every Chotiner interviewee:

More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.

how the fuck you gonna reform a children’s concentration camp asshole

Guys, I think I know what happened to Skeeter...you might not want to sit down for this one.

more like you're getting your shit rocked by people who'd rather be coaching youth basketball, and you should be relieved that they just want to protect their neighbors. If this was actually an insurgency there would be about a thousand new ICE Erika Kirks every week

not at all bewildering that people are asking if it matters who was right about ICE at the same time the same crowd is proposing retraining and “reform.” do you want to get rid of the klan or do you want to give the klan more paperwork

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."

one of the strangest and most frustrating things about being alive today is that we have science and research on basically every issue, but it always gets pushed aside in favor of some guy who thought about it for one minute and thinks he knows the answer

went almost 3 and a half minutes without feeling blind anger at some new form of senseless, wanton destruction. thankfully this came along

“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

Eu adoro quando estrangeiro é racista no Brasil e descobre - tarde demais- que aqui isso é crime. Imagina estar em outro país e achar boa ideia tratar com racismo as pessoas que moram nele? Acho que essa é uma das melhores surpresas que nós podemos oferecer pra gente babaca e ignorante.

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

shinkansen cloaca

what a legend lmao

These programs help to offset what I’ve previously described as a vampiric relationship between AI companies and the commons: www.citationneeded.news/free-and-ope...

Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

In Minneapolis

Kind of feel like a lot of politicians, even in Minnesota, are misreading the implications of this moment. I feel like the past three days have been tremendously radicalizing for so many people. I have witnessed it even in my own small communities, it goes beyond just incandescent rage.

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated. According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

2026: the year it happens

eu acho tao fofinho. eles diziam que o lula ia fugir, que nao sei quem ia fugir. eles todos sendo pegos igual barata fugindo do esgoto

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

joining the great machine consciousness

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

the faux-AI evangelists see the artistic process as a race to get to a finished product, instead of something valuable in itself. the process is where you develop those skills you don't have yet, it cannot be skipped, it is where the art happens

Eu quero esse patife preso quase tanto quanto quis Bolsonaro preso. Uma das figuras mais nojentas, vis, perversas e bandidas que já ocuparam um cargo decisório na República. Um cidadão que não vale a comida que come, o chão que pisa. Que apodreça atrás das grades.

It is fascinating and unpleasant how the thing AI video generation is best at is human misery. It has no filter, no sense of "enough". Ask it to output a man falling out of a window or a woman getting trapped in a tram door and dragged away, and it will merrily make it. It loves screaming faces

honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird

This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.

Then don’t do it what the fuck do you want from me

"Escravidão é reinstalada no Brasil em nova derrota do governo no congresso"

até o dashboard do crime ta concluido e vc com suas tarefa tudo pendente aí

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle