the type of penis im choking as of late

got this bad boy at the hobby store for my night stand, gonna start putting more knobs on everything

the zoomers did it. there is no more violence in movies and sex on tv

the controller

a hummer is the egg shaped chode of cars

ntr = new tapout recording

trench comic

what the Fuck is That

Commentators, take note of this exquisite scream 😂 #compsplatoon

lina khan is my celebrity crush

care for some mario's in your new marioquarium, only in mario paint 2!

pick a starter

sound on, this the kinda direct sound i wish explo had

#splatoon3 #exploshernation

if i ever learned to sew i'd make plushes. i'd make indistinct creatures and call them "tapmites". name wip

#balatro comm for @tapout.bsky.social! …we win the next run, trust.

tomorrow is my day off and i think i draw splatoon ocs tomorrow. i have them but they need better refs

I’m pioneering a new playstyle called “ultradive” where you just jump straight off the map from spawn #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

they should add cigarette packs to the balatro shop. standard pack, buffoon pack, celestial pack, spectral pack, arcana pack, cigarette pack

in an 8s vc and italian guy just had his mom walk in and he said mama mia im never gonna be high level

So we all agree now that vacs meta (nice buff) in rainmaker and like every top team uses it that we should give it to wellstring for the ultimate rainmaker weapon.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

DAY 6!!

just remembered the time i was a little boy and i wanted a disney inside out shirt, and my step mom got it despite my dads protests that it was a girls shirt it was the best fitting shirt i had ever worn bro domino effect

mah waife

i hope explosher gets a 180p borat

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

dude my butt just went psycho. gonna write a book about this

Adleine

garama!

only one kind of image generation allowed in this house

you watched cabin in the woods, i watched leprechaun in the hood. we are not the same

Poop valley, o I mean fartshit valley, o no I think it's cacawewiz canyon

so chronically halloween brained i thought the first pic was a scattered pile of red and yellow lollipops with a big purple one

2/7

update: the tv has a screensaver where a rabbit hops back and forth eating falling vegetables under the night sky

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

team skeleton army! #splatoon3

its like how cigarettes only start hitting at cigarette #5, just keep staring at the black and white swirl the sickness and gross taste will go away

ive had a rough couple of days so i drew my comfort pencil #butyoucancallmewoody #WILDWOODY

lesbians are evolving so quickly i thought i knew what butch meant but i guess i dont, i need a college course on ts

(trying to hold back a bloody tuberculosis cough, skin pale and vision blurry) so the tas jumps like that at the start of every level because mario actually accelerates faster moving backwards midair than he does moving forward on the ground

crystal dolphin vine compilations make me happy

I’m going to be honest, I think I would rather play some bad NES games than have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear. That sounds fucking horrible.

my gender is cool and all but why do i gotta be hairy. it doesnt work for bring the local genderfluid skinny white boy

3 and a half years of isopod rolling down big hills! Isopod is finally coming out tomorrow! store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...

What the horse considers "play", the monkey considers "business".

spatnata snamper