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That Wiper player is so cool and cute and epic. I wonder who he is 🤔

Won Gold Bracket of Trans Cup. Ended up playing way more Wiper than I expected, especially since I've been playing decav/tri lately, but it felt pretty good. The torp goes crazy vs roller comps.

CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!! @eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet @damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!! Jammy - got 11 wails GGs! (thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)

Tying your ego and self worth to how funny you are is really a bad idea Unless you're really funny like me, in which case you don't have to worry :)

Daily @radha.splstrong.com appreciate post <3

I love splatoon so much yall The crowd at that Yellow Jackets Pjackk set was absolutely amazing, thanks all of yall for showing up when it isn't even top 32 yet Back and stronger tomorrow Peace.

Its crazy to me how many "Hyperdive players are hardstuck" posts I've seen when 80% of those people aren't even LI banned but 90% of HD teams are. I'm convinced its not even ignorance at this point but genuine frustration with their own progression #compsplatoon

When I play splatoon I just think over and over again "fortune favors the bold" and then I ego peak the enemy E-liter #compsplatoon

learning to deal with hate shouldn’t be a part of learning a play style, but it basically is now

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The example living rent free in my head is main weapon-centric play. West top level describes it in a way that makes it clear they understand it. We regularly watch JP be good about it. But play in mid level, high level, etc and try a single play without 2+ specials behind it and "you're feeding"

Freshly Picked and Critters Ink (and Golias!) came together for a Critter Garden (and Golias, ok?) pickup for Shark Tank today! A Bronze Bracket win is in season 🐾🐾🐾🍓🍓🛡!

nobody in this community knows what “getting better” actually means, so all they wanna do is get into + servers or explain their skill with a div, which imo means legit NOTHING rn. Stop putting a title to ur skill and figure out how to win vs EVERYONE.

The worst part about seeing all the HyperDive discussion is that someone will call the strategy mindless, a HyperDive player will explain some of the depth, and only to be met with "well its wrong because that's not how the game is supposed to be played". Feels shallow and ignorant. #compsplatoon

Too many people are held back because their desire to be perceived as good is stronger than their desire to actually improve. People are dodging tourneys and refusing to try unconventional strategies at the risk of doing "badly" which is insane to me. No other shooter has this.

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Coaching others has improved my ability to self review and view the game more objectively. Makes sense but I wasn't expecting the change to be this big.

I feel like our top level and maybe scene as a whole is bad at learning from 1 sided games and tries to avoid them. Unless you are literally 100-0 KOing every single match there is stuff to learn from. The inability to do so speaks to an inability to properly review matches more then anything else.

Splatoon is the only comp game where I've seen people actively avoid practice because they don't want to lose too many games which makes them think they aren't learning anything which just doesn't make any sense to me

This sounds weird, but I kinda like plateauing/getting stuck when it comes to #compsplatoon. There's something fun about having to step back and break your head a bit as you figure out how to get over the hurdle.

The harvest is a bit late, but! Freshly Picked won the Academy Showcase's Sophomore Bracket this past Sunday! We took some pictures to commemorate! Feat. @rat-of-pain.bsky.social from Critters Ink 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🐀 GGs, and thank you SBA, our coach, and our team manager for the opportunity! #compsplatoon

CLOWN ENSEMBLE WON BETA BRACKET IN SOLAR ECLIPSE 43! @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - Won beta bracket twice Jammy - beat the "forever second" allegations @damage0vertime.bsky.social - #1 Record score setter #1 Score booster #1 Rainmaker Stopper @eleqilix.bsky.social - only picked machine in finals

Birthday (happy birthday zyler) came 3rd in gold bracket of trans cup summer 2025! delterr: looked at their thighs for 4.5 hours Zyler: happy birthday zyler!! Brine: hated by EVERYONE Damage: really hungry and thirsty

damaged steak dinner got 5th in tristrike tuedsays EU #3! Beakon: im placing brine all over the map Explosher: im a tensui player now Toys: im deploying noxi Wiper: i have taken a lot of damage over time

PEAK ART BY A FRIEND BASED ON THIS POST!

BELLOO!!!!!!!! IM DOING A SPLATOON TEAM ILLUSTRATION RAFFLE 🐙✨✨ to enter, please ❤️ and 🔁, and reply with your splatoon team’s name! I will dm the winner after 72 hours passes 🙂‍↕️ [ #compsplatoon #splatoon #octoling #inkling #k9art ]

CLOWN ENSMEBLE GETS BANNED FROM LOW INK!!! thank you to everyone who has been supporting us. special thanks to @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social as well as @santanarainfall.bsky.social and @1nfa.bsky.social for getting us here 🔥 we only go up from here.

CLOWN ENSEMBLE + Brine got GOLD BRACKET in SAC qualifier 3! @brinewater.bsky.social "wait i love feeding" @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social "GO IN THE BUBBLE" Jammy "I went in the bubble" Damage "I just go with a gut feeling" @eleqilix.bsky.social was not missing most of it cause of sba stuff trust.

CLOWN ENSEMBLE GETS SECOND IN SUMMER DAYS (there were 3 teams) @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - "they are not camping my recall???" Jammy - got 2 with chumps @eleqilix.bsky.social - Nr 1. sponsor of the soda industry Damage - POV: crabs you in your spawn we took games against d3's. WE WIN THOOOOSE

EQ - guys, you never charge my booyah>:( Jammy - no cause i can't because my hand is fucked from playing guitar. Zyler - no i can't cause I'm sharking (on retake in base) Damage - no i can't cause you can do it on your own, i think you mash too slow, you're not hitting the cap. I hate these people

CLOWN ENSEMBLE QUALIFIES FOR ALPHA BRACKET. with a fabulous day 1 - clown ensemble goes 4-2 in Low Ink! @eleqilix.bsky.social - GET THAT GUY!!! @ DamageOverTime - *mreow* @hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - 30/10 against seed 1 @ Jammy - went from playing d8-7 teams to d5 teams in the span of a week