this has been so much fun even tho it’s been 2 days, shout-out to these blokes for letting me in the stack :>

nearest taco bell to me is 45 mins away idk how much longer i can take it

WARNING WARNING WARNING !!!! 1 CONSOLE PLAYER(S) IN YOUR SQUAD !!!! LOOK OUT !!! THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU !!! WATCH THE FUCK OUT !!!! CONSOLE PLAYER !!! DEAR GOD !!! BE CAREFUL !!! CONSOLE !!! PLAYER(S) !!! IN !!! YOUR !!!! SQUAD !!!! FUCK !!!!!

Normalize not vibing with someone and not making a big deal about it.

gonna be streaming a lot of this, come watch us expand our brains

The 5 stack is complete! 😎 @imxi.bsky.social (peaked Gold 4 in Y3 (8 years ago)) @judspl.bsky.social (peaked Plat 5 in Y10) @damage0vertime.bsky.social (brand new) @coolspl.bsky.social (brand new) @starry-echo.bsky.social (brand new) More in thread ⬇️

got hacked on disc, solving it rn ty for your patience

i would kill a man, a decent hardworking family man for there to be a lan in western canada

larpocalyspe

someone on my tl got the most insane johns i’ve ever heard

Jud just be doin side quests wtf 🥹

the humble jud has proved the hater wrong #passion #swag #div6boogeyman

still lookin

speccing a low level tournament and like are you guys just not playing cooler down there? lock in

PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEE I NEED THIS PLEASEEEEE

my passion for the game is at an all time high. my performance however…… needs improvement

i woulda made the sq major if i didnt bust my knee

tst most cursed tourney oat, inSANE maplist and just lose to terrible players, they put a damn spell on this shit what is going on

sick of being underestimated. i am god and you’re all beneath me

got to go on stage with punk legends tonight and sing sex and violence

looking for some mates with my mate

😼🤜🤛😼

idk what weapons to play, too much shit is good and too much shit is fun

legendary link up happening

VOUCH such a goated anchor with great vibes

I’m an FA again, trying to push myself again and harder this time ^_^ ✧ Anchor FA ~ More in alt text I’m down for teams / projects / pickups anytime just hmu . 🩵 + ♻️ appreciated #competitivesplatoon #compspl

huge vouch, very mechanical and analytical player. truly recommend for any teams trying to solidify themselves in mid level, they’ll be a huge piece

legendary run, best team of all time

left pearl plexed on amazing terms, some of my best online friends i’ve ever met, amazing people. looking forwards to what’s next tho, cannot wait to prove that i can play at a higher level

i put the dancing hot dog onnit

i swear this money keep fallin i’m best friends with ben shawty

gon be movin like bob and rick, even the ward gon tapn

i’m simply better than y’all, and i’m simply more known than y’all. hop off mah dick

just seen an ops face reveal and they are such a chud😭 i knew it

I know my twin will never switch up cause I can be ass at every game and he still playing with me 🥹🥹✌️✌️

im such a fucking hater bro

soon my twin... soon

if you say “melk” instead of milk you’re actually a bitch and no one loves or values you

I think lowlvls still care too much about comps to some extent, like theyre specifically looking for x midline or x anchor. When in reality in lowlevel it mostly doesnt matter what you pick, its more important to know how to play your gun and see how you build around each other's strengths.

almost da same

you will never understand my passion, let alone my gusto

cont tent

this is the truest thing ever, far too many decisions in a 5 minute game to not just play off instinct and feeling. experience helps inform good decisions but if you are deliberating mid game you are playing it wrong

i’ll be out of here soon enough

I think Splatoon is too fast and complex and different to have a flow chart approach to the game just go shoot people don’t over think it

guys if you afk mid tournament and don’t say anything and just leave your team hanging you should be blown up by a big bomb

Been hitting Aimlabs 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

genuinely shocking how many people play comp splatoon vs how many watch it. ipl being one of if not the biggest organization of tournaments and having not even 2k views on the sq s10 major vod, and sos gets like 100-400 each week

idk why it kinda hurts seeing someone i don’t even like still doing the same dumb shit, not even anything bad just being a miserably negative person

smoking a blunt and playing 52