I NEED IT

MY GOATS, I COACHED THEM LIKE TWICE AND THEN THEY DO THIS WTF

POKÉMON 🍃 #fanart

THAT’S ME, COME TO DD ITS GONNA BE A BLAST 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I may or may not have adopted a new team to coach... @redrebellionspl.bsky.social

this riptide shit BORING 🐎 #riptide2025

This conveniently popped up on my yt feed youtu.be/AHEZTzOk9zI?...

YELLOW JACKETS RIPTIDE 2025 REDEMPTION FINALS VOD IS LIVE FEATURING TEAM COMMS @yellowjacketspl.bsky.social vs @pjackkchallenge.bsky.social youtu.be/VpUqleggWGk

i fucking love riptide

How much more evidence do you need

I WAS HERE!!!! Boop Decav President for 2025

One thing I learned while at Riptide is how hype Splatoon matches can be. When playing at a LAN, there’s external pressure that comes from all the people around, the unfamiliar set up, and ofc the standard LAN nerves. However through it all, everyone in the room is all there for one purpose, to play

This LAN shit is fun

How to Find me at Riptide - Leafeon - Green - (photo)

RIPTIDE TOMORROW

Just because I've been seeing it a lot more lately, this is your annual reminder... it's esports. Not eSports. Not e-sports. And definitely not e-Sports. It's simply esports or Esports (proper noun). Just like email.

There is nothing wrong with having an opposing opinion and disagreeing. But the moment we take it out of constructive criticism and actively hurting someone online bc they play differently is wrong. There is no excuse.

When I play splatoon I just think over and over again "fortune favors the bold" and then I ego peak the enemy E-liter #compsplatoon

HOLY SHIT I WANNA GO RAHH, THIS IS ACTUALLY DOABLE COMPARED TO H-TOWN (too far :<) #compsplatoon

Me if you even care 🗣️

Stealing this from Twitter, Who Will I see at Riptide? :) #compsplatoon

Funniest shit I’ve seen in a while, holy fuck 😭

Hyperdive with these goobers was so much fun! Going fast and "surprising them" is not an effective strategy against competent splatoon players 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Healer: Mint Decav Albi: Inkbrush Rare: pSwig, FroPro Gyrum: Milk Flux #compsplatoon

Bias but heavy vouch, Gyrum has Al helped @floodwarningspl.bsky.social keep a level head in tournament and is always the one who spots what’s going wrong post-match and communicates it to the rest of the team. Flux goat, she’s the best! ^-^

One unfortunate truth im still having to come to terms with is that im always gonna be trolled and harassed for playing hyperdive. However it only comes from fellow comp players. Most spectators i meet at lans are incredibly supportive and express enjoyment in watching me and it means the world 1/3

Do NOT make a Minecraft world with your Splatoon team You will turn into a Minecraft team and forget what a hyperdive is

I was thinking about why those on the radical left participate in "hyperdive" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'push with specials') and, in a Petersonian sense, elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('surprise them') #highdivsplatoon

the hyperdive reckoning draws near

Did something cool me thinks #splatoon

Your flooders make it out of Low Ink Day 1 with a set record of 3/3 and a game record of 9/9 to place us at the top of Gamma bracket! Will we be bumped up to Beta and flood out our opponents there… or will we rip through Gamma bracket easy peasy. Catch us tomorrow at 1 PM est to find out 🌊

of your team getting that space. As in, you make yourself a problem that they have to look at simply by going to the place they wanna be at. A homewrecker if you will There's a lot more to it than that, but I think explaining how it takes raw space emphasizes what it does so differently best.

Ok hopefully I can get this through under influence I define it as a style of gameplay that prioritizes the use of life over specials to force space. So you put yourself into situations that directly contest whatever space the enemy team is holding in whatever way best achieves the end result(1/2)

CHARITY STREAM WILL CONTINUE TODAY AT 1pm ET FOR LOW INK COME WATCH ME AT www.twitch.tv/awayhealerttv @floodwarningspl.bsky.social #compsplatoon

I wish I wasn't so uh... averse to subbing, hopping in sendouq solo, or doing pickups/8s. I haven't had good experiences with the community overall, made worse by my subpar skill and niche weapon lmao I wish we had less tolerance for assholes and toxic tilt overall tho

HEY #compsplatoon, and just #splatoon in general :0 I'm gonna be streaming around 7:30pm ET tonight (not sure when I'm getting off work later) I'm gonna be doing a charity stream to help those affected by the floods in Central Texas. If you're interested in supporting the cause, come say hi! :0

If there was a skill that, with 15 minutes of practice, would help you in every single game you played, would you pursue it? My aim training video is OUT NOW! youtu.be/TJSIAxUiNf4 Please gas this I worked really hard on it😭 #compsplatoon #splatoon3

Hey guys I want to make a video explaining how Splattercolor Screen is still affecting people, but I don't want to just virtue signal or get any info wrong. Could people who experience negative side affects, either audibly or visually, explain to me in replies or dms on why the special is harmful?

The Flood walks out of A41 with a 2nd Place in Iron bracket! We hustled, we slayed, let’s goooooooo

TOMORROW AT 7PM WE WILL BE FIGHTING @maincoursespl.bsky.social !!! It will be commentated by @zoetheclashmain.bsky.social and @nep2ne-tv.bsky.social !!! Watch it live here: twitch.tv/nep2ne_

Only in Flood Warning will you see a comp Blob 🗣️

Playing with Flood Warning has genuinely been some of the most fun I’ve had with this game. I get to really cut loose and push myself more than I ever have, looking forward to when we won’t get thrown on our ass as much 🗣️

FLOOD WARNING!!!

🌊 THE FLOOD MAKES IT TO LOW INK DAY TWO 🌊 after going 3-3 in groups, we’re gonna be playing in Gamma Bracket tomorrow! GGs to all of the teams we played today, see you tomorrow! 🐟‼️

BELLOO!!!!!!!! IM DOING A SPLATOON TEAM ILLUSTRATION RAFFLE 🐙✨✨ to enter, please ❤️ and 🔁, and reply with your splatoon team’s name! I will dm the winner after 72 hours passes 🙂‍↕️ [ #compsplatoon #splatoon #octoling #inkling #k9art ]

we are playing @interglacticbound.bsky.social in a little scrimmy scrimmy ay scrimmy ahh COME WATCH US PLAY THE GAME www.twitch.tv/awayhealerttv

im too impatient…A NEW WEAPIN SEASON DROPS…NOW!! 💥 EVERY. SINGLE. WEAPON. from Splatoon 3 is drawn up and ready to go! No more waiting for the bracket to move up for your weapon's turn to fight—it's a free-for-all in one big crowdfund COMING SOON! STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO 🪲 [ #enamelpin #merch ]

Hey guys I made this thing :0

Guys look at Healer's project he made (it contains Flood Warning content 👀) www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhL...

discord.gg/65NyNuU3KT #compsplatoon New community discord server for off meta splatoon players just dropped!! :3 This is a nonexclusive server for anyone who wants to discuss off meta strategies and find others to play with!! The key thing is that you stay open minded and dont shut down ideas :3