A new racing game is turning cars into anime girls in a new Umamusume-like In Project GT, players can race, battle, and collect "Car-Girls" based on real vehicle models

#compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon #splatoon

An emergency notice from Grizzco: "We're observing some signs indicating an upcoming Big Big Run. Hordes of Salmonids are expected to come ashore on June 19. We appreciate your cooperation to overcome this impending threat." Uh-oh, time to assemble some friends!

Have they forgotten what they did like 9 months ago? #compsplatoon

This game has me stressed as fuck. I can’t let my improvement stagnate at all. Soon I won’t be able to maintain my skill & I’ll end up living my life knowing I will never achieve my goals. I have 2 years left to make it to +3 from my low level self. So much to do with so little time…

#compsplatoon Question for S1 vets. Would you call the top/high tiers of S1 “low maintenance top tiers”? (weapons high tier or better that have the trait that once learned, their mechanics don’t really leave your muscle memory after a long break) If you would, please list the weapons & why.

The squidkid who revived a weapon class after years of irrelevance steps into the ring

A brand new set of challengers to the #sws26 series, CutieNK will be participating in Global Gauntlet #2. tkf - Inkling Tri-Stringer Naenae - Splat Roller Kae - Splattershot 9ray - Slosher GG2 finals are on Friday at 8pm PT! Be sure to tune in. #compsplatoon

I need y’all’s help #compsplatoon One of my teammates Tenten @omgitstenten.bsky.social (disc: tenten_2007) did not show up for practice on Thursday, and has not responded to any of our messages. All we have to go on is that she was online on her switch around 1-2am edt on Saturday. (1/2)

I don’t like it when people refer to themselves by their LUTI Div. No one is an actual div [insert number here] player. A certain combination of players is a Div [Insert number here] team. Jared is not a div x player. Jared plus the other members of milky way is a div x team.

If you have any information regarding her, please forward it to me here or on discord, anything will help at this point. We’re not aware of her taking a leave of absence of any kind, and we’re starting to get worried something might have happened to her. Please share this around. (2/2)

Welp… It seems that my improvement has dragged quite a bit since the start of baseball season. From the prior season I jumped from peaking consistent 1850s to 2000s. this season I only consistently peaking 2100s when I was shooting for 2200s. Gotta disobey my parents even more now… #compsplatoon

After a 2-3 series i am at 2075.6xp. then Nintendo decides to smite me with 3 disconnects + bans in a row to go 0-3 and drop to 2000.6xp. Then bad luck gives me a griefer and the next we choke on hold. I am now 0-2 in a series and at risk of going into 1900 xp hell. I’m so fucked. #compsplatoon

I swear to god we need to understand how extremely different losing and getting beat are. Losing is making simple unforced errors that give the opponents chances to take a game. Getting beat is when the opponent causes forced errors to make winning easier. You can’t lose to a team because they are -

Bro what the actual fuck. Top 8 in NAL wasn’t good enough for Flingking to make +2, so they go podium in div X. Why the hell is Flingking not in +2? We really need to get our heads out of our own asses. #splatoon #compsplatoon

I personally have the hope that transgender people be more accepted in the future. While being trans has been acknowledged for some time, we are still very early into it becoming accepted.

If a team misses out on playoffs and gets the 9th spot due to this alting situation, I will punch through every damn wall in my home. #S3NAL

the splat bomb had to ponder for a moment

As a cis male who initially went to defend myself. I, as well as all other cis males, must understand saying, “It’s not entirely my fault, we are raised and pressured by society to be men” is no excuse. Societal pressures and patterns of upbringing based on sex is correlation, not causation.

A magical weekend beyond anything I'd ever imagined. Surrounded by family, friends, and all those who've supported us through this adventure. Here's to many years of the happily wedded life we've always dreamt of!

The hard working older brother and his talented younger cousin… Nintendo please do something. #splatoon #compsplatoon

"We've been trying to contact you, about your shark extended warranty" 🦈

Are there any midlevel players who are willing to play SoS with a low level player? While my goal is to get to midlevel, I’m still not sure what that goal looks like. I’m looking to find people at that level so I can understand the goal I’m trying to achieve. #splatoon #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

Who else cried while listening to three wishes for the 143rd time? #splatoon3 #Nintendo #compsplatoon

Entering the 1st #sws26 Global Gauntlet's ring from AREA CUP's side is ZEST, featuring: - Chocopero (Splattershot Pro) - Shuma (Splash-o-Matic) - Riukun (Heavy Splatling) - Kou (Slosher) Register for the upcoming qualifier on 2026.04.11 at play.iplabs.ink/gg1q1. #compsplatoon

We think your game sucks! @splatdroid.bsky.social #splatoon #compsplatoon

Still no Side Order music? Its been too year. #splatoon #splatoon3

does anyone else have concepts for weapon class super moves? This game would love super hype moves that aren’t specials that are spammed or exploited. #splatoon #splatoon3 #nintendo

SS rice shower ☺️

We were honored to be featured on LUTI Tonight for a Saturday DH! Many thanks to Carnival (can’t find their bsky) & @passionator.bsky.social for the amazing commentary! Of course we won’t forget @alphinespl.bsky.social for the spec cam and @yokopoke.bsky.social for the invitation!

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Does anyone know like a website or something that I can use to practice specific map callouts? Last time I tried to make flash cards but my parents won’t let me use a bunch of paper for every single map mode in the game. #splatoon #highdivsplatoon

I have no words and there are no words. Thank you @sendou.ink

I am the splatoon personality ever

I might start using solely Vac 96 in solo queue because clearly that is the only way we are getting any semblance of nerfs. We all know how sploosh got its nerf so now we must unite to put 96 on Nintendo’s radar. #splatoon #compsplatoon

This is so fucked. 6 flick dynamo was so perfectly executed. the ink efficiency was not what people complained about at all. This is not okay. Dynamon’s gear dependency was per and now we are changing it. #nintendo #splatoon #compsplatoon.

It was fun while it lasted 🫡 #splatoon #compsplatoon

We have won! I don’t care about zooka’s history! I love my baby and will die for her! 🥹

Scorch/turf war will be the most diabolical counterpick ever 😭💀 #splatoon #compsplatoon

Huh. So now the 20% chance I could attend has dropped even lower. At least it’s somewhat funny, i guess. #splatoon #compsplatoon

Lf+3 to partake in NA league. Not looking to shoot for playoffs or any brackets for that since I don’t have the time. Instead looking for a group that wants to push themselves in practice and play with the intent of getting better. #compsplatoon

I legit screamed in the middle of class!

Alright. As a Vshot main, I’m gonna ask. Does Zooka deserve a bullet velocity buff? the shots just don’t travel fast enough for the hit box size & with smaller squid forms free shots will just whiff even if led correctly. #splatoon #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon (I don’t know everything, I’m div10)

Dicta Striker… How could the writers do that to you? You deserved better. #umamusume #ウマ娘

Place your bets soon guys. I’m putting $50 on Mcqueen taking Nolan. #splatoon #umamusume

All low and mid levels who are feeling hesitant to participate in something so amazing I want y’all to read this. (This is coming from a some who is in their first year of competitive and is division 10) #compsplatoon #splatoon3 @isjared.bsky.social

Some concerns about the game state as we enter LUTI season. #compsplatoon