My unit in basic had a viral sickness pass through it that was so nasty that everyone was coughing up a storm on the regular. It gave me Tinnitus for 6 months and I couldn't stop coughing for 3 to 4 months. This guy is an idiot. I wish I had a vaccine for whatever it was.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Hell yeah that’s what I’m talking about.

Angine De Poitrine: - French Duo - Weird Costumes - Don’t know who they are - Pushes the boundaries of music Close enough welcome back Daft Punk

Discovery is going to be so fun. Absolute dumb ass move man.

Somebody Told Me should have become THE karaoke song from the album Hot Fuss by the Killers NOT Mr. Brightside

Happy 80th to Tim Curry. One of my favorite roles was him in Red Alert and you just know this was the only cut they could get where everyone wasn’t laughing youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...

Went to the Audemars Piguet House today in the meat packing district and the watches are even better in person than on the website and now I do the song and dance waiting game for a Code 11.59

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

True! Fun fact: They did this because someone leaked Robert Bork’s rental history during his confirmation battle.

Like they’re not even saying ban AI just tougher rules! I feel like basic things as “Your text machine shouldn’t drive someone to suicide“ feels like table stakes laws.

My read is she signed up before things got bad enough that she noticed. There’s sometimes a delay for up to a year before you go to basic. A few months is quite common.

hilarious side effect here: execs getting advice from models whose training data is skewed specifically toward *failed businesses*

you know you've been computering for too long when you can recognise what this is

seriously hope when dems get back in power they go after every single fuck involved with DOGE

Exactly one year ago today:

It got cooler

It's genuinely hard running all this stuff.

Staying overnight in Jersey City and the view of Manhattan is sick

Rotating villain theory undefeated

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Three people you don't want to get into a public beef with are Kendrick, Isaac Chotiner, and The Pope

Bluesky has decided to pivot from dealing with the hassle of running an online social media company to be your local smoke shop

Yes finally. This is what the opposition party should be doing even if they don’t have enough votes.

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

My disdain for MPs continues. Serving in an MP unit as a Signal Guy was an infuriating experience to say the least

It’s further down the list of national priorities but whoever makes headlights on cars required to be less bright and forces the telecom companies at gun point to fix their spam issues has my vote because I can’t go a day without getting one

Luv to have the Anomalous Sample spawn literally right on top of you in a run making it a fairly easy Temporal Cube run

Hey @marathonteam.bungie.net there's a bug with the Mida Priority Contract [Run/Hide] 1/6 If you die after acquiring the chem grenades and come back you cannot reacquire said grenades to use in the destruction of the equipment. If you don't have access to more you're soft locked.

People really need to drop this fantasy fixation on the 25th amendment. It requires the assistance of Trump’s handpicked stooge cabinet and supermajorities in both houses. It’s not going to happen, and it’s not really designed for this. Impeachment is designed for this. And the bar is way lower.

Hahhahaha yes! YES!

DOGE turbocharged the deficit. budgetlab.yale.edu/research/wea...

These are some gooooood patch notes. Rail Guns might actually be useful and Biotoxic Disinjector grenades can also hurt you now so that alone should reduce being curbstomped by it. Glad they added depleted patch kits for solo play, but honestly I almost never get a chance to fire off a self revive

The index of consumer sentiment isn't broken; models that try to predict it just don't have the right input variables. I fix that and find that, yes, high nominal price levels explain why the vibes are so off. It's the prices, stupid www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-14...

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

It's always nice when science confirms the obvious to everyone with eyes

Recon is FINALLY getting some much needed buffs

Trump 2 Score Card: - Starwars Prequel Trilogy: Vindicated - Bioshock Infinite: Vindicated

BRUH I EXFILLED AND DURING THE EXFILL ANIMATION I GOT PUNCHED OFF OUTPOST BY A BOT SO HARD I WENT OUTSIDE THE MAP ZONE AND IT COUNTED AS A FAILURE @marathonteam.bungie.net like seriously what was I supposed to do here where I get a glitch punch and I can't move with no way to prove this?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY HEAL BUTTON JUST STOPPED WORKING! Bruh I'm so mad. @marathonteam.bungie.net the button just stopped working but I can aim bring up other things etc and when I go to type 4 here look it works so it's not my keyboard.

can't believe we're really getting the taxation of trade routes being in dispute *and* a blockade of deadly battleships

It’s true. I highly recommend you have a woman in your life who will not take your bull shit.

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

I am once again asking drivers to use the left lane to pass not drive at or below the speed limit with no traffic

jd vance negotiating with Iran