"Call it by its proper name, the succ succ tent" -Agaric #highdivsplatoon

We made 3rd (Silver) in Bottom of the Barrel! Splatanas are evil omg Agaric - shot a zooka in the lobby for a fix Tessa - dart canceled a splashdown Shark - "Ag how does it feel that NONE of these matches go towards 10 star crem tent" Renzo - EVERYONE PUMMEL RENZO WITH HAMMERS #compsplatoon

trying to get Renzo to play cooler #highdivsplatoon

Until today, we couldn't express ourselves correctly 🥹

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ We need sub players for 2 months this summer while our brushfreak Hax is away! If 🫵YOU are interested in playing with 👉US👈 during June, July or August, fill out our form 👇BELOW. Further details on the form-- read it, or else! I mean it! forms.gle/K7cqpHzagzqr... #compsplatoon

game recognizes game

everything is perfectly normal, some might say mundane even

Help we can't engage in rainbow capitalism because then the pride flags already on the logo get messed up

Final standings for our X rank race. Congrats to Agaric for winning with 2633 XP on vTent!

NA League Week 7 with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Platforms (combined chat): Twitch ➜ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ➜ youtube.com/live/J-4V0Bo... #splatuber

yeah you already know I am live too baby. NA League. we are doin this. 11 Ft 8 Bridge. for liiiiiife #compsplatoon www.twitch.tv/renzoandknuc...

Same info as in the form but up on our site!

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ We need sub players for 2 months this summer while our brushfreak Hax is away! If 🫵YOU are interested in playing with 👉US👈 during June, July or August, fill out our form 👇BELOW. Further details on the form-- read it, or else! I mean it! forms.gle/K7cqpHzagzqr... #compsplatoon

It's important that everyone on the team seek enrichment - for Renzo that comes from his art

tent moment 😳 #highdivsplatoon

Another update on our X rank race! We'll report back once the season ends 🫡

We played in Tristrike Tuesdays #59 and got 3rd in Silver Bracket btw! That’s the pretense for the following sillyposting, here you gooo Hax - *barefoot slapping noises* Ag - “just make mine say ‘NeoPronounOmatic’” Tess - (stressed) Renzo - Clams Rule Everything Around Me #compsplatoon

Yet another sacrifice to the Bridge

The @whiprays.com and @11ft8.ink teamed up as The BridgeRays and got 6th in Coral Clash: Low Tide #35! woooaw Nox - have you seen my Tonic mpreg art? Tessa - "Sqwim wid da Whipways 🥺" Goxu - I love you random citizen Renzo - c'mon Tess, you're living in the past Hax - was there! (not playingg :[ )

Heartbreaking - this bridge could not be labeled as 11' 8" in the UK because of their rounding for imperial units #lowclearancesplatoon

We convinced Brine to stay up until 1000 Billion AM to play SOS 224 w/ us & made Hammerhead! #compsplatoon Brine: "Don't take away the magic of my fancy little boy-chefs!" Ag: "They got my fling-a-ling" Renzo: One Gigglebit Upload Speed (laggiest in the lobby) Hax: "Is Renzo mining cryptocurrency?"

Update on our X rank race progress!

Look Gary, there I am again! #Splatoon3NAL2026 #compsplatoon

It's "Bridge", not "bridge"!!!! They stole our capital letter smh

We made 5th in #Splatoon3NAL2026 Preseason Week 1! Suddenly we have an opinion about the format being too long. Hax - wants to be prom queen Tessa - 1 assist/1 death/6 booyahs/1500 paint Renzo - Knuckles hot girl IBS Agaric - got some good succ #compsplatoon #lowclearance

WE ARE BEING CAST ON THE OFFICIAL NINTENDO TWITCH RIGHT NOW!!! www.twitch.tv/nintendo

NA League Preseason Top 8 with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Platforms (combined chat): Twitch ➜ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ➜ youtube.com/live/m8KmvUN... #splatuber

hmm this sounds familiar

An update to the team's weapons. We hope you'll continue to support us going forward!

We’re running Tacticooler now

Go watch Hax (and our platinum sponsor @yoshigodspl.bsky.social) commentate and compete today at Anarchy NoVA!

11 ft 8 Bridge made 3rd in our first Low Ink after an insane loser's bracket run! and our brains hurt now owowow Renzo - go piss girl Agaric - steers his mini coop with his knees Tessa - leaning towards the "red" conservative pencil Hax - menstruation gaming #lowclearance #compsplatoon

We are playing in Low Ink Alpha Bracket Today! Renzo POV: twitch.tv/renzoandknuc... Tessaract POV: twitch.tv/tessaract_spl #compsplatoon

Low Ink Alpha Bracket with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Twitch ➜ twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ➜ youtube.com/live/FWB_qbi... #splatuber | #splatoon | #compsplatoon

On the team's first Low Ink run, we went 5-1 and are on a collision course with alpha bracket tomorrow! Renzo - has a 3-in-1 ADHD drink Hax - the TB stands for tuberculosis Tessa - got nerd sniped Agaric - left the liberal low ink to become a centrist #lowclearance #compsplatoon

We are playing in Low Ink Today! Renzo POV: twitch.tv/renzoandknuc... Tessaract POV: twitch.tv/tessaract_spl #compsplatoon

355.6 cm Bridge made hammerhead in SOS tonight, and won a set too! Thanks to @brinewater.bsky.social for subbing and slidering Agaric - "I need to start gambling!" Tessa - didn't hyperdive the tarantula Brine - gambit is sorta like gambling Renzo - non-magical fushigi orb #compsplatoon

23% CHEAPER TENT LAUNCH

On "which weapon is the straightest" from last year #highdivsplatoon

11ft8.ink We've updated our website! Roughly the same content, but with a fresh coat of paint. Please enjoy finally getting to read Renzo's bio!

Coming out is hard and labels can be tricky to understand, but I hope you'll still support us all the same: We're n̶o̶n̶b̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ a hypodive comp. Good luck walking forward or damaging us 🤭 #highdivsplatoon

I can be your devil, your devil, your devil, or, your other devil #highdivsplatoon

11 ft 8 Bridge is doing an X Rank Race this season! And we felt inspired, so lowest power at the end of the season will need to post an apology video 😈 (We're dragging Renzo kicking and screaming into playing X for practice) #lowclearance #compsplatoon

We got division 11! (ft 8 Bridge) Wait the only person we know below div 10 is our platinum sponsor, Yoshi God? Funding may dry up #lowclearance #highdivsplatoon

Big LUTI doesn't want you to learn this one weird trick to get out bad scrim maps

We made gold bracket in A4O Rainmaker! Continuing our quest to become more evil 😈 Agaric - bald Hax - "hey prom queen, can we start this match?" Renzo - hashtag give Waldo a gun Tessa - why is your hair straighter than you are #lowclearance #compsplatoon

With an all brella comp, HOGMAIL.CLOM made 3rd in Class Ascendency 1! Lost round 1, but made a run all the way to game 5 losers finals! Rany - gg I see the vision with the walls but no Tessa - BRELLA LOSER RUN IS REAL Agaric - object shredder euphoria bitjay - anime boy voice impression 💀