five. hundred. cigarettes. 55 burgers 55 fries 55 shakes 100 horses dancing 4 calling birds 3 french hens 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree thank you nogami

ever wondered what those queers down at dsd hq think of each other? well wonder no more!

👾 Here's another team registered for SuperJump 7, which may or may not fall on December 6-7: Decemberlous 6 7 Dinner! - A really cool pickup! @brinewater.bsky.social @tensyuri.bsky.social @delterr19.bsky.social @noxidotmp4.bsky.social @cheesecracker.bsky.social @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social

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Delicious Bratwurst Dinner! won mid cut (winners finals then dropped to catch planes) at oktofest 2025!! Tensui: the LAN brella experience delterr: can you sign my plushie 🥺 Sasha: Brine undress yourself Brine: Thank you Mrs Balls Noxi: TOYOBEN IS NOT A TOY

look at my pickup dawg im going to jail

Played in Trans Cup with @steakdinnerspl.bsky.social, made top bracket and got to fight Fruittella with quad line marker! Sasha - "does she know", she knows Brine - "im not fuckin the vunder" Delterr - delicious hagglefish tower dinner Tess - transphobic towards hammerhead bridge #compsplatoon

just found out that people want to have sex with other people. absolutely heartbroken

On the 1 year anniversary of our first tournament, Delicious Birthday Dinner! came 3rd in All 4 one splat zones! Tensui: retiring from splatoon to play dead by daylight delter: noxi lets count, how many people are in the room? Sasha: Killing delda at Lan for want to ban mahi Noxi:4 is greater than 6

Delicious Cake Dinner! got 3rd in Abandon ship #19 :D delterr: linkemarker never fails Brine: dropping dread to focus on tri-ing my best Sasha: so very tired Noxi: I'm

Radioactive Shrimp Situation got 5th in coral clash: low tide! no personal quotes, we were too freaky 👅 assHA Dancing around that pole No touching my desk but 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 Swig has FUCKED me Bonnie how big was the gyatt? Peter piper picked a PENIS

Delicious Byrger Lunch made alpha bracket in low ink day 1 going 5-1 in sets! Sasha: Ralf Schuhmacher ⁉️ Tensui: I am running around naked in their base Noxi: played 1 game, DC'd in 1 game delterr: las 3 las 9 las 6 las 12 las3las9las6las12 el baile del reloj Brine: sleep deprived in my fest-tee era

Delicious uhhhhhh Lunch? somehow scraped through and got Alpha Bracket in low ink march! Noxi- I have exposed myself Brine- The police are involved Sasha- Zones is our mode! Tensui- Welcome back MPU Day 2 lets go!

Delicious Steak Dinner got 2nd in climb the spire 10! gogo at

toyoben callout post what do you mean you havent heard of delicious steak dinner we're right here also PSA for all commentators and other people WE. ARE. NOT. A. PICKUP. we are a very serious team with no goofs or laughs