Asking the real questions

Wrong special

Nintendo low-key used the playtime stats to get the Splatoon community to install their new app and it worked

Me, alone in VC: *violently chokes on their own saliva* Discord:

I'm sooo close to the milestone of 100 following!

This way!

Remember that time we met at Corttarpo? The one in between the lobby and the Anarchy Cast studio. You were wearing your blue focals and that Annaki sweater that looks so good on you. I vividly remember the yellow cuff as your hand reached across the table to hold mine, and I remember...

New year, new me, new handle! Now you can finally find me on Bluesky at @pancakes.ink <3 Plus, as a treat, my website pancakes.ink is also up.

Vote for Radha

People say "pancakes batter" and I'm like batter? I hardly know her!

So... Apparently the training room dummies have a render distance? Hopefully Bluesky will keep enough pixels in the video to see it

The beautiful use of math in Splatoon's design. PS: I know everyone is at Oktofest but I finally found the energy and time to do this and can't wait to post it.

After just under a year of playing comp, we won Bronze Bracket in Shark Tank: Homeland Edition #4! Thank you to @itsn-a-m.bsky.social for playing with us as a sub, and GGs to all the teams we faced!

Just a quick reminder: laziness doesn't exist. Laziness is a social construct deeply rooted in ableism. If you can't do something today, there's a reason. Tell everyone to fuck off and try again tomorrow.

<3

I knew it

Me when my teammates are not available for the tournament

3rd kits are like bear attacks: they happen when you least expect them

Reposting this, I had to delete it because of reasons but I have a duty to share my knowledge and insights

I stand by what I said

I think that 2/3 of my likes in this post are from accounts not connected at all to the Splatoon community, some of them are actually quite dubious. This makes me very uncomfortable, I might delete or reupload this post. Has this happened to anyone before?

Signups for Season 5 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open! Learn more or apply today at www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy

I don't know the name of this thing, so today I impulsively called it "tramp stamp". If y'all don't mind I'd like this to become the official name.

#compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

"we need more paint" was made up by Big Support to sell more neo splashes

structure

Still

go follow @distinktspl.bsky.social and @lessthanthree-spl.bsky.social :3

Distinkt placed 2nd at Splat Vibes Vol 3! So so happy with our performance, we're all delighted with 2nd! GGs to everyone we played we had lots of great matches, thank you so much to everyone who supported us it was awesome, and a massive thank you to everyone who made this incredible event happen!

Punk Aches. ... Now I go to sleep.

hope everyone has a lovely time at splat vibes

On my way to the UK for Splat Vibes! Looking forward to meeting 2/3 of my teammates face-to-stack for the first time <3 The whole thing is going to be absolutely draining but something tells me it's going to be worth it :)

Omg! That's us! Go listen to what our captain @p4ncaks.bsky.social and co-captain @ariikitty.bsky.social had to say about our entry to Splat Vibes Vol. 3!

🫨 Splat Vibes has been STOLEN?! 🦑 SUPER SQUID IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! 👊 ✨ Event & Super Squid merch will be at the event 👀 🎟️ Splat Vibes Vol 3 Tickets: www.start.gg/splat-vibes-... #Splatoon #SplatVibes

Today is the 2 year anniversary of my brain surgery :)

Replay sound bug seems to be fixed in 10.1, can someone confirm this? I wasn't able to reproduce it anymore :D

1 out of 10 dentists think using this toothpaste is a bad idea

After 2 weeks since debut, Peach Ring Pirasea finally gets a bluesky account ! We are a div 7ish team formed as of August this year, already having memorable results such as; 3rd - Squidfin Fireboard 5th - Shark tank We're here to sail the Hi-C's of the scene with peach rings! :D #Splatoon #Comp

Can we take a very short moment to appreciate how brave Snowpoke is?

We win this, trust.

After months of asking ourselves "where is your fourth", we can finally say: Right here! We're delighted to announce that @tahos.bsky.social is joining the team :D

Grounded xkcd.com/3124/

Yesterday a few dozen players lost a tournament. We must change the way we play the game.

Messy rant warning. I feel like the Splatoon community underestimates the disconnection between top-level and low-level. People gain followers and fame as they get better at the game, so popular Splatoon content is extremely biased towards top-level.

Decav + crab = decrav, 3rd kit confirmed

Anyway, long time no see! We played in Reach 12 earlier today (or I guess yesterday at the time or writing this) with @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social as a sub since we only had equal-to-three of LessThanThree around at the time. GGs to all the teams we played against!

@altalyra.bsky.social - Had to submit an exemption request @ariikitty.bsky.social - Had to submit an exemption request @mr-pigthe2nd.bsky.social - Had to submit an exemption request @p4ncaks.bsky.social - Is already exemptional :D