can't spell bridge without "bi"

We made gold bracket in Tristrike Tuesdays! Agaric - this is a bad tent map *for them* Shark - the twink's farming aura Tessa - my secret is I'm always anxious Renzo - they're literally dating, could be making out between games Hax - didn't sign the dog treat box #lowclearance #compsplatoon

An update regarding the tryout process! We still plan to recruit a 5th player, but are taking time to play as a group of 4 first. We've been working for months to build out the roster (players + staff) and want to approach tryouts better understanding our team dynamic and playstyle.

We had twins! Please welcome @megahaxorusfan.bsky.social (and @renzoknuckles.bsky.social admitting he's more than just the team sub)! With octobrush's kraken and decav's bubble, the bridge is sturdier than ever. So much chip damage, maybe Renzo can even whip out the squelchies

11 ft 8 Bridge (as 252+ Atk CB Haxorus Outrage) got 1st in SOS 214 Lantern! Tessa - vyvanse gaming Hax - horse 29 Renzo - pay up, let's go! Agaric - 9 zookas Glack - on the roster too Yoshi God - funded 75% of the team site #compsplatoon #lowclearance

CONGRATS TO 252+ Atk CB Haxorus Outrage FOR THEIR HEROICS IN WINNING GRANDS OF LANTERN! THE MONEY IS OTW!!! MORE ON THE STREAM LATER BUT FOLLOW THEM ON @11ft8.ink !!!!

Us if we were dark and twisted and there were no cure 😈

Most 11 ft 8 Bridge-coded comp we've ever seen with the wellstring + tent + 96 Jallon. We stay silly

Oh hey we were doing this too! (clip from @agaricbickies.bsky.social)

you gotta go where the people are

Beaming at getting yet another sacrifice for the Bridge 🤭

finally some recognition from the mainstream media 🥹

a third injury has hit the bridge. be warned, this is the consequence of an 18+ team

Not to doxx ourselves, but we only live about 40 minutes away if anyone wants to visit 👉👈

2 Foot 2 Bridge (legally distinct from 11 ft 8 Bridge) made beta bracket in Low Ink! Tessa - Renzo please don't do feet roleplay Bitjay - you wouldn't download piss Glack - "TOs send them to the principal's office" Renzo - diversity hire #compsplatoon

Thank you to everyone who's been patient while we continue tryouts. We're finally able to start working through all our applications, as we wanted to prioritize building around tent. We plan to try and work through applications in order going forward!

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 3 players! We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!) Apply at our website! 11ft8.ink/team/recruit...

With his tent shield barely scraping under, Agaric (@agaricbickies.bsky.social) is 11 ft 8 Bridge's newest member! Boasting a tenacity for tricolor turf war and mushrooms, his fighting prowess and enthusiasm for destroying rental trucks is unmatched.

Today's Splatoon artist of the day is... @glackattack.bsky.social! Get ready to have your socks knocked off by a glack art attack! Featuring expertly drawn characters ranging from OC's to comp teams to- SPLATSUNE INKU!?!? As always, check out their art in the thread below! #splatoon #splatoonaotd

Bridge Clearance xkcd.com/3174/

we just have a button for it on our site 🤭 11foot8.com/11foot8-faq/

Should we let them join the team #highdivsplatoon

Tryouts are underway, and we're currently focusing on some players with more comp-dependent weapons. After this, we'll be much more able to start trying out others who've applied. We appreciate everyone who has applied and look forward to meeting y'all soon!

Every comp splatoon team has a designated puppy girl even if it's all boys on the team

if you get on a team coached by shark you're gonna go so far man i'm their teammate and i still learn a lot LOL

Shark was an incredible teammate and is an incredible coach. This is a great opportunity to improve, you should tryout if you have the drive to compete

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 4 players! We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!) Apply at our website! 11ft8.ink/team/recruit...

If you have any interest in attending a local tournament hosted in Upstate NY, please fill my short survey, and send it along to anyone else you might know who might! #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 forms.gle/9sToYm9xhQ4J...

a favicon? but why would we ever need that, we're just a bridge

love seeing our message spread across the country 🥹

Ship

To avoid further collisions, we’re raising the bar for what Splatoon teams look like. By 8 inches Construction is still underway but expected to be completed this month. Please look forward to further announcements!

okay SERIOUSLY check your kids’ halloween candy, some PERVERT!!!! gave Knuckles TWO MIXAMPS under the pretense that we might possibly accumulate enough equipment to run a LAN in upstate NY one day!! what has the world come to…….. #highdivsplatoon #SplatsvilleNextdoor

Good news! You cannot get rid of Renzo

another one so soon?

Hey babe wake up, I got hit by another truck

⬆ peep the domain ⬆ we mean it when we say we're under construction!

Hi! Had some plans shift, and now I'm looking to either join or form a pickup! Want to practice 1-2x weekly leading up to Riptide to iron out team comps and coordination. Looking to push for top 32 but also have fun while doing so! Interested? Reach out to @tessaract on Discord

After a great weekend together at Anarchy NoVA, Oma and Chibi have chosen to leave the team on good terms. We wish them the best of luck in future endeavors.

We got brunch, Chibi got a switch 2, and did an escape room on day 2 of @anarchynova.bsky.social! Chibi - found her car keys (they were in her car) Oma - Maybe I am the twink Renzo - sopping wet boy Tessa - forgot to bribe a TO until after the tourney Nell - kanye west has fingers in his ass

Here’s a short clip from my 20 bomb TC Mako game too 🐱

shoutout to @11ft8.bsky.social btw. gotta give them their flowers, they played hard as hell that entire set and we were pretty convinced we weren't gonna make top cut during this game.

1 point away in rainmaker overtime from making bracket in @anarchynova.bsky.social! We sweep next time promise 🚧🚚 Tessa - AND HERE COMES TESSA WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR Chibi - hasn't been to Canes?? Renzo - do not call my undertale tank top "centrist" Oma - missed the Mormon castle

There is a ghost in the hotel room. No amount of science can explain this. #highdivsplatoon

We (mostly) survived traveling to Virginia/DC for day 0 of @anarchynova.bsky.social! Oma - "I've never soaked before" Tessa - stole the hotel room Renzo - saw a gas station casino enroute Chibi - "did you put mulch on your fries?" #splatoon | #compsplatoon

Is that sustainable transit? In MY team land? I remember when society wasn't WOKE and trucks were allowed to hit suspiciously low bridges.

Here at 11 ft 8 Bridge we encourage bullying teammates (Renzo has been BANNED from squelchies and is now in 96 jallon jail) Make sure to keep checking your (splattercolor) screens for the next time we call Renzo a (210p) chump! Wavebreaker

Made Mako (almost Hammerhead we swear) in SOS 193! Also Oma noticed they cut down the tree in Urchin?? Tessa - killed Toriel in Undertale bc talk didn't work Chibi - Insists she is a millennial Renzo - Lost his memory after turning 25 Oma - Listened to Asgore runs over dess (long edition) mid-game

Getting our daily enrichment playing in Swim or Sink 193 tonight! It's zones only so we're gonna make Chibi and Tessa paint the square for 3 hours :) #splatoon #compsplatoon