I think the Cactus montage competition has only reaffirmed my belief that Splatoon players are obsessed with making the world's most cluttered and hard to follow montages out of any competitive game community I've seen for literally no reason

Sorry guys my balls exploded Im fine though

if you plan on attending a lan/con and you have an android do yourself a favor and download this. harassing people and filming them without consent for content has been easier now than ever. look out for your fellow community members as well as the communities youre sharing spaces w #compsplatoon

A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas. This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people. This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

With Big Dapple 10 coming up I have a lot of plans but it’s gonna be a bit pricy so I’m opening simple comms for the next month or so. 15 dollars flat up front for a silly little creature art! I’ll draw your ocs, splatoon or otherwise! More info below!! #commissions #art #splatoon #artcommissions

it's not enough but the nitro cancellation are very clearly making them panic. if you havent cancelled your nitro yet because you think it won't do anything anyways, this is your sign to do it!

Introducing Texas Splatoon Casual PB Nights 🫂 Join us every Friday at 7pm for some chill private battles with the community Community Discord server: discord.com/invite/KmZmf... We hope to see y'all there!

Hey. Tell people when they do good job. When you like the stuff they make. When you like the characters they’ve created. The stories they’ve told. Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time. Trust. They don’t. Tell. Them.

honestly I want to follow more teams anyway because I followed a billion back in spl2 midlevel days and I recognized extremely little teams watching most of the broadcast. please. let me follow you come get your free vicvillon follow oooh post your team acc below get your promo ooooh

As millions worldwide break their fasts during Ramadan, escalate the boycott of companies implicated in Israel’s crimes against Palestinians.

Donating any amount helps. Looking away is exactly what they want, keep up the BDS boycotts, donate when you can, and vote against AIPAC sponsored politicians.

A Palestinian forbidden to live They told you: be silent, don’t speak As if you were born just to be shoved aside for checkpoints for crossings for endless searches But you rise every morning anyway carrying a homeland in your chest, and a tomorrow no one can confiscate Good Morning for free people✌🏼

i love scuttle so much he's just like me fr. no other lan mascot compares sorry not sorry

This set was prevented from happening by divine powers

Taking New Jeersey train has radicalized me

Can volleyball results count for Luti? I think going undefeated for over a year and winning nationals 2 times is like winning ITZ so if any Luti staff see this you should totally let me get div1-X also same question for + server next time voting comes around. #highdivsplatoon

Call your house rep and tell them to support HB 2540 which will increase the amount disabled people can save from $2k to $10k and remove the marriage penalty where you lose your only source of income if you get married regardless of how little they make. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121

SHOUTOUTS TO ARIZONA FOR MAKING THE H-TOWN #5 CROWD ELECTRIC ⚡⚡ You have a lot to live up to Dark... #CompSplatoon

i have friends in turkey i lost contact with because of shit like this

stop posting about plus server. buy my producjt

Alternatives for Things Thread 🧵 List of apps/services/etc. that you should consider swapping to! Will forget things/have bias FOSS = free and open source software I'll start with Discord, but I don't think anything looks solid enough yet? Worth waiting a bit to see what looks best to move to

Udon > Ramen

Gonna make a short thread on things that have made me enjoy S3 even when its been slower:

Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?

goowapa can't make it so perhaps YOU, yes YOU 🫵 could be the jr player to answer the call for quad jr instead

Here is what I sent to Ted Cruz. Will send to Cornyn shortly. SUBJECT:SAVE Act While I already know that you agree with its goals to disenfranchise certain voters, I'm sure you must be able to see that many of your own party's voters will be among those whose ability to vote will be impacted 1/

JFC I've heard that Fetterman is considering supporting the SAVE act. It's a disaster of a bill that would create sweeping disenfranchisement. Whoever your senators are, I don't care, call them. I don't wanna hear if you think they definitely will or won't support this, take 3 minutes & call.

Waffle house is there for me when nobody else is

Ok, so basically in order to fight dynamo: Count their swings. Very often they'll just kinda flick while sitting back, and you can take advantage of them wasting flicks by rushing at someone who thinks they're safe fighting on their side in downtime.

They are still out there. It hasn't stopped. If you have anything at all, donate what you can, any amount helps.

www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr... Immigrant rapid response fund for Minnesota. Please donate what you can, if anything.

Texas Splatoon fans, LISTEN UP! We're looking into hosting a LAN event in Dallas, Texas. This event will be headed by @goowapa.bsky.social and built up by the same crew the brought H-Town Splashdown to Houston, Texas. #compsplatoon Fill out the form below: forms.gle/1YmzoFsQXjbo...

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Bad bunny is my fucking goat.

get off tiktok. get off youtube shorts. get off instagram reels. stop asking for an ai summary of every article of media ever made. if you can't get to everything or hold an opinion on everything, that's fine. nobody was meant to parse all the information beamed into our heads nowadays anyways.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

"Someone thinks you're fresh" okay?? make out with me?? buy me dinner?? call me pretty??

WE’RE LIVE WITH DIAMOND DUEL 2! COME WATCH AND BRING HYPE TO THE CHAT! #compsplatoon twitch.tv/splatoontour...

We should start including rivals 2 in splatoon tournaments as a side bracket

ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon thescallop.ink/article/proc... #highdivsplatoon #news

Urugh *shits I have an epiphany

Genuinely I think I've pissed with more velocity than bp long range

Sorry for the drop off but we’re back to remind you that Diamond Duel 2 is SOON! Sign up now if you haven’t already and we hope to see you there! #compsplatoon

BREAKING: Judge Ana Reyes, in DC, issues a stay of DHS Sec. Noem’s decision to end Haiti’s temporary protected status (TPS) designation, a decision that was to go into effect on Tuesday and could have ended legal status for up to 350,000 people overnight. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

REGISTER TO VOTE TODAY AND CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION STATUS IF YOURE NOT SURE. We're going to change shit, I promise.

Okay! This has already inspired a bunch of DMs, so I made a page on the website. If you have 50,000+ Skymiles and would be willing to book flights to get someone home, please fill this out.

I'm just hoping that Nintendo doesn't see this as "S1 dynamo is clearly too strong even 10 years later" and instead as "the unique environment and mechanics of S3 has resulted in this weapon being way stronger than it was intended to be" and are not afraid to give other low tiers this type of rework