The humble splatling

Initiate gusto 🕺

when you genuinely tryna beat yo shi and you see "@comp 8s +1" pop up in the corner of your screen

I just remembered I had a chicken sandwich in my bag, it’s from last Friday. Yall think it’s still good? I’m just hungry rn.

What if I just got a fursona rn

If it was up to me and money wasn’t important I’d be decked out in slowpoke and noibat merch.

Nvm I found joy in the game, I’m good until the 5 month mark. MORE COMING SOON!!!

it is remarkable how often people will find the most convoluted/vague (and wrong) explanations for why they lost a game of splatoon, but if you make them watch back the replay they can pick up the actual problems so easily i thought people were misguided but its literally just a memory issue \

With SendouQ returning today just a friendly reminder ~ If you are stressed about your rank and your friends tell you rank doesn’t matter, they are absolutely WRONG If you can’t get atleast plat you are a complete failure and you should uninstall immediately Happy splatting 💝🫶

I have a twitch now 🙂 twitch.tv/malicestr

Going to court by the end of the month to testify against one of my abusers, I love my life and everything happening to ME!! I will not live to see the next harvest.

I hate my fucking chungus life bro

Nvm I do know how to play heavy

What do you guys think of my dive comp gear

I WANT TO BE A BAT SO BAD

I want to quit my job, the internet, life and just run into the mountains butt-ass naked.

People saying pearl-plexed got underdivved Nuh-uh my teammates did, I’m right where I belong ❤️‍🩹

WALK EM DOWN 🚶‍➡️🚶‍➡️🚶‍➡️

i’m never playing anything that’s not a shooter ever again

Genuinely so proud of my team and the progress I’ve seen from them in the mere 8 months of being a team, I’m so grateful for the members and the coaches 🤍🤍🤍 I’m so grateful to be apart of this.

⚪️ Pearl-Plexed got 🥈 in Gold Bracket in Coral Clash Low Tide! Ggs to everyone we faced tonight! 🪸 Santi : Hedit - WALK EM DOWN Jud : Gal - WALK EM DOWN Ren : Dapple - WALK EM DOWN Kenai : OctoBrush - WALK EM DOWN Malice : Stamper - WALK EM DOWN #CompetitiveSplatoon #PearlPlexed #CompSpl

Make like a girl and go piss

@pearlplexed.bsky.social is 8 months old 🤍

⚪️ Pearl-Plexed won 🥇 Lantern Bracket in SOS 128! GGs to everyone we faced. Santi : Hedit / played pen once Jud : Decav+Shooters / is hormonal. Ren : Dualies / lowk playing wit his toes Malice : Stamper / gootuber defender #CompetitiveSplatoon #Splatoon3 #CompSpl

Honestly I haven’t been enjoying Splatoon as much anymore idk

Bats are so cool, like yes please look at me with that face and smile at me you’re so wonderful.

god made adam and eve not nzap and eliter

We are NOT going to riptide.. 200-400 USD is an entire paycheck for a plane ticket 😭 Or 15 hour drive 💀

Splatana players fighting over the she/her pronouns on the table

Pombon please stay on all fours or I’ll fucking cry.

Drinkin’ a bob. Heh…

Pearl-Plexed + Jamy played in Tristrike Tuesday today, Getting into Gold and placing 9th place. Ggs to everyone we faced! Santi - just a big ol’ fruit cup. (hedit) Jud - drinking a bob (flex) Ren - it’s still bhm $RenzoLamar (Dualie) Jamy - 9/11 KDA (sub) Ken - talm’ bout me? (Didn’t play)

Dating someone who’s willing to indulge in your special interests to the same level you do with theirs is so awesome, I’ve never been so happy. I talked to my bf about wanting to clutter my desk with figures and other stuff and he brought me two figs after I got off work :)

Self-Proclaimed “D6” Splatling Player Santi shoots empties charge on more walls than enemy players then gets hard carried by Splatoon 3 special wave breaker. #Splatoon3

i mean sure bro i guess #compsplatoon

Looking at replays, I’m so fucking dick and balls at this game. Trying to makeout with enemy weapons I know counter me and will shove a bomb yo my rectum.

Pearl-Plexed got placed mako bracket In sos 217! Going 2/5 in set wins @sangoko.bsky.social - The toucher (hedit) @judspl.bsky.social - tonka jahari (aoe) @renxsecare.bsky.social crab boil (dualie) @jamietta.bsky.social - butt digger (bucket) ggs to all we faced

I can’t keep living with my mom, she’s the one hindering all the work I’ve done better myself. I’m gonna just start looking for places to rent because I’m getting back into the horrible place that I crawled out of 2 years again So hmmnhgggg comms will open soon when I finish my current one

Playing Naut makes me feel unwashed and stinky but I’m considering picking it up for competitively along with Hedit, BP, and Rapid just so I have a even number I’ve been looking at other splatlings like heavy as well but I just don’t like a kits as much although I’ve played most splatlings in comp

Ignore the haters, they’re just horses and you’re a unicorn 🙏

They’re good players they just had the 600 pound that was me 🦭 I learned smth

Game & Watch played in speedladder and did "alright"! Shoutout to Santi for subbing we're washed up and couldn't get all 4 for either seeding event lmao Static - Be not afraid Ace - DTF (Down to frolic) Santi - "I pee after the set so it feels like a reward" Connie - In the pit like deodorant

Streaming Speedladder w/ Game & Watch and our awesome(?) sub @sangoko.bsky.social twitch.tv/codestatic

Genuinely in my failboy era

Looking for a personal coach (Again…) 🌱 Dm @sango_ko on discord ^_^ ♻️ + 💚 would be appreciated #Splatoon3 #CompetitiveSplatoon

Point and click adventure maybe #Splatoon3

Santi’s first clip in months and shocker to no one it’s mediocre #Splatoon3

If you see me playing x and the power is low I’m playing blaster and I don’t know how

WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING THE BACKLINERS AND WHY HAVENT I GOTTEN A PIECE?!

Pearl-Plexed got Div B for this fluti, Going 1/4, We had strong games and we’re ready to learn from it! Santi : rapid’s weakest player💔💔 Jud : proud father Ren : inkblot academy shooter Ken : 🖌️😼 brushin’ it Malice : went to clock in Santi forgot about drip pic . . #CompetitiveSplatoon #Splatoon3