Fact: 99% of Splatoon players give up hope before Sheldon's picks get shadow dropped on Christmas

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My following feed has been turned into a stable

this build has been feeling really nice on tent

slosher players when they see a tent shield

Honestly if they just fix the bug where you can't launch chumps cause of tent's end lag that kit might be on par with sorella

How kind of nogami to save the patch for Christmas

They should invent elder brothers that don't piss you off

Undercover brella walks out of a bar and gets arrested for dui

A pencil player walks into a bar, waits for 72 frames, and then orders 5 shots

impulse bought cyberpunk (on sale for $17) and gasped when i saw it needs 60gb of space. Im way too used to my sub 1gb games

Players left in disbelief after brellas spokeperson reveals the "1 fun satisfying kit" was in reference to recycled brella 24 MK I

Welcome to brellas we hope you enjoy our 1 fun satisfying kit and 9 piles of disappointment

Going to start grifting on beloved holidays

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playing sq today i realize i probably don't want to return to comp like ever

honestly kraken and vac should not be able to push tower. Nor should bubble be allowed to be placed on it

A tenta brella walks into a bar and deals 30.0 contact damage

enough time has passed, think i can post this

An S-blast player walks into a bar and realizes there is no counter

The most cutting edge innovation of the 21st century: art made by nobody for nobody

this is going to be the first time we don't get a patch within around a month of a new season starting unless nogami blesses us with a christmas miracle

lmao imagine being a loser who doesn't know how long it took her to smile. Real chump moment

oh right i never updated the kit generator with third kits. oops

They should give range blaster screen so everyone will call it the srb

Shoutout to the deltarune dev who's into older Japanese men, I'm really feeling represented in the gaming sphere

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

Okay please let's not call him that

@ hisаshinоgami cancel the release of the animal crossing update and divert resources to the development of Sheldon's picks or the cat gets it.

sheldon's picks deniers on kitsmas eve when they hear nogami updating down the chimney

miss oranje disco dancer

Week 1 impressions of the new brella kit: Cooler is really good on it as expected, honestly if people decide to invest it's easily the best non pencil cooler in the game, just fits into any comp. Splat bomb is a bomb ofc but you def don't want to spend too much ink on it, shield is too valuable

Honestly surprised that after retiring from playing s3 people will still occasionally dm me about comp

i love playing moderately old games

who's ready for doom and despair tomorrow

Spreading misinformation online is not as fun anymore when half the internet is powered by the misinformation synthesizer machine

is it morally okay to use the orphan crushing machine in game development if you can't tell it was used in the final product?

BE AWARE: homophobes in splatoon 3 are using a secret code to signal to each other. By using a combination of the bangs/bowlcut hair style and the 52 gal they are letting each other know that they are part of the in-group. Pay attention and block anyone using that combo

still drawing b4 bed

doodling #myart

browsing through the great deals page on the eshop and im astounded by the amount of AI garbage on there

who's ready for third kits tomorrow

Can you survive 95 turns in sandstorm

does anyone want to play in a gen 4 pokemon draft league with me

who's ready for third kits tomorrow

Actually people with graying hair are sexy and hot and cute and im not saying this because i discovered a whole bunch of gray hairs while brushing this morning

Bible verses tier list