ptcg live players after dealing with a terribly broken client for years that has an abhorrent number of bugs and oversights, now seeing vgc pokemon players be given pokemon champions:

“call me steve the way i got a square penix”

... ... so when's splatoon raiders? ... ... WAIT NVM STEEL BALL RUN IS TODAY OOOOHHO SHIT

this patch for dualies feels like dapple got a slap on the wrist while v dualie got dragged out back and put down crazy how much of a difference +10p is on two different weapons

a multi-billion dollar tech CEO, doubling down on an abhorrent decision, ignoring negative feedback, and generalizing “gamers” for not liking said decision, while driving down the accessibility of consumer grade RAM for OpenAI? haven’t heard that one before! www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

when you can’t even sayyyyyy my naaaame

oh, hey wilson

me when I get hit by the splattershot pro of instant downward terminal velocity

how it feels grinding x rank for fun and being immune to tilt lose? "damn, that sucks, lets go again" win? "oh shit i got a good xp? swag"

untapped tac-dih-cooler method

My spec cam may be goated #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #lutitonight

genuinely why do some of y’all still play tetras over blue dapple ts is straight BUNS

getting 2500 xp and this being the next match is its own kind of cruel and unusual punishment

friendly reminder: you can bombtrick torpedo

i find it really funny that dying to stage hazards (water, OOB, marlin airport fan, ultra signal sprinkler, etc) loses you more aura than being splatted normally

me at home vs. me at balls

if you're interested in getting into the pokemon tcg, i'd recommend doing it now. Rocket's Mewtwo is shaping up to be a top deck after April rotation when meta staples rotate out. it's already performed well in japan city league lists (japan is already post-rot), and it's below MSRP on tcgplayer

Dapple feels insane, its also like the only good mobility/short range slaying weapon with 2 unique and powerful kits and was already seeing insane tourney use before the hitbox/slider buff. Might actually be a top 5 weapon at this point for sure top 10.

put yourself in a hot room, you'll become hot. put yourself in a cold room, you'll become cold. likewise, put yourself in a mindset of "im washed" and you will be washed. contrarily, ask yourself "am i goated...?" and you will soon become goated. this isnt about splatoon. you are goated.

LMAOOOOOO

won crobattle royale underground bracket with a goober comp (vdap/cexplo/bstamp/gal) @sharkberet.bsky.social beakon merchant @tapout.bsky.social yes piccolo we see the fit @starry-echo.bsky.social read the inner game of tennis @littlepetfrog.bsky.social *barrels down mid*

BRO WHAT. THE HELL 🦑 SPLATDLE 🐙 Guessed in 14 tries! || 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🟢 🟢🟢🔴🟢🟢🟢🟢 || Play at: www.sneakyofficial.com/splatdle

mega starmie is one of the most “pokemon” pokemon designs when you realize it’s VERY classic sci fi

tower control is just splatoon's version of touhou bullethell

same shit different toilet 🗣️‼️

cheeky slide clip #splitgate

BRO WHAT I BOARDED HYDRA FIRST NUH UH

vampire star my beloved

FUCK KILLING DYNA BLADE!!!!!!!! LETS KILL EACH OTHER INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knuckle joe + vampire star might just be the most broken offense combo in air riders the hit on drift gimmick that the vampire star has effectively stunlocks when combo’d with one or both of knuckle joe’s charge AND special punches you can’t make ts up star platinum ahh combo

i miss the simpler times

Illustrated 2-step guide to Splashdown

there are two variants of ceruledge ex players: 1: "free thinkers" -copied japanese list and plays (but never procs) legacy energy -will waste all resources turn 1/2 trying to get draw power dopamine 2: people who played ceruledge pre-Mega Evo +palkia vstar/r-greninja 💙 +revavoom (he did his best)

How it feels to be in splatoon comp while not holding grudges against people and avoiding engaging in drama as much as possible

looking back at old clips…

i slipped on a banba peel

by far the funniest interaction i've had in a scrim

6 splat clutch but imagine if i got 7

late on this but this transition was me and jub with absolutely 0 communication lines and thats beautiful work

#compsplatoon Last Saturday, Washed won our FIRST tournament, and I'm not talking bronze or silver bracket! We crawled our way through losers without dropping a match into a terrifying 3-2 Grand Finals, then a 3-0 Bracket Reset. It's only fitting we show up a week after our one year anniversary!

#compsplatoon @sharkberet.bsky.social is going to be live with our run of Teacup #15!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuIW...

bro why are you yellow