Veronica this is no time to be hawking merch

tough crowd

Murderer says taking murderers’ knives away won’t help the average victim

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

thinking about the gould quote again

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

JAMES WOODS is JAIR BOLSONARO in DARK HORSE

Minute: 60 seconds Hour: 60 minutes Day: 24 hours Week: 7 days Month: Have fun :)

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Get excited. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

Timeline do X: Heil Hitler Timeline do Threads: Algoritmo me indique pessoas empreendendo com inteligência artificial Timeline do Substack: Oi gente, eu escrevo e sou muito coitado, me mandem dinheiro Timeline do Bluesky: Em breve só restarão duas religiões no mundo: maconha e cu

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

logging on to bluesky

I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL SPORT WOUT VAN AERT

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing you can just Not Do That there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

they’re calling it “the least successful protest of all time”

the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being

"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

she's literally funneling the cash from all her various media ventures into a money gun and pointing it directly at whichever institution promises to hurt trans people the most. she's not even lying about it. she's just telling you that's what she's going to do if you give her more money

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

genuinely why does anyone report anything he says at all as if it means anything still

“Everywhere I went in New York people openly loathed the very sight of me. So naturally I concluded that the entire city had gone crazy and I left. There was no other possible explanation.”

I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

Pra você xóvi, sabe quais são os partidos do Mensalão? Sim, tem PT. Tem 3 pessoas do PT pra ser mais exato. E foi durante o governo Lula. Logo, Mensalão do PT né? Só que os outros 50+ envolvidos de 7 partidos, hoje formam o PL, chefiado pela pessoa que foi presa por esse golpe. Não sejam trouxas.

I genuinely respect that he does authentic old man posting. How did he tag the website, is he treating it as a reply all sort of thing or did he do it without reason

Once again, if the billionaire tech bros were actually *trying* to get us all to drag them out of their mansions to beat them to death with hammers, I'm not sure what they'd be doing differently.

He has an excel doc of all the girlfriends he's stolen

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.

Another thing that bothers me is that the show is Garfield and Friends but the US Acres characters *aren’t* his friends. They live on a farm he lives in a house and is a recluse. So the show, in addition to creating this unsettling nude sheep creature, is also fundamentally a lie.

@wtyppod.bsky.social this is quite a few xboxes

I mean if you go with that narrative of she was “killed twice“ because she came out as trans, then once she was killed by her murderers, and once by you, her mother

novo projeto etanol cachaça pinga reactor 4 positivo labs nordestino Lula droid Luiz Inácio droid da Silva Luiz Inácio droid da Silva projetado no sírio libanes trans humanismo ciborgue software novo projeto multilaser tech positivo labs systems pingareactor 4 impostrom destruir Bolsonaro tacar impo

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay