why are enemy carbons in soloq always jesus splatoon christ but the carbons on my team play like they don’t know what a controller is

2026 goals: win

Aaaand that’s wraps for Tristrike Tuesday with @hayatespl.bsky.social ! We got 🥉in Iron Bracket! ( @roxymoron.bsky.social highkenuinely sandbagged us with her controller sens) Had tons of fun and hope to do more tournies in the future! #compsplatoon #Splatoon

twitch.tv/tinto_dapples FIRST OFFICIAL TOURNAMENT WITH HAYATE! TAP IN! #Splatoon #compsplatoon #Twitch

We’re looking for a support! Dm @sango_ko on discord! #splatoon3 #competitivesplatoon Reposts appreciated!

Can’t be cracking anyone with low XP know your girth

switch 2 buff. mr aura 2 is being created in the lab as we speak

we found the method

jordan’s a florida boy i’m shocked he hasn’t set his tag to jimmy buckets or 22 or smthn like that

One of the worst things a new comp player can do for themselves is play multiple weapons that don’t do similar jobs. If you’re gonna start playing comp, please pick just 1-3 weapons max that will do similar jobs ⬇️

superjump 7 grands needs to go on IMDb that shit was actually a masterpiece

+150 on the rota. thank you mr aura

Mr. Aura

I feel like nintendo knew hammer was giga dogshit around launch so they put it on really synergistic guns and gave them amazing subs but then they buffed it and now there's like 4 hammer weapons with god kits

yea that seems abt right

Helloooo everyone, different type of post but there is a VERY high potential Decav that I have been coaching recently @javaspl.bsky.social very good mechs and smart player! please pay attention to him and give him some attention and look out lowk 🙇‍♀️