Main course making me choose what game we’re going to play/ which show we’re going to watch is unironically making my shot calling better 😭

guys who let my ass on commentary

this is what my drivers license looks like

I fixed it

someone tried to make me in tomodachi life 😭 wont be saying names

I know IPL/Popgun hate to see yoshigod coming

i like roblox shooters :)

The people saying that rainmaker sucks are the same people that are sitting there jerking their shit instead of picking up rain

yea

They call me the silver soldier

need a +1 for NA league tomorrow, div 3-4 plz dm fast

I’ve thought about this ALOT and I’ve decided to make a push for +3 I recently lost round 2 mako bracket so I think I’m good enough, also peep this game they can’t do it like me 🔥

Want to play PEAK?

With how big Splatoon LANs are increasingly growing to be, I think we need to have a conversation as to how we can reasonably accommodate handheld players instead of deciding it’s too hard and waving an entire group of players off as competitors.

should i pick ttek or takoroka for x battle this season #compsplatoon

RIPTIDE 2025 GAMEPLAY RECORDINGS! #compsplatoon #riptide2025 I recorded as many off-stream sets as I could, prioritizing ones with no phone camera recording, for roughly 4 hours of footage All VODs, search for a team or name! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Remember when the west lost to JP BADLY a few weeks ago, and people were like “we need to change” and then nothing changed

Revealing my secrets

Theyre saying i might have to pull up 🤔

Thank you to all of the riptide TOs and people behind production. I dont want to forget the people who made this entire event happen in the background. i will forever be grateful that you guys made it possible for me meet and make new friends every year 💙

the tears just started leaving my eyeballs guys 😔everybody stay safe

i like this one too much so it gets its own post

Very small unedited clip thread because im #lazy 🧵

You can tell what year I talked to people 😭

Exciting action during last nights top 8 #riptide2025

im home so i can probably clip dump now :D

Only good thing about riptide ending is that silksong will soon be starting

I’m sorry to anyone I didn’t get to meet or talk to 😞

Look at my bald children

Silly splash and play - @wyrmush.bsky.social

That team was fucking ass #fuckhyperdive #hate #imsoberbuthonest #pjackkchallenge

I cannot stress it enough. If you have the means to go to a lan, GO! You meet so many people, and you're able to engage with the greater community in a way that is otherwise impossible #compsplatoon

Did you know? BuzzBallz is Women Owned! #womensrights

#riptide #compsplatoon

Just got back from Riptide, even though we did win a single set in our pool, I had a blast! It’s a shame that my team lost this match because HOLY SHIT WE COOKED!!!!!

I have stickers too :D

Sign my shoe :D #riptide #compsplatoon

I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE 10 AM POOLS I LOVE #riptide2025

Good morning :D

So it wasn’t supposed to be this late 😭

I’m gonna be unfashionably late to day 0 riptide 😞

Zero Gravity is recruiting +2 members!! We're an estimated Div 5 team of long time players looking to get out of low level. Read the graphic and replies below if you're interested in trying out!! #compsplatoon

Riptide is way closer than I thought 😨 Basically two days left

I can’t wait to play silksong after riptide 🤤

nevermind we should indoctrinate low level teams with our hyperwoke agenda

She's ours you cant have her

im like actually considering this 😭

I told you it was real. Unlike the actual event, signups for the Riptide Mile are open until Wednesday, probably forms.gle/7ssz1ySHntLZ...