Woah, I am now a whole year older…. Wild

TIL it is 18 frames (0.3 seconds) faster to super jump in Squid form than it is in Inkling form. All the frame save is in the startup and effects like QSJ, Beakon and Cooler don't effect this. It's also not just the time to transform as switching form only takes 8 frames (0.13 seconds) normally

go follow @distinktspl.bsky.social and @lessthanthree-spl.bsky.social :3

i can tell chiitan is a real one because that flag has not ever seen a hot water iron

Holy!! Today goes down as one of the best days of my Splatoon comp journey. Never did I expect to ever play on stage in front of a room of people! Thank you so much Splat UK for organising the event and a really big thank you to my team for joining me for this, it means so much to me <3 #SplatVibes

hope everyone has a lovely time at splat vibes

Just checked in to Splat Vibes Vol 3!!! #Splatoon #SplatVibes

Omg! That's us! Go listen to what our captain @p4ncaks.bsky.social and co-captain @ariikitty.bsky.social had to say about our entry to Splat Vibes Vol. 3!

Happy birthday Splatoon 3!

if you could ask questions to some of the biggest creators in the spl scene, what would they be?

You got any games on your squidphone?

The stands are 50% full!! Buy your ticket and come watch LessThanThree (and other, better teams) play live!!

Omg?? LessThanThree at their first LAN????

I was always a shot main but comp has actually gotten me to try out different weapons. Even if it’s just for the sillies

Omg Distinkt, I think I know some of the players :3

A really worth while investment for anyone looking to get into #compsplatoon! By far the most structured and hassle free way of starting and I wouldn’t be where I am today without the work Stronghold does for its Academy program both as a player but also as a person

Omg! I did a thing!! A big thank you to everyone at @splstrong.com who put their time, effort and love into making both the Beginners Academy and the Showcase event possible! I’m so grateful I get to work with so passionate people. Here’s to an even better Season 4!

Anyway, long time no see! We played in Reach 12 earlier today (or I guess yesterday at the time or writing this) with @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social as a sub since we only had equal-to-three of LessThanThree around at the time. GGs to all the teams we played against!

I’m becoming a back line player. Specifically, the enemy team’s back line player >:)

Baby girl I'm attracted to you as much as splatanas are attracted this bad boy

Nothing will singlehandedly kill more Splatoon players than this

Mouses is the plural of Mice

❤️+🔁VERY APPRECIATED Splatoon Community Census 2025! The Splatoon Community Census aims to collect information about the Splatoon community to encourage dialogue and to aid in identifying and solving issues within the scene. It takes only 10 minutes! Participate at: 🔗 forms.gle/CWpLTpEX8BSN...

Really good idea. Note that the deadline on this is VERY SOON (end of July), but it's already at ~78,000. Remember, MPs don't need to stick to the exact topic of the petition, so if we get this over the line, we can brief MPs to discuss any and ALL the issues with trans healthcare. PLEASE SIGN!

@ismiseradha.bsky.social is the coolest person I know

The Hori Flex is supported on Switch 2 on launch day. This makes the Switch 2 the second console to ever launch with support for an accessibility controller on day one, following the Xbox Series launch.

hi prod staff (and players too) I would love replay codes from y'all for a (@splstrong.bsky.social) project I'm helping with I'll take anything mid-level+ (the higher and more recent the better) for now just so there's a bit of "quality control" and so we're not overloaded with codes #compsplatoon

Because it's pride month, we talk a lot about coming out and the joy of proudly being you. But I think it's important that people not come out before they're ready. You're just as welcome at pride even if you're not out, or if you're out with only some people.

Remember: Switching to your crab tank is faster than re-inking

Fuck JKR. TRANS. FUCKING. RIGHTS. Rant over.

im so sorry but we're a competitive splatoon team not an actual youtube to mp4 conversion service

I'm going live tonight to cast 3 of a Kind with @ismiseradha.bsky.social. Drop by and cheer the teams on or laugh at our comms www.twitch.tv/ariikitty

Spent too much time on this

your momma so big she cannot be slider cheesed

Okay, I need answers! What do you call this surface? I can't be the only person calling it a worktop

Omg???? Ariikitty actually finishing a project!?!?!? It only took me a month and a half 😔 Anyways, video goes live tonight at 9pm GMT!! Go give it some love <3 youtu.be/1wXLC5ZEZeA

After nearly over six months of Splatoon comp experience, I finally feel like I have the authority to share this. I'll keep updating as I learn and experience more <3

That was really funny when we (Alta) forgot to post about our LUTI set the other week, wanna see us do it again? We won our week 3 set 5-0, which makes up for week 2 where we (Alta) forgot to post about getting 5-0'd! GGs to both teams, these were really good sets and everyone played really well <3

My Lock Screen since 2020. Don’t fix what isn’t broken ig

Holy moly. 5-0 for LessThanThree today!!!! So happy with the results of today, some amazing games and I’m proud of the whole team!! LUTI Div 8 Playoffs is still a possibility :D

Splatoon update 9.3 in a nutshell. I'm still unsure how the bluefin lamp being moved from the bridge in the centre of the stage to the elevator will affect the salmon population

Div 8!! Super happer for myself and my team! Time to give it our all in LUTI :D

Love waking up to find “Windows couldn’t load correctly”

I have been writing for 7 hours now. I have gotten a lot done but I think the Google Docs UI is going to be burnt into my vision for a little while

hey gang the SBA is rlly cool so you should definitely take a look at it here's a vid i made about it (it's a long one) youtu.be/rNvYv4ostOw?...

I WOKE UP!!!! Congrats to all the teams in FLUTI and huge congrats to the team, y’all are amazing <333

We played in FLUTI 6 and got top 8 in Division D! GGs to everyone we faced @ariikitty.bsky.social - Woke up @pumpkinsartz.bsky.social - "FUCK I DROPPED MY SWITCH" @gibbosh.bsky.social - "Hold my beer ahh slider" @altalyra.bsky.social - "We bribed Judd" @p4ncaks.bsky.social - Mist carry #CompSplatoon

A space for self improvement. A space for growing. A space for having fun. A space for everyone. A space to flourish. Check out the team's new trailer posted on fisk's yt! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUvd...