Please, take a look at this. Midlevel is finally getting together.

TWO YEAR FUCKING CONTRACT FUCK YEAH

what is happening in pokemon, I did not see the thingy and am not an avid pokemon consumer (especially since I have not heard anything good about the franchise in the last few years) so i dont know what is happening but everyone is talking about it eek

@damage0vertime.bsky.social completig the i15 during CE tryout 🙏

Installed a see through cat-door on the restroom door and now my cats keep looking at me through it when I use the toilet Like can you stop meowing at me while I do my business 😭🙏

reading any more value into a LUTI div placement beyond "these are the other teams we get to fight against this season" is a spiritually fruitless endeavor. the game of proving your dominance over and subjugation to other teams in the community is one that will strip you of all respect for others.

these new kids gotta learn the og slang like wdym you dont know what MTD, Ajax or C9 mean </3

Mystic LUTI picks Div X: Fruittella Div 1: Pollo (Double points pick) Div 2: WHALES Div 3: Cataclysm Div 4: Clown Ensemble Div 5: The Koalition Div 6: Special Dreamers Div 7: Full Combo Div 8: Deep Sea International Div 9: Stand By Div 10: Chroma

The amount of work I'm gonna put into the splatoon community as soon as I am done with my exams and have more time again will be crazy. rn though i can only play and represent a less egotistical and open minded midlevel player <3

While I did feel slightly screwed by this luti season, it does motivate me more than anything to prove that I am not div 4. I know I can be better and I will show that by doing my absolute hardest in play offs, and in any open tourney I can get my grubby hands on!

This burrow just got dangerous… please join us in welcoming @omazen.broadcastbeep.com to the Rabbit Hole LUTI S17 roster 🐰💙 #compsplatoon

Can volleyball results count for Luti? I think going undefeated for over a year and winning nationals 2 times is like winning ITZ so if any Luti staff see this you should totally let me get div1-X also same question for + server next time voting comes around. #highdivsplatoon

this is so sweet, maybe I should go donate blood as a #HyperdiveRepresentative

divisions are a lie made up by big popgun. to sell more popgun products. that he produces in popfactoruys.

I found him... John Big Swig. whoever you are - you are insane on that weapon holy fak

The fact that a moira mythic would just be her having extremely dramatic nails, is fabulous and I have never wanted something more

Decided to browse sendou's LFG, and this was what it felt like the distribution of requested divs were yalls' pickups will NOT going to survive The Reckoning (div announcements) #highdivsplatoon

Altruist came 🥈 in Tristrike Tuesday EU #19!! GGs to everyone we faced :D Me - vDynamo @shacles.bsky.social - vBlaster / vSlosher @hydrakill.bsky.social - vHeavy Splatling @gibbosh.bsky.social - vShot / vGal / vSplash

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WINS TRISTRIKE TUESDAY #19 @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - "horses are dumb and ugly" @damage0vertime.bsky.social - "making space" (dies 13 times) @eleqilix.bsky.social - "didyouknowthatdynamohaslikeahandprotectionpieceonthhandlefortheuser" Jammy - Tower Princess™: Murder Edition

Revengeance played Speed Ladder & went 5-2, coming 31st overall! GGs to everyone we played! Me - vDynamo @coqdorys.me - vWiper @spud111.bsky.social - vDread @vaybe.bsky.social - S-Blast 91

This is by no means saying that it's going to be successful your first, second, or even third attempt. You'll learn something from every experience and grow from there. Yes, players will ego you and think you're bad. You're the only one that can prove them wrong. I did it. Why can't you?

Girls duo cup +2 :D

Silly nickname I gave to dapples since the red one is apple flavoured and i can make bad apple puns So behold, Apple Ualies

@jaykebyt3.bsky.social @phantomu.bsky.social @spud111.bsky.social @vaybe.bsky.social @coqdorys.me @revengeancespl.bsky.social yall are not ready for this 🤑

Got a warning for playing this clip on stream LMAO. Context is someone asked why top players don't give people chances. I was being comedic but basically I said we do give chances you just have to build your connections first and of course we don't give chances if there is nothing to go off.

Elite ball knowledge is knowing the full roster (all changes from start to end) of Blaeksprutter

I wanted to drop it here to spread more awareness, please read if you have the chance docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I don't know how much this'll land, but I think some of this is part of the idea of we should do more pickups and less teams Not going fully down the rabbit hole, but I think it became a thing of only work on skills with the best people you can and use it to focus on results cause its always been a

Old man yells at cloud (Personal thoughts building off of what Jared said, ty for this insight)

@radha.splstrong.com @splhershey.bsky.social @broadcastbeep.com #highdivstronghold

DISTRACK ON LUTI #HIGHDIVSPLATOON #COMPSPLATOON

Bro goes into so much detail about the name of HDive which is funny when you know that it was decided upon by a fucking vote and the competition was PurpleDive 😭 I just think it’s funny and silly :3 Thanks @squidschool.bsky.social for covering HDive, glad to see the playstyle getting some rep :)

@squidschool.bsky.social made an amazingly put together and well thought out video explaining and discussing hyperdive!! i really appreciate him taking the time to play with us, learn how we think, and to be non judgemental when describing his experience!! :3 #compsplatoon youtu.be/Q7W6qSD-Hhc?...

this kinda explains why people we've never interacted with are like 'i hate that team' you just hate us because you do not like us and we're not mean to you grow up

sadly only really got into comp In S3 </3 though I made up for it with my MASSES of mains throughout the years. I might like aoe and support weapons....

Super Bowl half time show #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

My Midlevel Experience #compsplatoon

I'm gonna make a wild call. They will add proper skill based matchmaking. god I hope I'm right...

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WINS BRAVO BRACKET IN MMB#32 Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt @eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts @damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(

REQUESTING ALL GAS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 My team has been working on a Coach Training Program, and now we need to hear from YOU! 🫵 To gauge community interest in coaching and to help us know what kind of program people want to see, we made this short, 5 minute interest form! forms.gle/CUW5qC2FDZYA...

Courtesy of @kennakana.bsky.social, I decided to make an interaction chart between a few different groups of people within the comp scene that I think would benefit from a Career Fair. Share your thoughts below :0 🧡 & 🔁, let’s get this going! Let’s turn this ambition into reality :) #compsplatoon

CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!! @eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet @damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!! Jammy - got 11 wails GGs! (thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

Here in X Rank Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the ttek region. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the takaroka, rather than risk your entire queue time for just 1 game tick less lag.

🧵 the people in the hyperdive community are honestly extremely sweet people but we are also human. we get hurt and we get frustrated. The things we do and say online aren't gonna be perfect. I expect the same from people who play meta.

Fake ass machine Main I see your ass on slosher

Today has been the 5th time I went shooting. 4 weeks ago I started out with a total of 321 - barely hitting the black and having series’ not even in 65. Today I hit 508 with my lowest series being 82, hitting the white only 4 times out of 60 shots. I am very proud of my progress.

Delicious Cake Dinner! got 3rd in Abandon ship #19 :D delterr: linkemarker never fails Brine: dropping dread to focus on tri-ing my best Sasha: so very tired Noxi: I'm

THE PJACKK CHALLENGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!! we salute the four brave warriors who have been pjackk drafted: Ψ @ovengoats.world Ψ @almojo.online Ψ @xaerblight.bsky.social Ψ @skoobz.bsky.social WE WILL BE CONQUERING EVERYTHING. ONE-TRICKS CAN DOUBLE JUMP AMONG OTHER FEATS. "HYPERDIVE" = 🤤 hi