With sour cream????👏🤣🤣🤣😂

God fucking damnit dude

Wonka would never say that

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, Wonka Quotes

Thank god it wasn't Charlie Bucket, lead protagonist of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)

horny at the taco bell

Sittin on da boxes....waitin for somethin to happen....#WednesdayToughts

Wonka Becomes A lolcow

Drilling a giant endless hole in the middle of my factory

wonkaslop

saw blueberries at the store and started relapsing

Ok, now I'm pissed off. Some dude in one of the tour groups just B-lined it for my chocolate river so he could "get stuck in The Pipe". I've seriously fucking had it with you people. You guys have to stop.

My marketing team said the Wonka brand isn't reaching the Gen Z demographic enough so they're going to start making "phonk edits" of me. I don't know what this is. I'm scared

Maybe the real sweets were the workplace accidents we got into along the way

I don't know. I just don't know at this point

Wonka demands you to do so.

just gave a dude some evil fucked up chocolate #yolo

What the fuck was the point of him getting angry at the end of the movie for no reason

sorry for swearing

All the bitches want me, but none of the bitches can have me.

What do I do for work..? Well, I guess you could say I work at "The Factory"

We all have a candyman in us. The candyman is in all of us. He's in us all.

Every day I give you my best and it's still not good enough for you people.

"My lawyer said not to talk about it for now" - Willy Wonka, 1971

I can't read this third person perspective bullshit

Willy Wonka just had SEX!

Sorry, Wonka is busy at work right now

Wonka Returns

Perhaps my demeanor has been too harsh on this world.

Willy Wonka did NOT say that

Mr. Wonka, humble this kid

Causin' a Wonka Ruckus

Had some guy feel the need (I don’t even know why) to angrily complain to me that there was a rat packaged in with his chocolate bar. First off, chill, it’s not like it’s even my fault, and secondly, get over yourself. God.

im fulla bees

People always say the candyman can, but they never ask if the candyman should.

Why aren’t you laughing? I can’t just, sit by and have you not laugh at the classic, slapstick humor of children falling victim to the gross mismanagement and negligence of my factory’s design

I think I’m over the blueberry thing now. Ugh.

Saw a rat walking over the chocolate bar packaging conveyer in the factory yesterday and just let it be. Fuck it, who gives a shit anymore. Not even the Oompa Loompas give a shit at this point, FUCK!

Requesting my royalties for this

Kitten… What did Daddy Wonka say about talking to the Oompa Loompas without my permission?

You fatass bitch

The voices are telling me to make candy again.

???: “You know, Wonka… We aren’t too different at the end of the day..” Wonka: “..Who said that..?” *Mr. Jigsaw enters the frame* “I’d like to propose an offer, Wonka... A.. game, you might say..”

My parents named me “Willy” as a cruel, cruel joke. I had the last laugh. They were the first to enter my factory

Every time someone inherits my factory, I legally change their last name to Wonka on their government ID. This means that Charlie Buckets legal name is now Charlie Wonka

ive never been canceled

hyperpop

The factory has been very quiet and it’s made me quite sad.

If this “toby” guy ever enters my factory, it’s fucking over for him

my hot take is that i dont fucking careee oh my goddd can you just shut the fuck up already holy shit