WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

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the avian urge to eat sunflower seeds for 1 hour (i give in quite frequently)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

nintendo: yeah lets just keep making blasters stronger and swords weaker guy with a fushigi:

"the liter does hit those"

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Make like a girl and go piss

The Recycled Brella 24 Mk 1 does 15.0 damage with every pellet, with a maximum of 90.0 damage

@agaricbickies.bsky.social hit me with the wombo combo during sos

btw if you have screen banned and it doesnt affect you in a way that impacts your wellbeing, you're abusing an accessibility system for your own personal gain <3

random nerd fun fact did u know that E=mc² isnt even how the equation goes ? that's the equation for a particles *rest* energy, the real equation is E=(p²c² + m²c⁴)^½ where p is the particles momentum :>

brella einstein be like "shiEld = MC flared

remixed @4kcarpet.bsky.social 's VENOMOUS because it infected my brain ^_^ soundcloud.com/zephyrsnoww/...

Haven't had much interesting to make larger vids on recently so I'm trying a new format for me for educational shorts - breaking down the nuance of seemingly small interactions and decisions in my gameplay. Let me know what you think! 🔗Link: youtube.com/shorts/Bpwcz...

i think nintendo saw this list and decided it had to be a tier list

this is the meme. sherry is based af

all-timer sports graphic dropped

“average monkey asks 3 questions a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average monkey asks 0 questions per year. Curious georg, who lives in cave & asks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

You know, I'd never considered that I could bird shitpost my way into learning audio production and composition This knowledge may have ramifications, Later

i dont usually repost news stuff but holy shit this is important. "we are allowed to invalidate identifying documents with essentially no notice" is a *terrifying* precedent to set

Broke the beakon with my ass

get weirder 🫵

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entire enemy team jumpscare [also an old clip but it cracks me up every time]

so i found something extremely unsettling while looking through my old clips

Taking out the trash

reading any more value into a LUTI div placement beyond "these are the other teams we get to fight against this season" is a spiritually fruitless endeavor. the game of proving your dominance over and subjugation to other teams in the community is one that will strip you of all respect for others.

Upvote this.

120. AAAAAAAAAA

the reckoning is upon us

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

incredible image on wikimedia commons

"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player thescallop.ink/article/we-e...

19 Feb 2026

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

Hold On Tight

to think ahead in chess is the coward's way of playing those with true courage do not think about even the move they are currently making

All TOs, community organizers, and leaders in our community need to make finding alternatives to discord a priority yesterday.

(this isnt to say that improvements cant be made to + server, just.. this is a lesson that i think everyone including myself can learn from since this just about sums up the problem with + servers)

..yknow, i think all this discourse can be summed up as "stop caring about your current skill and start caring about how fast you're improving" the more you care about your current skill the less youll improve. luti being around the corner has made me forget that and it's been taking its toll on me

Please be apart of the change together, we have fairly frequent conversations with the same talks, this doc has actionable steps, take them!

excerpt from "playing to win" by david sirlin www.sirlin.net/ptw-book/get...

never forget that recycled got +27%