guys seriously come on now we need to lock in

Delicious Steak Dinner! went 5-3 in their first LUTI set! Alice: i need to hop on valo Sasha: painted a problematic amount Tensui: the support vbrella -> winning pipeline Brine: gegging for bloblobbing stater thans on the wove delterr: liter :( Noxi: shut up im playing tetra league

beast boy what div did Delicious Steak Dinner! get??

Delicious Steak Dinner! went 6-1 in Luti Speed Ladder! delterr: the aura slosher Brine: the marlin lobber Signor_UpB: the penis wringer Noxi: the decieving roller

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Officially kicked out of DSD. These bastards hate my guts because I’m a STRAIGHT WHITE MAN. They think they’re all SOOOOOO special. Well guess what, I don’t need ANY OF YOU to succeed. Go piss elsewhere. Jog on, little man.

ever wondered what those queers down at dsd hq think of each other? well wonder no more!

last place tristrike tuesday? 4th place tristrike tuesday? 3rd place sorella brella tournament? delicious steak dinner have played the game and that's a good enough result :D

decemberlous 6 7 dinner got 7th place in beta bracket of superjump 7! Sasha: the humpback rain counterpick nerf Brine: the mid tournament tetris buff Tensui: the main weapon 'buff' nerf Noxi: the mid tournament tetris buff delterr: the family dinner nerf

oooops 🤦

DSD please go positive i beg 😭

I wonder what's for dinner? WON Tristrike Tuesdays EU #12!!! Tensui- I'm a onetrick except for when im sad Brine- i got ice cream all over my fucking setup delterr- my hole- Noxi- the poem master Happy Birthday Sasha!!!!!!

Delicious Bratwurst Dinner! won mid cut (winners finals then dropped to catch planes) at oktofest 2025!! Tensui: the LAN brella experience delterr: can you sign my plushie 🥺 Sasha: Brine undress yourself Brine: Thank you Mrs Balls Noxi: TOYOBEN IS NOT A TOY

look at my pickup dawg im going to jail

Disgusting Pickup Team! came Second in Low Ink October!!!!!! delterr: vamos a la playa!! Noxi: the wave breaker quad Tensui: brella strong Sasha: so many balls... Brine: bald white man bald white man bald white man

Catered Slop Dinner! got 3rd in stellaris phantasm! Noxi: nmachine npain vrapid zap89 vcarbon Tensui: vsqueezer milkflux vdynamo dglooga vcycle bamboo mk2 Sasha: vpen cjet camoscope delterr: letras dslosh CRB Brine: ddread vswig viprH3 vaero delterr's mum: HELLO YOU ALL! spin the wheel :D

Played in Trans Cup with @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social, made top bracket and got to fight Fruittella with quad line marker! Sasha - "does she know", she knows Brine - "im not fuckin the vunder" Delterr - delicious hagglefish tower dinner Tess - transphobic towards hammerhead bridge #compsplatoon

one year ago i decided to try out for a fairly new eu team i found and that turned out to be one of my best decisions in my comp splatoon career ive met tons of new friends and shared lots of laughs throughout my time in this silly little squad happy one year to noxi in dsd! 🔥

Delicious Brennnessel Dinner! won underground bracket in Maya's Diamond Heist :) Brine: IM IN THE AIRPORT I HAVE MY STRUCTURES delterr: likes glaive now Sasha: marked as inactive for the entire tournament Tensui: immediately voted out, the wheel has spoken Noxi: always in our hearts

Delicious spaghetti dinner is tired, good night!

On the 1 year anniversary of our first tournament, Delicious Birthday Dinner! came 3rd in All 4 one splat zones! Tensui: retiring from splatoon to play dead by daylight delter: noxi lets count, how many people are in the room? Sasha: Killing delda at Lan for want to ban mahi Noxi:4 is greater than 6

Delicious Polish Consonants! got 4th in tristrike tuesday NA #42! Brine: im back in the FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN Noxi: the low ink july hotel wifi painbrush incident delterr: my tummy is begging me for food Sasha: this is a sign to play Vheavy

Delicious Cake Dinner! got 3rd in Abandon ship #19 :D delterr: linkemarker never fails Brine: dropping dread to focus on tri-ing my best Sasha: so very tired Noxi: I'm

Radioactive Shrimp Situation got 5th in coral clash: low tide! no personal quotes, we were too freaky 👅 assHA Dancing around that pole No touching my desk but 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Swig has FUCKED me Bonnie how big was the gyatt? Peter piper picked a PENIS

tierlist of the dsd names we have signed up as so far as voted on by all of us

Whimsical splatoon team that loves bread dinners vs evil malding man that HATES FUN @popgun.bsky.social this one is cooked fresh for you with love

Delicious Bread Dinner! won Gamma bracket in Low Ink August! W losers run :D Noxi: The vpain boy transformation Sasha: drinking paint Tensui: Sasha hates my horse :( girl Delterr: 57% participation 100% linemarker Brine: call me the chairman the way i bounce on zedong

teeth on the curb eyes on the road its joever

WHY ARE YOU FEEDING

petition to get sasha back on pen this cooler wont cycle itself

can confirm

art of my team @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social :> small but dangerous.. and hungry

Delicious byrger lunch SUCK at taking drip pics!! (oh and got joint 9th or smth) Tensui: has a goated evil clone called iusneT Sasha: has an evil clone who is a fly Brine: has an evil clone who is wide awake delterr: has an evil clone that HATES line marker Noxi: has an evil clone that could play

Delicious Byrger Lunch made alpha bracket in low ink day 1 going 5-1 in sets! Sasha: Ralf Schuhmacher ⁉️ Tensui: I am running around naked in their base Noxi: played 1 game, DC'd in 1 game delterr: las 3 las 9 las 6 las 12 las3las9las6las12 el baile del reloj Brine: sleep deprived in my fest-tee era

damaged steak dinner got 5th in tristrike tuedsays EU #3! Beakon: im placing brine all over the map Explosher: im a tensui player now Toys: im deploying noxi Wiper: i have taken a lot of damage over time

Delicious Fruit Bowl! got Gamma bracket in superjump 5! Brine: #killnoxi Tensui: #killnoxi delterr: #killnoxi Sasha: #killnoxi Noxi: #killnoxi

Delicious Graham Cracker Dinner missed out on Low Ink Alpha bracket by 1 place this is rigged!! Noxi: Jumping for joy 🦘 because, Oh, I got my Toy 🪀 Brine: NOXI I AM GOING TO CONSUME YOUR FACE Tensui: Toytent for 1(one) game Sasha: How many holes does a graham cracker have? Beta Bracket Let's Go!!

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yet another comedic edit produced by yours truly

Delicious Steak Dinner!

Delicious uhhhhhh Lunch? somehow scraped through and got Alpha Bracket in low ink march! Noxi- I have exposed myself Brine- The police are involved Sasha- Zones is our mode! Tensui- Welcome back MPU Day 2 lets go!

Delicious Steak Dinner thinks women's rights are epic 😎 shoutout women fr

very interesting, looking into this

this is our official looking for a coach post Delicious Steak Dinner want to improve at the game (shocking) and you can help us! if you are: -Low ink banned (midlevel) -EU -happy to help us improve as a team and vod review stuff please dm br1n3 on discord :)

With our unfortunate loss in playoffs, Delicious Steak Dinner 2! will be disbanding :( we hope that you can follow the progress of our sister team, Delicious Steak Dinner! instead

Delicious Steak Dinner 2! got playoffs of FLUTI div B delterr: threw the best bombs Brine: failed to string together sentences Noxi: big papa pickle Sasha: getting elected Tensui: switched weapons at the last minute

Delicious steak dinner played speed ladder and went 5-4 in sets! We didn't end on a loss 😎 We owe our wins to: Noxi- 25/5 roller god Sasha- socialism Brine- the british railway system Delterr- 9 strikes per game Tensui- holding space And jelly for subbing in at the start :)

the match of all time

delicious steak dinner are DISBANDING!!! because we SUCK!!!!