haven't been On Here really but it snode

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Metric Tip xkcd.com/3164/

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

🎃 trick or treat! 🎃 it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all! (🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!) kayleerowena.bigcartel.com

The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless

lot of iberals pleading that Obama Deported The Right Way (citation fucking needed there), but as always with these things, it's best to look at them in terms of continuity and escalation. What Trump is doing now, as baldly as he's doing it, is a continuation of already-existing perogatives

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

my pumkin he is everything

You ever meet an animal who just naturally knows their best angles? I took this and literally out loud said “DAMN, you look great”. And you know she knows it.

For Halloween (and LGBTQ History Month), a weird tale of a Clive Barker typo. 🧵

as I believe was originally said by the great philosopher Beauphides,

sexy pain by hip joint???????

If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources findhelp.org

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's death, a TN sheriff had a 61-yr-old man arrested for posting a meme on Facebook, which the sheriff absurdly construed as a threat. It was pretty clearly bullshit but I dug into the case using FB & public records and now it looks even worse. My latest @theintercept.com:

Laughed so hard at this that a Japanese woman on the shinkansen shushed me

finally some good news

hey so i am going to lose my front teeth altogether if i can't get them crowned! i hate doing this but i have no other options, please help me not lose the two most visible teeth in my head

Except “The Dignity Act” is the exact same shit we have now. It’s still ICE and Border Patrol. It’s still a dictator using the DHS as a private army Salazar spent the first 6 non-index pages of the 261 page document changing “fences and cages” to “physical barriers” and “tactical infrastructure”

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence” when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews

“The Fallen Angel,” Cabanel, 1847.

i wrote this to be in conversation with a piece from this summer about AI as a collective delusion that leaves many of us completely disoriented. As the slop fills my timelines I feel more like im experiencing a zombified internet.

Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat

We’re just innocent men

you ever forget something and it itches at the back of your mind, so you google "who wrote 'what a strange, sad day it's been'" and get whammied back a whole decade

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world

treelines (2022) 🌳

"women don't like the vehicle" is going to be lodged in my brain's neocortex for the rest of my natural life www.wired.com/story/owning...

Unfair flips, more then anything, proves that if you trap people in a room with nothing but a machine that shocks them for no reason, within 3 days they will have found 15 fun new little games and activities you can play just with this machine.

We’ve met with Greta Thunberg and others in the flotilla. They describe hours-long scenes of torture and sexual harassment in Israeli captivity. Experts conclude that they have been subjected to serious crimes – Sweden’s foreign minister believes they have themselves to blame. tinyurl.se/crR

If you’re new to bluesky you should find and account you like and pretend it’s your wife. Show its posts to your coworkers and be like I love her so much

I see protest discourse is hitting the feed again ahead of No Kings—idk man, go, don’t go, …but if you do go make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing and if you don’t go, make sure to link up with an org that’ll help you get into longterm organizing

The "anti-woke" backlash was always about white collar labor competition from nonwhites, not hr bullshit. bsky.app/profile/phil...

book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business

you can file those serial numbers off as hard as you want but there will always be Signs

In Chicago, ICE is filmed kidnapping unidentified people at an intersection before tear gassing civilians on the sidewalk and body slamming the ones in the cross walk. In MA, they kidnapped a child asylee from school and transported him out of state without telling parents.

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews

Sorry, not sorry, neighbors.

I feel lots of things that felt like, were billed as, self-actualization read in retrospect as canaries in the coal mine for the fraying commitments we owe to each other as members of a society.

Demand the Canadian government pressure Israel to release Mskwaasin and other Canadian members of the Flotilla. There are steps you can take here: bsky.app/profile/cana... Free Palestine

If Clinton had won there would've been a David S. Pumpkins movie

I write full time largely because of one thread about getting high with the Irish president. As cringe as it is to admit, my entire life has been massively enhanced by Twitter and ketamine over precisely the same time that those two things have proven less beneficial for Elon Musk.

Plumes of smoke from Israeli attacks were seen rising over Gaza hours after Israel and Hamas agreed to the first phase of a ceasefire plan, brokered by Donald Trump.

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

ye see this shits not inevitable never give up in advance