Plus voting is only unfair when *i* get kicked /j gen not too surprised since i haven’t been playing much and fixing up inconsistencies has made me do worse at times lol, i’ll actually be on the grind (for real this time) to push further cuz ik i can rival +2 when i’m locked

Happy valentines day bbgrl

Hey LCS attendees! Make sure to pick up a commemorative 4x6 postcard at your qualifier event to celebrate the LAN Championship Showdown! Next stop: Booyah Bay CableCar Coast! Artist: @andromedia.bsky.social

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sorry for crashouts, everything has been a lot for me to handle but i do wanna help and not hurt, though i have to understand there’s a ton of personal things i need working on admittedly get hung up on lots of disproportionately relevant stuff and need to consider the full picture sometimes

WE ARE SOCALLIE FUCKERS

trolled first set but we’re here to win the Bracket Reset TAP IN twitch.tv/splatoontourney

WINNER’S FINALS SOCAL WILL PREVAIL twitch.tv/splatoontourney

on stream vs GGST Winner’s Semis!! twitch.tv/splatoontourney

4-0 pools and ready for top cut killing Salmon -> killing Triggerfish.

there’s a special kind of lock in you need to do on crappy monitors and i can NOT do it 💀

SoCallie is super fun so far!! so many ppl i know it’s hard not to get sidetracked with conversations and i’m not even playing yet 😭 coaching on Lan is crazy cuz u don’t get to just move an overhead pov, physically flicking your eyes across 4 screens the whole game to see what’s going on is wild 😭

Pop-LANtis is surfing down to SoCallie! 🫧 Come see us in Irvine on February 7th for a bunch of Splatoon goodies made by our amazing partnered artists! Check out more details about the event at @socalliesplat.bsky.social!

sooo hypeeeddd

this might be the best worst clip ever

SOCALLIE GLACIAL GALA is just around the corner!!🎉 Thank you so much, @jojokm.bsky.social, for commissioning me to make the SoCallie Poster Art!! Posters are available for purchase on February 7th during the event. GLHF to all the teams participating!! #splatoon #splatoonfanart #lanposter #oc

a second spark radius nerf disguised as a bug fix has hit the patch notes (probably)

my favorite thing about skirmishing is sometimes i can just put everyone in an unescapable death trap 😭

queen of the castle

taps mic is this thing on socallie in one week and u should watch in one week on splatoontourney. we have 20 teams (oh god) trying to qualify for lcs and/or jelvin cup. please watch or megsi

gonna try a few more rotations at different times in top 2k to get a feel for things but if it’s anything like today i’m done forever tired of needing to play so fucking bad to win, anyone with 1 brain cell can get 3000 just by sitting in a corner doing nothing, and playing well is a complete throw

of ALL THE THINGS they could’ve nerfed about Hammer they had to do the blocking fuck off bro

X rank is definitely better now after the changes, but it just makes it even harder to acknowledge that when your team plays to lose, you need to just sit around and not contribute to have a chance at winning

what is scrimming even about bro 🥀

okay i’m ngl out of all the things i would potentially play 52 feels like the most buffed thing this patch so it might just be that again 😭 Inkbrush was my new Flounder-specific pick in addition to other rlly rare moments but i’ll see if the hitbox buff makes up for everything else that weakened it

so Reg Brella: • got the most out of the hitbox changes in its class, probably top 5 overall • hp bars benefit it a ton • one of the only weps positively affected by SJ nerf • 9% ink consumption buff genuine top tier support now i’m dead serious, goes head to head with Splash Pro Dread etc

I made this document for last LUTI Season, and I feel it still applies today. LUTI is really unique and I encourage you to *consider* playing in it, but please be aware that it can be a trainwreck if you and your team aren't properly ready for it. docs.google.com/document/d/1... #compsplatoon

i’ll do it myself

we arent winning socallie man

gonna look into what other weps to potentially pocket as i grind out a lot of comp to get used to the changes, the hitbox changes specifically to the main weps are rlly impactful and so is SJ on certain maps even if the other stuff is underwhelming imo Diper might also be real *occasionally*

interesting thing to note, Slider’s % radius increase from SPU is the same, it’s just that since the starting number is smaller, so the actual amount it increases now is also 7% less

Doc ver: docs.google.com/document/d/1... This one has all mistakes fixed. if any other mistakes pop up, please let me know and ill correct it.

FULL WEAPON HITBOX CHANGE LIST THREAD (WIP) 10.1.0 -> 11.0.0 from leanny.github.io/splat3/param... The numbers will be the "attack collission radii" and shows the difference between each shots hitbox size in distance units. All collission with stage terrain remains the same as 10.1.0.

i feel like LUTI always somehow wants less people to play or enjoy their league so they always put in 2 objectively bad maps that get run nowhere just for the fun of it we ALL are excited to sit in mid doing nothing building Flow while still getting enemy plat for free

a 13th Oguri Cap has hit the open lobbies

Flow Aura State parameters adds 30 AP(?) of Intensify Action Run Speed Up Ink Resistance Up Swim Speed Up

looking to play LUTI and just with more people in general

everything all at once

today is the LAST day to play Spl3 before everything changes, FOREVER how will YOU spend it? #compsplatoon

S-Blast radius went from 4.0 -> 3.56 which is smaller than prepatch Range LMAO

we got Splatoon 3.5 before GTA 6

S-Blast lobotomy #2 detailed description in 24 hours get hyped

We are currently looking for more people to add to our staff team for the following: -Media Team (Commentators and Production, experienced and those looking to get into are welcomed) -Social Media -TOing (tasks like seeding, adding players to rosters etc) DM starmanzch on discord #compsplatoon

expecting news in 4 hours on Nintendo Today OR tomorrow at the same time for dropping big news updates (usually in trailer form) this is how they’ve been doing it, i doubt they’ll just make the update a twitter post with an image tbh

i don’t think people understand just how ridiculous Mini’s main is compared to Spl1 it has: • DRASTICALLY better paint and feet paint • 17% longer firing duration (also buffs ink consumption, dps, paint etc) • 3% faster movement while charging and 8% while firing • 28 -> 32 damage 1/2

petition to add “stop picking your nose” dpad command for when you want your teammates playing Splatoon to play Splatoon

flop 2k lobby

the Super Mario Bro(ther)s. Wonder Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park game.

being inside a grate needs to stop counting as being on the ground RIGHT NOW (we already nerfed Hammer with grates cmon)