Tryouts are underway, and we're currently focusing on some players with more comp-dependent weapons. After this, we'll be much more able to start trying out others who've applied. We appreciate everyone who has applied and look forward to meeting y'all soon!

Every comp splatoon team has a designated puppy girl even if it's all boys on the team

if you get on a team coached by shark you're gonna go so far man i'm their teammate and i still learn a lot LOL

Shark was an incredible teammate and is an incredible coach. This is a great opportunity to improve, you should tryout if you have the drive to compete

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 4 players! We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!) Apply at our website! 11ft8.ink/team/recruit...

If you have any interest in attending a local tournament hosted in Upstate NY, please fill my short survey, and send it along to anyone else you might know who might! #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 forms.gle/9sToYm9xhQ4J...

a favicon? but why would we ever need that, we're just a bridge

love seeing our message spread across the country 🥹

Ship

To avoid further collisions, we’re raising the bar for what Splatoon teams look like. By 8 inches Construction is still underway but expected to be completed this month. Please look forward to further announcements!

okay SERIOUSLY check your kids’ halloween candy, some PERVERT!!!! gave Knuckles TWO MIXAMPS under the pretense that we might possibly accumulate enough equipment to run a LAN in upstate NY one day!! what has the world come to…….. #highdivsplatoon #SplatsvilleNextdoor

Good news! You cannot get rid of Renzo

another one so soon?

Hey babe wake up, I got hit by another truck

⬆ peep the domain ⬆ we mean it when we say we're under construction!

Hi! Had some plans shift, and now I'm looking to either join or form a pickup! Want to practice 1-2x weekly leading up to Riptide to iron out team comps and coordination. Looking to push for top 32 but also have fun while doing so! Interested? Reach out to @tessaract on Discord

After a great weekend together at Anarchy NoVA, Oma and Chibi have chosen to leave the team on good terms. We wish them the best of luck in future endeavors.

We got brunch, Chibi got a switch 2, and did an escape room on day 2 of @anarchynova.bsky.social! Chibi - found her car keys (they were in her car) Oma - Maybe I am the twink Renzo - sopping wet boy Tessa - forgot to bribe a TO until after the tourney Nell - kanye west has fingers in his ass

Here’s a short clip from my 20 bomb TC Mako game too 🐱

shoutout to @11ft8.bsky.social btw. gotta give them their flowers, they played hard as hell that entire set and we were pretty convinced we weren't gonna make top cut during this game.

1 point away in rainmaker overtime from making bracket in @anarchynova.bsky.social! We sweep next time promise 🚧🚚 Tessa - AND HERE COMES TESSA WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR Chibi - hasn't been to Canes?? Renzo - do not call my undertale tank top "centrist" Oma - missed the Mormon castle

There is a ghost in the hotel room. No amount of science can explain this. #highdivsplatoon

We (mostly) survived traveling to Virginia/DC for day 0 of @anarchynova.bsky.social! Oma - "I've never soaked before" Tessa - stole the hotel room Renzo - saw a gas station casino enroute Chibi - "did you put mulch on your fries?" #splatoon | #compsplatoon

Is that sustainable transit? In MY team land? I remember when society wasn't WOKE and trucks were allowed to hit suspiciously low bridges.

Here at 11 ft 8 Bridge we encourage bullying teammates (Renzo has been BANNED from squelchies and is now in 96 jallon jail) Make sure to keep checking your (splattercolor) screens for the next time we call Renzo a (210p) chump! Wavebreaker

Made Mako (almost Hammerhead we swear) in SOS 193! Also Oma noticed they cut down the tree in Urchin?? Tessa - killed Toriel in Undertale bc talk didn't work Chibi - Insists she is a millennial Renzo - Lost his memory after turning 25 Oma - Listened to Asgore runs over dess (long edition) mid-game

Getting our daily enrichment playing in Swim or Sink 193 tonight! It's zones only so we're gonna make Chibi and Tessa paint the square for 3 hours :) #splatoon #compsplatoon

We got 2nd in Lumière (silver) bracket of Stellaris Phantasm! Could've won if we got just one more good pull we swear… Tessa - complained about wellstring gear Oma - that's a battle pass pull Renzo - "I ordered online, where is my fucking food??" Chibi - 12 booyah gold aero #splatoon #compsplatoon

hi we're alive, free of strep and goth girls. we're playing a gimmick tournament in 2 hours and at least one of us will probably stream. watch us bicker (politely) about when to stop gambling. www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl www.twitch.tv/renzoandknuc... www.twitch.tv/omazen #splatoon #compsplatoon

The 11 ft 8 Bridge endorses team land for the splatfest! For the best travel experience, we recommend a moving truck (preferably rented) 11 ft 9 in or taller. We will also compromise for team sea if you are transporting a tall boat!

A second goth girl strep has hit the 11 ft 8 Bridge

@11ft8.bsky.social This is good luck for your next tournament run i think

SHE SEES THE VISION FOR .96 JALLON

Express Vending Machines™️ presents 11 ft 8 Bridge's new coach, Nep2ne! With his help, we're going to push as far as we can! (Sponsored by Express™️ - get your own .96 Jallon tacticooler today) #splatoon #compsplatoon

Oh hey we're doing this btw. And will hopefully have 3 streamed perspectives up! #splatoon #compsplatoon

OK but would you rather call it the "clawz" or the 96 jallon She's wearing low cut jeans and cheetah print and we have to respect that

Post a warning

calced silver in big 2025 plus player gold america (i am stroking out)

Hey we're doing this, if you couldn't tell from our name! It'll be our first LAN together!

We're signed up for Stellaris Phantasm tomorrow at 1 pm, a gimmick tournament where we have to build a comp from 10 random weapons! Enjoy gambling? Watching us torture ourselves with a potential clash + undercover comp? Check out our team's streams tomorrow! #splatoon #splatuber #compsplatoon

Imagine if we were a fledgling midlevel team and you knew a lot about Splatoon 3 for the Nintendo Switch 👉👈 We made a trailer (Tessa made a trailer) to prove how cool we are, and to learn a little about our team!

Basically the Renzo CDS tickle gun experience 🫠 (source: fxtwitter.com/me_ro_new)

whoa another team named after a niche internet reference. we should be friends 🚚💛

soon™️

disastrous comp building

"I have to go to the little Renzo's room" every 30 min 🤭

Does your team have double dart comps? Didn't think so 😤 #highdivsplatoon

you could've had cooler. you could've saved us.

Whoa we're doing another tournament? Crazy stuff, check us out starting at 8 pm est! (Or maybe even a little earlier,,,) twitch.tv/omazen twitch.tv/tessaract_spl twitch.tv/renzoandknuc... www.multitwitch.tv/omazen/tessa...