finally made an 18+ account because I'm tired of waiting for this site to make privs. if we're friends DM me for the account. if you do not have an NSFW account urself to follow with do not get in touch UNLESS i know you from outside of the splatoon community. i like to maintain my boundaries.

ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THIS TODAY

just 3 balatro gold stickers left. smeared joker, invisible joker, and burnt joker. lock in.

genuinely incredibly feat this is fucking insane

i love whatever is wrong with NL fans eggeats.com btw no stream tomorrow, he'll be back tuesday

happy easter ☘️🐇 #elpheltvalentine #GGST

Happy Easter!

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hell yeah dude

played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live

❤️💚 VS💙💛 You can do it, Deep Cut. #splatoon #art

this doesn't feel like something that should have to be said but if you're a team captain and 90% of your former teammates have ended up quitting this game after working with you i think that's a sign that you should take a break and seriously reevaluate yourself and your role in this community

the purpose of life is to have fun but also make the world a better place in any way you can, while not hurting others. that is all

トップロードの誕生日は桜の季節🌸 これからもよろしくね⚽️ #ナリタトップロード生誕祭2026

Finally ready to post this, 61 page doc on the fundamentals. It seems serendipitous given the NAL is soon This is aimed at everyone from coaches to entry level to high level. I think it has something for everyone If you have any questions, please ask #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏

We made 5th in #Splatoon3NAL2026 Preseason Week 1! Suddenly we have an opinion about the format being too long. Hax - wants to be prom queen Tessa - 1 assist/1 death/6 booyahs/1500 paint Renzo - Knuckles hot girl IBS Agaric - got some good succ #compsplatoon #lowclearance

Doto with glasses.

This is your unfortunate reminder to be wary of videos that last exactly 14-15 seconds, as most of the easily accessible and cheap AI generators can only make consistent videos of this length. There are models that can make longer, but if you suspect a video is AI, check the length.

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Bible: In the end times there are gonna be charlatans who use my name to trick you into supporting evil and it will be incredibly obvious to everyone except you. Evangelicals: This section of the Bible has always been mysteriously vague.

NA League Preseason Top 8 with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Platforms (combined chat): Twitch ➜ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ➜ youtube.com/live/m8KmvUN... #splatuber

this might be the greatest game of basketball i have ever watched

🌈☀️ My Little Umamusume

i still could use some help. if anyone could spare anything id be eternally gratefu.

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rewatched beginning of a new era and it was still peak

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

"The KKK Memorial Park is staffed by slave labor" is the most Georgia headline of all time

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y'all don't even understand the dire circumstances that prompted this incredible shitpost

Goodnight Stranger #splatoc

this video is so good

Erin Reed is a ragebait peddler and personally profits from sensationalizing current events at the expense of the mental health of her readers. Her "journalism" is frankly pretty disgusting in its cynicism and the trans community deserves much better than her brand of self-serving activism

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actually losing it at LRT. holy fucking shit. our event is farmable

this is one of the funniest CS posts ever made, I'm crying

It is time to talk about a real problem within trans journalism. Breathless, fearmongering posts that wildly exaggerate a danger — or make one up entirely — while being incredibly vague about actual threats and ways to resist. As TNN's @davidforbes.bsky.social termed it: panicslop. So, a 🧵