I'm looking for a new team!!! Slayer Looking for a div 5 team. I'm 18, I was on Seal the Deal and tidal waves. I play splatanas and meta slayers. I have achieved a 2600 xp sz peak in takaroka (may 2026) I want to get low ink banned and win some div 5 cap tournaments

sapphic genderfluid person who calls themself a non-newtonian liquid because they get hard when girls hit them

1 year ago today

If anyone wants to play pickups please lmk (I’m an s17 d4 support shooter flex) I took a break for a bit and don’t have the motivation yet to commit to a full time team but I’d like to start practicing a bit again :)

Me setting the Dynamo and Vheavy buff patch notes as my phone lock screen

Reading some of these stories, I'm amazed at the strength it takes to have gone through such horrible treatment and still come out the other end as the friendly and caring people that we know. I hope that one takeaway from these stories is to better recognize, support, and celebrate that strength

SUPER G SUPER GOATS I LOVE GATORLAN I LOVE NITRO I LOVE NICO I LOVE TACKO 🐊

The best clips happen when everyone in the Opens team is a girl who likes girls and none of them are sober #lesbianvisibilityweek

Would a movie pass the Bechdel Test if it had two lesbians talking about girls

Anyone going to Momocon? I need a team but even if you can’t team w me I also want to know who’s going :)

For those of you not on twitter, this is what every Netflix post looks like now

The Spin won Golden Ratio #4- there was actually enough teams to run a real bracket this time! I love jojo references @ultrastamps.bsky.social Naut @tyisinfinite.bsky.social Naut @i-am-deceased.bsky.social Naut @starry-echo.bsky.social Naut

The Wind put out Fire Quackers 5-2 in our LUTI Week 3 set, bringing our set score to 1-1! We lost one game because Zoe got game-freezing unstable connection for 30 seconds in a zones game, must have been the wind...

Thank you all for coming to Splatoon 3 at GatorLAN! Hosting it was an amazing experience, and worth the couple years of life I lost due to stress. I also won the Pokémon Showdown Random Battles Tournament there!

Streaming LUTI Week 2 with The Wind vs Upcomers! twitch.tv/erin_spl

I’m officially (finally) Low Ink banned!

…… o-oh (AirPods case for scale)

To all GatorLAN Splatoon attendees: Friendly notice that registration will close one day earlier than usual, on THURSDAY MARCH 5. Please share this if you or someone you know is planning on going! Join here for updates: discord.gg/EnqmkaeDhD

The FA journey is finally over! I’m so excited to lock in for LUTI this season 🌪️

I hope I somehow get LUTI Div 4 so that all the “estimated div 3” teams drop after the div reveal and I win by default

we're cooked

I was drinking a glass bottle of grape juice while playing sendouq. As the game was nearing its end, I saw it tip over. I looked away and used Triple Inkstrikes. “Please don’t be broken” I whispered. A glint of light split the heavens, an explosion of purple sang the end. I wept and got a towel

clothes with that slightly yellowish off-white color and hints of grey were made for me

BEST TOP-LEVEL TACTICOOLER GUIDE ft. Duck Motif 🦆🔥🔥💪ᐖ💪

LF a LUTI team! Dm me here or @ultrastamps on discord

I think she succeeded

2nd in cca entrance exam 7 with towson tigersharks !!! looking like a good start, might be our season I THOUGHT WE WERE 1ST SO I POSTED THAT BUT REEF RUNNERS GOT IN A LAST SECOND GAME AT LADDER END FUCK THIS FORMAT but whatever they dropped a set we didnt. spiritual 1st #compsplatoon

Congratulations to RIT Orange Ocean for placing THIRD in the @ccasplatoon.bsky.social Entrance Exam 7 with a 9-2 record! #compsplatoon

Why does the Johnny Test whip crack play every time I get aura

Lowkey I'm kinda excited for this LUTI if I can get some goated players to compete with. The game is lookin' up with this patch and I'm lookin' to make my mark with it!

LF a LUTI team! Dm me here or @ultrastamps on discord

New pokemiku song made me think of this

henceforth referring to my period as "having flow aura"

2 Golden Ratio wins in a row!

AHHH IM SO PROUD

I was kinda annoyed about discord adding another needless for profit feature when they added Orbs but I just realized recently how OP it is. Like I just need to start some ad videos and walk away and I get free profile decorations while keeping my streak of never having spent money in discord

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how crabs are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a crab player, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

Inviting the Egg friend to play Girls Duo Cup with me like oh yeah you qualify don’t worry about it, you just don’t know how yet 😇

just submitted what I sincerely hope is my last grad school application, wish me luck everyone because I need it 😅

I forgot that I didn’t have splashdown here and my friend in vc with me was horrified that I got away with it anyways

GodIsLove giving them a chance at redemption I suppose…?

Ooh you wanna pay attention to me and ignore the other side of the map so bad

new year, new gear I also am trying out the ign Ruin, keep an eye out for me!

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Won a two team nautilus-only tourney with one bo7 set #highdivsplatoon Roster (left to right): @b3-spl.bsky.social - the astroNaut @starry-echo.bsky.social - the Nautcracker @razespl.bsky.social - Naut on tower @trustdenji.bsky.social - not Naut on tower

I changed my discord status to “if you get this notification you’re gay” earlier today

I just watched the FnaF 2 movie last night and wow that was awful, like top to bottom just absolutely terrible. But man when they played that har har har har har song that was funny af man

watching for flanks on sz hagglefish and barnacle is a lot like playing fnaf if you think about it

I really love “overheat” as a term in comp, it just feels like it does such a good job of intuitively explaining what the issue and solution is