brine

Officially kicked out of DSD. These bastards hate my guts because I’m a STRAIGHT WHITE MAN. They think they’re all SOOOOOO special. Well guess what, I don’t need ANY OF YOU to succeed. Go piss elsewhere. Jog on, little man.

ever wondered what those queers down at dsd hq think of each other? well wonder no more!

guess who made great white in swim or sink 211?? #TOYLETMEKNOW did 🗣️🔥 @brinewater.bsky.social - the big dread @tiposauce.bsky.social - the big rapid deco @sibirrino.bsky.social - the big dualie @noxidotmp4.bsky.social - take a wild guess

♪ "Crack in the Glass" - Aries I've cried many times losing when it matters most Now I've cried when winning mattered most. It has never meant more than this. #LIGHTUP 🌙 ✨

#compsplatoon why yall so weird with the tower I always hear comms like “can we tap tower” and “touch tower” like I know it’s called tower control but we should make it tower consent lowk don’t even get me STARTED on how down bad backline players are, always wanting to ride tower without asking it

Splatoon 3 NA League Day 2: 3-1 Edition

No shot my Carbon Roller actually DOES SOMETHING for Moonlight in the big 2025?!?

No shot my Carbon Roller actually DOES SOMETHING for Delicious Steak Dinner! in the big 2025?!?

me and noxi teaming up in X rank to take down the evil putz12

decemberlous 6 7 dinner got 7th place in beta bracket of superjump 7! Sasha: the humpback rain counterpick nerf Brine: the mid tournament tetris buff Tensui: the main weapon 'buff' nerf Noxi: the mid tournament tetris buff delterr: the family dinner nerf

Can’t win fights? X Rank -> rage requeue Struggle with coordination? Scrim -> tell team to carry you Stomping most competition but faltering against better opponents? stop complaining, most people aren't as fortunate Bad at REVIEW!? DIE. this is the mindset of winners

👾 Here's another team registered for SuperJump 7, which may or may not fall on December 6-7: Decemberlous 6 7 Dinner! - A really cool pickup! @brinewater.bsky.social @tensyuri.bsky.social @delterr19.bsky.social @noxidotmp4.bsky.social @cheesecracker.bsky.social @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social

cooking up a new idea: the prochara callout comp. flingza dread! crab dread! another crab dread!

oooops 🤦

DSD please go positive i beg 😭

Winner winner, Delicious Steak Dinner

I wonder what's for dinner? WON Tristrike Tuesdays EU #12!!! Tensui- I'm a onetrick except for when im sad Brine- i got ice cream all over my fucking setup delterr- my hole- Noxi- the poem master Happy Birthday Sasha!!!!!!

look at my pickup dawg im going to jail

Delicious Bratwurst Dinner! won mid cut (winners finals then dropped to catch planes) at oktofest 2025!! Tensui: the LAN brella experience delterr: can you sign my plushie 🥺 Sasha: Brine undress yourself Brine: Thank you Mrs Balls Noxi: TOYOBEN IS NOT A TOY

oktofest was such an incredible experience getting to see people face to face that ive only ever been able to see on a screen was so fucking awesome and it still feels like a genuine fever dream but im glad to say it was all real and overall i had an insanely amazing time with everyone my goats 🫡

2nd in oktofest mid cut (had to leave before grands) i fucking love my team

Wave breaker quad pov played in SoS 205 and made HammerHead Bracket Pretty fun last minute pickup i am proud to have taken part in @noxidotmp4.bsky.social "Hot Dog explosion" @delterr19.bsky.social "Opening STOLEN BY SPLOOSH" @thesploosh.bsky.social "Hammer clutch ?" Toffles "Toffles"

even if we got 0-2d round 1 im rly happy with hammerhead and lowkey cool ass upset in groups guess im prepared for oktofest 🤑

wave breaker is a top-tier special @iplabs.ink #compsplatoon

wave breaker quad in question:

Disgusting Pickup Team! came Second in Low Ink October!!!!!! delterr: vamos a la playa!! Noxi: the wave breaker quad Tensui: brella strong Sasha: so many balls... Brine: bald white man bald white man bald white man

Can you believe it guys? Oktofest, just a week away. Oktofest is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Oktofest! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Oktofest! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Oktofest! Just a week away!

The fog is Coming

Catered Slop Dinner! got 3rd in stellaris phantasm! Noxi: nmachine npain vrapid zap89 vcarbon Tensui: vsqueezer milkflux vdynamo dglooga vcycle bamboo mk2 Sasha: vpen cjet camoscope delterr: letras dslosh CRB Brine: ddread vswig viprH3 vaero delterr's mum: HELLO YOU ALL! spin the wheel :D

Another Splatoon Stronghold meme session

yuuuup

Delicious Brennnessel Dinner! won underground bracket in Maya's Diamond Heist :) Brine: IM IN THE AIRPORT I HAVE MY STRUCTURES delterr: likes glaive now Sasha: marked as inactive for the entire tournament Tensui: immediately voted out, the wheel has spoken Noxi: always in our hearts

one year ago i decided to try out for a fairly new eu team i found and that turned out to be one of my best decisions in my comp splatoon career ive met tons of new friends and shared lots of laughs throughout my time in this silly little squad happy one year to noxi in dsd! 🔥

match of the century. FTWin vs moonlight's got NOTHING on this :)

Delicious spaghetti dinner is tired, good night!

Ive got alot of ideas on rainmaker gamemode that mite get me canceled

On the 1 year anniversary of our first tournament, Delicious Birthday Dinner! came 3rd in All 4 one splat zones! Tensui: retiring from splatoon to play dead by daylight delter: noxi lets count, how many people are in the room? Sasha: Killing delda at Lan for want to ban mahi Noxi:4 is greater than 6

have you ever hyperdived with your life on the line??? while having a bunch of SPLAT BOMBS in your mouth??? heh…well this is called DARK RUSHDOWN PSYCHOLOGY.

Squids / Squids / Octopuses ran the rainmaker all the way to second place in All 4 One #46!! noxi - #BANNINGphase… delter - the Ride or Fry effect 😎😎 xaer - i’m the BEST hyperdiver here! (4/16 kd) zyler - errrm isn’t the poster supposed to come up with the quotes?? 🤓☝️

painbrush summoning ritual who’s with me

if hyperdive is a cult then i'm like this

she toycarbon on my flicks

Delicious Polish Consonants! got 4th in tristrike tuesday NA #42! Brine: im back in the FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN Noxi: the low ink july hotel wifi painbrush incident delterr: my tummy is begging me for food Sasha: this is a sign to play Vheavy

toooys 🤤

Delicious Cake Dinner! got 3rd in Abandon ship #19 :D delterr: linkemarker never fails Brine: dropping dread to focus on tri-ing my best Sasha: so very tired Noxi: I'm

Radioactive Shrimp Situation got 5th in coral clash: low tide! no personal quotes, we were too freaky 👅 assHA Dancing around that pole No touching my desk but 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Swig has FUCKED me Bonnie how big was the gyatt? Peter piper picked a PENIS

Whimsical splatoon team that loves bread dinners vs evil malding man that HATES FUN @popgun.bsky.social this one is cooked fresh for you with love