I'm gonna make a wild call. They will add proper skill based matchmaking. god I hope I'm right...

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WINS BRAVO BRACKET IN MMB#32 Jammy - dmg dont forget to switch your shirt @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - dmg remember to switch your shirt @eleqilix.bsky.social - dmg, reminder to swap shirts @damage0vertime.bsky.social - guys, why didnt you remind me to swap shirts? :(

REQUESTING ALL GAS!!! 🔥🔥🔥 My team has been working on a Coach Training Program, and now we need to hear from YOU! 🫵 To gauge community interest in coaching and to help us know what kind of program people want to see, we made this short, 5 minute interest form! forms.gle/CUW5qC2FDZYA...

Courtesy of @kennakana.bsky.social, I decided to make an interaction chart between a few different groups of people within the comp scene that I think would benefit from a Career Fair. Share your thoughts below :0 🧡 & 🔁, let’s get this going! Let’s turn this ambition into reality :) #compsplatoon

CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!! @eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet @damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!! Jammy - got 11 wails GGs! (thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

Here in X Rank Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the ttek region. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the takaroka, rather than risk your entire queue time for just 1 game tick less lag.

🧵 the people in the hyperdive community are honestly extremely sweet people but we are also human. we get hurt and we get frustrated. The things we do and say online aren't gonna be perfect. I expect the same from people who play meta.

Fake ass machine Main I see your ass on slosher

Today has been the 5th time I went shooting. 4 weeks ago I started out with a total of 321 - barely hitting the black and having series’ not even in 65. Today I hit 508 with my lowest series being 82, hitting the white only 4 times out of 60 shots. I am very proud of my progress.

Delicious Cake Dinner! got 3rd in Abandon ship #19 :D delterr: linkemarker never fails Brine: dropping dread to focus on tri-ing my best Sasha: so very tired Noxi: I'm

THE PJACKK CHALLENGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!! we salute the four brave warriors who have been pjackk drafted: Ψ @ovengoats.world Ψ @almojo.online Ψ @xaerblight.bsky.social Ψ @skoobz.bsky.social WE WILL BE CONQUERING EVERYTHING. ONE-TRICKS CAN DOUBLE JUMP AMONG OTHER FEATS. "HYPERDIVE" = 🤤 hi

I hope one day, one day i get a chance to hold you in my arms my beloved

I've remained silent on recent discussion, and will probably remain to do so, but If people in this community have the ability to put hours of their time each week to help run it You can put 5 extra minutes to word something mindfully and with nuance Be respectful, we all want the same thing

My thoughts on Splat Safety and recent community discussion

It’s been 2 years since we split up. It’s been hard but I moved on from her… Still, sometimes I catch myself wanting to be with her again… N zap 85

It comes to us with a heavy heart to say this, but Spooky T-Shirt Club will be disbanding. We’ve come to realize that our goals have shifted away from each other, and that changes in life events have taken priority over competing. Spooky T-Shirt Club was an experience. Tysm all for the support ❤️

Boom

important

EQ 🔜 OKTOFEST

#compsplatoon #memes

Machine is long overdue a buff.

My hand lies, softly The world fades into nothingness once more I hit a 6 again My haiku about shooting </3

Thank you to anyone who is actually a decent human being - you don’t have to love or hate HDIVE, you don’t even have to interact with any of us but for the love of god, can you just let us have fun at the game? No matter if it can reach top level or beat JP or whatever. At its core we just enjoy it

Hyperdive hate is so revealing of character cuz like... Wahh ahh I hate trying new things even if they aren't the best option/maybe don't work at the highest level but we don't know till we try

on a whim yesterday i looked up "hyperdive" on twitter and there was not a single soul talking abt it. meanwhile on bsky ppl are so annoyed by it they are muting the term. this is truly a different universe

Anti hair loss product: Santana Hairfall

This video made me think about some things related to content. As someone who comes from the overwatch community, especially how i started out in that game and even splatoon was spent searching up "how to improve at XY" - currently, the two videos that come up are from chara and cookie -

1) Thank you To's for doing this. Everyone remember to thank your to's and vote xi for community awards 2) I'm kinda motivated from pika to do some more analysis content even if I feel mixed on it. Give me some jp teams you want me to rip into for these replays. I ripped into NA yesterday

@almojo.online happy birthday almobro - I hope I get to interact with you more cause you seem really cool 🔥

Its so sad how true this is, no hyperdive is not a "Brainless way to play" the amount of PRACTICE to get to the speed that we want and to be consistent is insane, "Hyperdive is just running in and feeding" but it's all together and we get value off it so is it actually feeding? That's all from me :)

if anyone wants to learn about the way we think about the game and want our perspective on top level HOP IN (or watch the vod). infa is great at articulating and i think everyone in general can learn from watching :3

if you need more of a reason to vote for me... #compsplatoon

Toads Doing Things: a thread. 🧵 #MarioKartWorld

I think Sparg0 put it best #compsplatoon

I suppose i should make an FA post, i want to play this game more #compsplatoon

One unfortunate truth im still having to come to terms with is that im always gonna be trolled and harassed for playing hyperdive. However it only comes from fellow comp players. Most spectators i meet at lans are incredibly supportive and express enjoyment in watching me and it means the world 1/3

JP don’t have arms like this tho 💪 😂

My brother - PS has been pioneering playing fast for months and you all gave them shit for it. Now we have more than one team pushing the boundaries. Spooky, Clown Ensemble, Pjack and many individual players all working towards figuring out how to push their weapons speed to the max 1/?

Is this where we start hyperdiving 👀

🚨ALERT🚨 @eenyee.bsky.social joins The Whiprays as our new co-coach! We're excited to have their expertise and encouragement on our side. Though the otp whipray ships they make could be classified as workplace harassment, we don't have an HR department. So, we'll let it slide for now.

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WON BETA BRACKET IN SOLAR ECLIPSE 43! @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - Won beta bracket twice Jammy - beat the "forever second" allegations @damage0vertime.bsky.social - #1 Record score setter #1 Score booster #1 Rainmaker Stopper @eleqilix.bsky.social - only picked machine in finals

As cheesy or simple as this looks, it was at this point where I realized I had the power to start enjoying the game. Crazy what 3 words can do to you

YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE BEST. I NEVER IN MY LIFE COULD IMAGINE BEING NOMINATED FOR AN AWARD LET ALONE TWO OF THEM!!!!! TYSM FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. ILY ALL 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Paradigm Starfish got nominated for the Splatoon Community Awards?!?!?!? This is such an honor thank you all <3 Here's the link for anyone who wants to vote! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Stand by... On your mark... Take Position... Almost 6 months in the making, ready to ride the waves through comp, it's VIVID WAVE, a (kinda) new low level team featuring fast strats and quirky comps! It's time to meet your navigators! #compsplatoon

Teams get all messed up when trying to figure out how to deal with enemy flanks. Here's a new video talking about how to counter them! Go watch it! #compsplatoon #splatuber youtu.be/ch6hV2s9grI