I'm the wine mom, to her beer dad 🍷

Mini is such a fun support option. For solo vimi, definitely play the JP builds with double mains of RSU and ink efficiency and if you play a rota that has really good liter maps like eeltail/mincemeat - swap to rimi. the chances of running into a liter are so high and hammer is not a special then

It’s insane how much work, discipline and sheer willpower it takes to not lose your shit and give into the evil thoughts and emotions that whisper bad things to you. Whatever helps you cope, even if it’s not perfect. Don’t beat yourself up over needing it 🫂

Just a quick reminder that you don’t have to feel ashamed of your special interests ❤️ You are unique and way more interesting when you express yourself!

Today we say goodbye to one of our root members, an insane bow player, tower rider, rainmaker carrier, plant waterer, clam greeder, chump user, amazing teammate and the Nr1 critic of my drip pic captions. The circus will miss you Jammy. (she left on good terms and we will continue to support her!)

I meet a girl -> we start talking -> she realizes I’m dualie squelchers -> jump tech and set up a skirmish on their plat

How tf am I supposed to eat fruit when I dislike both sweet and sour tastes >:( That’s why pomelo is goated ❤️

Bish Bash Bosh and job's a good-un

remember, your thoughts dont represent reality. its a scenario, an idea, a way your brain tries to find clarity in something ambiguous. but it is not reality. be kind to yourself <3

When we got the chance to interview a Stronghold Staff member about their SBA journey, we jumped at the chance! Here, we talked to Yucca, a Season 2 graduate, about the SBA, and the pipeline to staffing for Splatoon Stronghold. Check it out here! youtu.be/z-iXSisTAww

whoever invented hunger is lame. I am too mentally exhausted to cook and now I have to feel like there is a hole in my stomach. yeah alright buddy

me and @brinewater.bsky.social bonding over the only thing that matters 🙏

he plays the song of his ancestors

I'm baaaaaack~ Support appreciated! (❤️🔁💬)

Should‘ve dodged the vac I guess…

Proof of concept in motion All done in OBS no plugins

A question to all the hardcore solo grinders, what is the minimum XP where you start to think "hmm this person is actually kind of good" ? #compsplatoon

Putting this out, I'm not gonna be free at all this week for coaching (I need a small break lmao). But this is here if people want it Same thing, 4 individual slots and 2 team slots are open forms.gle/UBk2ZfcQ9TPQ... I should probably add #compsplatoon this time cause I think I forgot last time

COLORADO HAS A NEW REGIONAL SPLATOON LAN ON THE BLOCK!! Mile High Dive #1: First Ascent coming at you MAY 2ND!! Register here: start.gg/milehighdive WILL YOU DARE TO TAKE THE DIVE?

snack #splatoon

Reposting this here for visibility. This is the kind of stuff that honestly makes me wanna just stop running events like LUTI. We can only do so much and our time and deadlines not being respected then us being blamed in return is very frustrating #compsplatoon

Welp I have a variety of videos First: Vod version of the review I just did today. Going over shark tank shallow waters, mainly just a mix of reviewing teams and less depth for more teams youtu.be/n7jalIi54DY Second: Old review on the direction of force, its a valuable watch youtu.be/wXYou45saVA

Loving the fact that MATH, as a concept. reminds me of them.

After months of having 0 clue where it was, I finally found my bald @zapfisk.splstrong.com sticker - stuck to a 20€ when i pulled it out of my wallet. legendary pull

Chat… how do you make friends Help

To everyone who has been frustrated with x rank - just hold on. as soon as you get to around 2300~ XP (takoroka) the games start to make a lot more sense. the solo playstyle and greed obviously still persists but your teammates and the enemies play a lot smarter and better. It actually feels fair

Zooka is still a special of all time

Finally ready to post this, 61 page doc on the fundamentals. It seems serendipitous given the NAL is soon This is aimed at everyone from coaches to entry level to high level. I think it has something for everyone If you have any questions, please ask #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Hi! My name is Jayke, & I am looking for an EU est D4-3 team (my own skill level is est D4) willing to push on to become better at the game :) Sendou (You can view results there): sendou.ink/u/jayke Weapon Pool: vDynamo, vDualies X Rank Peak: 2450XP Nationality: 🇬🇧 VC & Callouts: Yes & Preferred :)

[1/??] #CompSplatoon I genuinely do wish there were more EU friendly tournaments. I want to get LI banned (I don't enjoy the 2 day format of LI) but it feels like I'm at a wall. The only real way I can do is is either win a Tristrike Tuesday, win A41 when it comes round every what, month? 2 months?-

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

The future of stats in Splatoon is here. After running a script and making a few clicks, get all the data you need from games exported from Inksight. Sheet + script releasing within the coming days. #compsplatoon

if you ever get bored of splatoon 3, go back and play splatoon 2, game so ass i immediately have a better time in s3 thinking of just how good i have it

Just found out I spent around 1600~ hours in league of legends, making it my second most played game of all time, only outranked by splatoon and its the most horrible news I have heard all day. god i wish this was an april fools...

last night we let the monkey talk

Fuck my stupid squiddy life man 💔

Ink recovery up is one of the most underrated gear abilities in the game. I will die on this hill.

I really dont know how we have just come to accept vac cheese as acceptable for RM. From kraken CB/TC, to gg strikes or booyah, or zones reef - no means of cheese has ever felt so unfun and disengaging to play against in my opinion.

SOOOOO LUCKY THAT I SNAGGED THIS SLOT. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COMMISSION THEM ONCE THEY OPEN A VGEN!!!!

So many of my mock results were disappointing, no fails but just not what I expected… Anyways time to sign up for paddling pool!

Inksight just got a lot more stats! I'm calling this release v1.0, and it includes a lot of data on how matchmaking is screwing us over 🤭 Match stats, player MMRs vs XP, who's queuing with who, and lots of other data just got added! Check it out! 🔗 hana.lol/inksight

Altruist WINS low ink march 2026! GGs to every team we have fought along the way! After 5 2nd place results we have finally broken the curse :) @shacles.bsky.social - Bucket @octosealspl.bsky.social - Dread @hydrakugel.bsky.social - Heavy @gibbosh.bsky.social - Zap #compsplatoon

Horrific to find out my partners SHOCK when i told her i played melee in modded terraria and they were SURPRISED that i didn't play "support" DOES MY PARTNER THINK I'M A POCKET MERCY HELLO???

God I love wordplay so much, I love annoying all my friends with silly little jokes MUEHEHEHEHE

Please, take a look at this. Midlevel is finally getting together.

TWO YEAR FUCKING CONTRACT FUCK YEAH

what is happening in pokemon, I did not see the thingy and am not an avid pokemon consumer (especially since I have not heard anything good about the franchise in the last few years) so i dont know what is happening but everyone is talking about it eek

@damage0vertime.bsky.social completig the i15 during CE tryout 🙏

Installed a see through cat-door on the restroom door and now my cats keep looking at me through it when I use the toilet Like can you stop meowing at me while I do my business 😭🙏

reading any more value into a LUTI div placement beyond "these are the other teams we get to fight against this season" is a spiritually fruitless endeavor. the game of proving your dominance over and subjugation to other teams in the community is one that will strip you of all respect for others.