A basic tenet of my worldview is that fascism is very hard to sustain due to the fundamental rowdiness of people. You have to do so much for so long to contain it. You will never have enough guys. Eventually you just give up and start killing people but you go to sleep surrounded by the feral living

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill! tony: not how it's pronounced me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy tony: chap stick

Putting a chip in my head that just constantly plays Tetris so I don’t absorb any trauma by opening literally any app

like a nuclear power plant, I have a very specific spin down procedure

if I see you dooming on the timeline you have to donate to the Minneapolis strike fund

transformation

"abolish ice" is a compromise position and the good position would get me banned from bluesky

i made a valentine's day card! orders should open up soon : ) keep an eye out @ topatoco.com/collections/...

no portfolio updates lol but here is this freak

I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

It's not a Vince Gilligan show if it isn't being disrespectful of your time

Many people are saying this

Posted the first 8 pages of this comic, now fully colored and lettered. I know I posted 1 - 4 before but now you can see them all. www.patreon.com/posts/mement...

tunes

I made a Cat Rapier for my werewolf friend @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social to help fend off the other wild beasts at home

If you see it and it gives you intrusive thoughts play some Tetris

Don’t watch a video of someone dying.

U is for Uriunceustreptus

Starting to understand people who wear glasses and only use them sometimes. I don’t need to be seeing all this all the time

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.

You just have to do the right thing when the opportunity presents itself. You might not get the chance again.

do it.

with increasing frequency i log on here to read a sequence of posts that are almost completely indecipherable except for the rage they inspire on a subconscious level

billy joel has some really great songs where he just fucking tortures the english language. the most unnatural turns of phrase you can imagine. hes hitting the dictionary with a whip. again the songs are amazing

IM STARTING TO THINK TWITTER WAS BAD BECUASE OF THE USERS MOSTLY

stray italian greyhound dot mp3

*Witch cackles*

I have been trolled EXPERTLY TROLLED.

here comes @attackerman.bsky.social

daily routine

you should only be allowed to cover fairytale of new york if you use the original lyrics. yes that one

God bless us, every one

you been acting real ominous lately, bro. what haunts thee?

i don't think sybians should cost as much as they do

ALL hail the crimmus lizard

BUS BEASTS @timesnewrowan.bsky.social

Nobody is doing Resistance quite like Penzey’s. every other blend is like “for each set of NO COMPLIANCE PIZZA SPICE we will make another GAY BABY to LAUNCH AT THE WHITE HOUSE”

Orthoceras (big) and Lituites

xenomorp good friend for cat

Of course, its full name is eggagar nogagon

The minute by minute battle between people uploading the video and companies taking it down is a real early internet idealism information wants to be free cyberpunk situation