i got bangs :D

Yall need to stop acting like people with a different playstyle in a damn videogame even think about you because holy shit you cannot stop thinking about them

I really wish I was more invested in Splatoon but I'm just not :/

heh yeah I'm in +1, +1 in bed with your mom

SIX YEARS IN A ROW CHEESY SPLATOON 3 VALENTINES FOR YOU youtu.be/uhFNMr4dvm4

if you arent an ice abolitionist i dont ever want to fucking talk to you

ive decided im becoming a vampire

Bad Bunny's Superbowl performance made me happy as a Mexican :)

tears of the kingdom lowkey fucking sucks

I cant lie, gem's video makes me wanna play splatoon again....

@squidschool.bsky.social made an amazingly put together and well thought out video explaining and discussing hyperdive!! i really appreciate him taking the time to play with us, learn how we think, and to be non judgemental when describing his experience!! :3 #compsplatoon youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc?...

youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc This is one of my favorite projects I've done in a while. Huge shoutout to paradigmstarfish.bsky.social for letting me peak under the hood and test drive their galaxy class starship.

I taught my coworkers the concept of surplus value :3

BAD BUNNY TOMORROW

estrogen is the way forward

Splatoon theory and analysis feels like it mirrors irl politics

I'm gatekeeping everything now

Sorry it’s @almojo.online

gooning to dialectical materialism

Hyperdive vs Meta settled once and for all #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

What's up yall who want me (I am opening emergency commissions!) DM me here or on discord for inquiries! All of the colors shown are available and they're customizable to your liking, all handmade by yours truly :] Costs are as listed + shipping!

sold my soul to the devil and now im a socialist

The overwhelming majority of splatoon players don't understand the difference between playing meta and pushing a particular playstyle. Most off-meta players don't play off-meta because they believe it's the 100% most optimal way to play the game. They do it for the love of the game.

New video: excluding men from some esports is good, actually youtu.be/3Qi3bu3XYBI Inspired by some discussion around the next Girls Duo Cup for Splatoon.

- EXHIBITION MATCH - MAIN COURSE vs. FLOOD WARNING!!! (reunited) Join us on Monday, January 13th at 10pm ET for a PA9 Scrimmage featuring live commentary from @santanarainfall.bsky.social and @localshark.bsky.social ! Watch it here: www.twitch.tv/local_shark_ #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

i need my brain ZAPPED does anyone have the cuck chair they put frakenstein's bottom or whatever in?

yo dawg can i get some ice cream only a spoonful can i ice cream only a spoonful dawg can i spoonful yo dawg can i get some ice cream only spoon yo spoon can i get some dawg cream only a spoon yo spoonful dawg can i creamsicle can i get some icee yo dawg only a spoonful

I think this community has a big problem with being closed-minded in terms of comps and play styles. Talk to people. Be willing to learn and have a constructive conversation. Even if you have a feeling you’ll disagree in the end. We have so much to learn from one another! Don’t limit yourself

oh my god

true hyperdive has never been achieved

My goals for 2026 are to run for office

Hyperdive is the socialism of splatoon

Just ONE HOUR away! Make sure to tune in! www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5wU...

One semester at a university in a blue state turned me into a marxist oops

I picked up piano again after not playing for several deveral years. Got myself learning a few toby fox tracks like fallen down and lantern. It has been good for me to work on something for myself instead of for an external reason like money or prestige

BACK AGAIN AT ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPLATDOWN #3 WITH MILE HIGH-PER DIVE!!! @santanarainfall.bsky.social @1nfa.bsky.social ME AND @madmask.bsky.social #compsplatoon

www.twitch.tv/awayhealerspl Guess we doing a stream (with @entomolojest.bsky.social :3c) #compsplatoon

splatoon 5 march 5th

#compsplatoon #splatoon Continued my achievement and 4 starred every 3rd kit!! :3 Not much to say, im really happy to finish this. The devs did great with the kits (except screen, it can go die in a hole). I will continue 4 starring stuff as long as i can if they ever add new kits :3 (more below)

The Commune went 1-0 against the Ender Dragon in Minecraft!

WEATHER UPDATE: The high waters have receded, this means FLOOD WARNING!!! is disbanding on good terms. Thank you everyone who supported us, faught against us, and coached us, it meant so much 🌊 #compsplatoon

go play toys with her. she's got a lot of potential

Not only that, but it's those same white men that have so much entitlement towards taking up space both physically and in opportunity

I'm so sick of mediocre white dudes who refuse to listen to marginalized people. Happy fucking Trans Visibility Week, I guess. god.

IF YOURE GAY AND SAD YOU SHOULD GO ON A RUN SO THAT YOURE GAY AND HAPPY

Friendly reminder that ALL women are beautiful. (i hate the beauty industry)

Thinking about opening a minecraft realm for the oomfs...

Shark was an incredible teammate and is an incredible coach. This is a great opportunity to improve, you should tryout if you have the drive to compete

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 4 players! We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!) Apply at our website! 11ft8.ink/team/recruit...