Handed in my notice at Subway yesterday. They won't get anyone as good as me to fill that roll.

Calling other EU FAs!! :D I'm making an EU based team that favors an aggro playstyle; if you're interested, please consider reaching out! Check attached image for requirements 👍 ❤️and ♻️ are appreciated! #compsplatoon

Commission for @coqdorys.me Thank you!! :D Watch out for @revengeancespl.bsky.social!!

LUTI Week 2 went... idk I was out partying all weekend

Top 9 Games (I miss you banjo kazooie 😭😭) my9games.com

Reverse Chain Rule is such bs 🫩

#CompSplatoon Happy Fresh Season 2026!! I hate this game

LUTI Week 1 has already made me want to cry but we ball

The graphics of gen 10 look genuinely STUNNING & the starters are great too!! just KEEP THE DOG A DOG THE GECKO A GECKO & THE BIRD A BIRD, NONE OF THIS BIPEDAL STUFF 😭

banner commission for @jaykebyt3.bsky.social #splatoon

With LUTI divs being recently released I think its important to remind everyone of a few things: - LUTI divs are not designed to estimate community skill, we just use them for that anyways. - There are a limited number of spots in each division, not unlimited like in a skill estimation system.

First time cosplaying ahhhh!! Lets just say... it's going to be pretty EPIC

Division 6! We'll be grinding :)

Unfortunately we washed in LI, knocking out instantly :< But that's okay, super fun & now I can focus on grinding with Revengeance :D In other news, LUTI divisions in just under 10minutes!!

#CompSplatoon Day 1 went very well :) Hopefully we can smash it just as much in Day 2! Shoutout to @neowave-spl.bsky.social for giving us some really fun matches

Seeded 1st LI, whilst not on the #CompSplatoon 2026 Goals List, is definitely an achievement in itself & even if we don't win I'm already so proud!! Hoping for my first Alpha Bracket tonight :)

#CompSplatoon 2026 Goals List: - Get 2600X Power - LI Banned - Have a Top 10 Paddling / Trition Run - Keep to my weapon pool & learn how to use them intricately e.g. techs & mapmode advantages / disadvantages - Manage another team in the SBA - Start to learn how to coach & maybe coach for the SBA??

Altruist came 🥈 in Tristrike Tuesday EU #19!! GGs to everyone we faced :D Me - vDynamo @shacles.bsky.social - vBlaster / vSlosher @hydrakill.bsky.social - vHeavy Splatling @gibbosh.bsky.social - vShot / vGal / vSplash

The hammer throw of true whimsy #Splatoon3

Finally people are rediscovering how attractive Ramattra is with Overwatch 2.589

Revengeance played Speed Ladder & went 5-2, coming 31st overall! GGs to everyone we played! Me - vDynamo @coqdorys.me - vWiper @spud111.bsky.social - vDread @vaybe.bsky.social - S-Blast 91

So this never happened

Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply reposts appreciated

18!!

Praising the NA league like the EU scene isn't being absolutely starved of any form of competitive content 🫩

I'm 18 soon so I'll be on an actual weapon hopefully

call me jesus the way I save people

If you see this, post your favorite pokemon

If you see this, post your favorite pokemon

im so happy i didnt give up when times got difficult bc now i have such amazing people in my life who genuinely care for me as much as I care for them

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Why the fuck are high level players in turf war 😭 I just wanted to play w my casual friend bro

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okay bro

absolute cinema

I love #PokemonLegendsZA so much genuinely fave pokemon switch game

This game is such a joke (still won L meta)

Generation 2 has THE WORST set of pokemon

thank you to the several people who have sent me this today

fire tourney, rly fun

biggest truthnuke of the year I fear

I love this new feature

:) 💕

Hey there #compsplatoon! We need you! We have a new and upcoming project that requires significantly more resources than we have right now and we really need more volunteers to help us run out new project! If you're interested, please go apply! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Gatekeepers came 🥈in Smollusk's Low Level Spire #1!! GGs to everyone we played - loved playing!!! Me - ZIP ZIP ZIP Dynaman - We all hate dynamo inconsistency SK - Saved several games w reefslider @mantypanty.bsky.social Doesn't yet know its BO7

this felt good

I can't believe I just played turf scorch in a scrim unironically

#compsplatoon Trying to gauge intrest in a few formats, please respond its just two questions :p docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

youtu.be/_diCitesIgs?... Painbrush!! YIPPEE