatingly losing hope still FA + looking for a group to play NA league

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

two extremely close games vs Moonlight from our first time playing with each other, and also a game i felt was really clean in SQ the other day if yall want more Wiper replays🧍‍♀️ TC Shipshape: RXQU-NVS8-8R36-SSW5 RM Humpback: RG1V-3DMC-450C-99F8 SZ Crableg: R22K-VAPE-2SET-2X3M watch out for us.

Its not gambling if you dont lose rahhhhhh new all time peak

ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO REGISTER FOR THE FIRST SPLATOON TOURNAMENT IN ARKANSAS! Please register by Monday, September 22 at 11:59 pm. We will find a team for you to play with as long as you're registered to compete! #splatoon #compsplatoon

Mirror Mode Splatoon is TERRIFYING apparently 😭

with the NA League happening and the amount i’ll be grinding for it, + some LAN pickups in the next couple months, i’m not gonna seek a perma team until afterwards. this is already the “busiest” i’ve been in Spl comp for a long while lol

*THIS* shit was more radical than Jimmy Kimmel’s Charlie Kirk comments 😭

HELP?? #S3NAL

DID JORDAN REALLY JUST SAY THAT

wish i had a backup plan for when i’m on low sleep, i know technically i can always just “play better” but it feels so hit or miss whether i can actually push through or not and i swear sometimes i can just not process the match as much as i’d like

humidity was terrible last night and my room has rlly bad AC so i only slept a few hrs, unfort cuz i just got more tired as tourney went on :/ ggs go next though

beat +2 pickup and 3 close games against Moonlight so far, considering i’m tired as fuck rn and there’s not much i can do about it i’ll take it 😭 if i just play smarter there’s honestly a chance (cope)

nervous for this weekend but i’m going to do my absolute best to keep up and surpass expectations in Superjump, i know i have the ability to play extremely well goodnight chat

#compsplatoon hi everyone! You might not know me, but ever since I’ve gotten into comp splatoon, I’ve always wanted a LAN here in my home city of Nashville! Riptide has motivated me to potentially start one next year! But 1st I need to get an idea on how many would show up? forms.gle/bFvM12E48Pxb...

they silly :3 they hug! :3c

they forgot to even take it out of rotation 💀

Sure the NA League content is sanitized and corporate because Nintendo, but format be damned this is just so cool to see. To have official coverage of a grassroots LAN on their platform is groundbreaking, and to have it accompanied by the words, names and faces of community figures too??

Bruh

am i in hell? or somewhere worse?

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trying to grind out both MKW and 8DX in the next 2 weeks along with solidifying my Obrush gameplay and getting consistency swapping between weps 😭 yknow i don’t even have to do this but i’m so afraid of disappointing myself and not having as good of an experience as i could lol

Ninja is such a dogshit ability i need to seriously stop trying to get use out of it just because others decide to run it 😭

petty booyahs by the entire rest of my team for this shit lmao

Psa for #s3nal There is going to be a LOT of new players, people who have never touched sendou or know about the wider scene TREAT THEM NICELY PLEASE - don't get audibly mad if a team picks urchin turf g1, or doesn't get in the lobby fast enough, etc - a lot of these groups (1/2)

still looking for an NA League team, or just people to play with in general!! please hmu!! ❤️🔄 #compsplatoon

3v3 SQ where they run Naut CBlast Squiffer to prevent both of my weapons from playing the game we can’t make this up 😭 you know shits crazy when i’m switching off to Bamboo

I was sad there wasn’t any more news about Raiders in the Nintendo Direct 🏝️ #splatoon #raiders #Frye #inkling #art

CALterna is back at B.Y.O. Games! This is CALterna 05, the Los Angeles Splatoon LAN! Schedule: Saturday October 18th, 2025: 2pm - 9pm PST Hope to see you all there for this event!

icl i’m probably just playing Viper and VOcto any time the matchup is enough for me to be forced off Viper, Obrush just feels like the immediate answer instead of going to other kits. also Zip with it is actually just insane so i don’t think Nouveau has much of a use case even on strong maps

just realized for the cross-gen games you can probably buy the Sw1 versions with game vouchers then buy the upgrade pack to save a little money, i still think some of these pricing are ridiculous but at least there’s that for a small few

should’ve just slept in lmao there was at least nothing interesting enough to need to be live for any of it 😭 still a few cool things though i just wish there was some big announcement for maybe a Xenoblade or 3D Mario or some huge thing releasing next holiday

Splatoon Raiders launching exclusively to the Twitter family of applications

pokemon is always just making games bro 😭

🍒🦑 RIPTIDE 2025 has come and gone, but TWIN SQUIDDIES is here for YOU! Next tournament is #11 on September 27th!! Check the link for more details! start.gg/twinsquiddies #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #minneapolis

BIG NEWS! Splatoon 3 will be at Citadel asks: What's the Daily 💥 Advice? on Nov 22nd — 23rd, 2025 in Grand Rapids Michigan! start.gg/daily SquidWest will be organizing the Splatoon 3 event at this Smash Major. 15$ Venue Fee and 5$ to Enter the Bracket 16 Team Limit! Day 1 Groups, and Day 2 Brackets.

i played fine yesterday but literally did so dogshit this time, genuinely the worst i’ve played in months idk what it is but for over a week i can never be consistent after taking a break, i just cannot approach the game properly and just push everything with a warped view of how stuff works

Normalize doing a team ruleset reading and registration session because holy going through the Nintendo rules and registration is an experience right now. Remember Nintendo events are different, so PLEASE familiarize yourself with the rules.

officially picking up Oct*br*sh it’s just the absolutely best wep to play alongside Wiper to deal with hard counters, i won’t be playing it more than like 15% of the time but i’m gonna spend more time learning this thing and Zip super well to have it as a solid option wherever needed

I know Pikpik is thankfully okay but I do want to say the message of checking on the people you care about is still REALLY important. Go check on your loved ones today. A simple conversation could save a life

Vgen comish for okami_san_art ✨💖 #VGenComm #splatoon

i am ending it all

If you watched Riptide from the other side of the pond with a little bit of fomo here's your chance to get your share of the Splatoon LAN experience! Sign up so we can give you more LAN events in the future ❤️👏

RIPTIDE 2025 GAMEPLAY RECORDINGS! #compsplatoon #riptide2025 I recorded as many off-stream sets as I could, prioritizing ones with no phone camera recording, for roughly 4 hours of footage All VODs, search for a team or name! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

clip of the splatoon merch selection at nintendo san francisco *with anarchy rainbow playing in the background* because woo third anniversary it's more or less complete with nothing sold out for once once the button set and graffiti sport towel got restocked the last few days #splatoon3

Here's my photo album from Riptide 2025! This is the largest album I've ever had and it was a pleasure to be able to photograph Riptide and learn so much from doing it. I'm gonna take notes, improve and step up my game for next time. Hope y'all enjoy the album! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

this is already killing my sanity

i will only be posting *OBJECTIVELY* correct takes in Sendou 👕-build-peer-support for the next week or so, i need to see if we’re actually just nuking builds on purpose or ppl argue solely because i’m the one talking