i was sent to earth for a purpose… in my future every lobby will be filled with such wondrous majesty ⬇️⬇️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

all we do is turn up, we some dam monsters

life changer

swim speed up is gods gift to decav players

crazy how the last time we actually got to see milky way vs pxg it was superjump 7 and it was one of the of the best sets in the history of this game and then they never played each other again

every time i swing decav i do the usss uss usss shadowboxing thing

thoughts

crobattle 9th got a cool d1-2 result, very cool. need to work on not choking against “better“ teams

running from the laggy jp gambit scu sploosh

get these OCTOS out of my lobbies bro

mint is just the thinking man’s stamper

all my boys can fly we‘re like angels in the night

9 game winstreak w this comp

mint is the most underrepresented gun in the game by an insane margin rn

why don’t we play marlin clams in anything it’s actually pretty decent

fuck comeback bro 2x swimspeed feels so good

Post #110: Patch 11.2.0 has dropped! In my opinion, I feel a bit mixed but overall positive. They nerf most of the problematic weapons but failed to give us any sort of real buffs. I also want to thank Inkipedia editors for putting the 11.2.0 changes! #splatoon #compsplatoon (1/4)

jus lost 100xp bc im playing while sick and with part of my finger missing lowk i think something is wrong w me

also bow best backline now lmaooo

despite the bubble and booyah damage nerf imo decav benefits from this patch given that they nerfed its worst matchups in this meta while leaving vac strong.

im so fucking old (20)

yo it’s like they fuckin hate me what is that bro

most of my tc x lobbies are 2x cblast on one or both teams #gamesucks

getting a little tired of Regulation M-A #compsplatoon

okay

i pop like 3 of these every time i play soloq and it puts in a state of primal berserker rage where all i can do is kill #highdivsplatoon

support players are like herbivorous prey animals. simple minded.

wtf do you want me to do man

they should compensate the teams by nerfing dualie squelchers In My Opinion

who is “y2k” in na x this dude is a menace

why do my mechs vanish after one day without playing bro i just hopped on x and sold for 30 mins straight

lol no way i’m still li eligible right

HEAVENSENT got 2nd in Tristrike Tuesday #60 Lexi - "DYNAMO IS SO FREE" @javaspl.bsky.social - "AT LEAST YOU KNOW" @2malice.bsky.social - "i hate dcs" Nyght - "pls no more backlines" big things coming........

very cool of nintendo to include an accessibility mode for people with stumps for hands

norishio…..

luv to see it

doing this in sendouq #highdivsplatoon

mexico getting a third kit before mint decav…. #thesadtruth #highdivsplatoon

pearls on my neck, sick prince of the ocean

don’t be filmin me brotha

at least ik i still got it

genuinely what causes this it’s every time i queue x is my internal mmr high and my xp low how is my team this ass every game

Glooga players switching to glooga ?

i’m drinking Bleach on the Beach make my Teeth white

i’m playing so ass rn i need to lock tf in

I hope Splatoon 3 has reminded you all that the game is better off if certain weapons are never good

gnarly radical on the block im magical

deadass zip should just make ur max hp 150 the entire time it’s active that special is so dix rn