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Women with tiny wieners. As an unbiased observer, they are wonderful and deserve lots of praise.

I know it’s disrupting some outdoor activities/Rockies game etc, but… It’s so beautiful

I have gathered you all here today for this momentous occasion and read through a number of inspirational speeches to carefully choose the right words. And after much debate, I've concluded there are no right words. There is only one right word. And that word is titties. Thank you. Dismissed.

a single sperm cell contains around 40megabytes of data. an AVERAGE sperm count is around 16,000,000. Meaning, cumming in your digiwife means releasing ~640 terabytes of data inside her!* posting only to show those 500mb>10gb posers what a real zipbomb looks like!! 🎨Waterabsorbant

I’ve been having a very normal day. Normal for me that is. Posting about echidna biology, the void where Michael Bennet’s brain should be, all while taking these for my girlfriends, warning them all I can now mount my knotted dildo on my favorite harness 🥰

Accidentally ended up reading the Wikipedia page on echidnas aloud after telling @tallhobbit97.bsky.social a 30 Rock joke was wrong since there are actually 2 egg laying mammals and… wow! I thought I knew most of their oddities, but no. They’re so much weirder than even I thought! Gods I love them 😍

And once again, it’s a pitch without any policy behind it. Please, read the linked interview because EVERY fluffing question Bennet was asked amounted to “cool, so how would you do it?” Every answer was a rambling slog of “by being different from Polis, by doing exactly the same nothing he’s done”

Last month, Aleanna Royal Bechdel, a 31 year-old Black trans woman who was a DJ, promoter, and artist, was murdered in a housing complex in New York, and a 54-year old man was arrested. There has been very little press coverage on this, including by queer outlets run by cis white people.

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People boycotting Trump over gas prices and not child rape is scary.

Mochabelle and Monster Researcher Andie.

People have already memory-holed how critical #TeslaTakeDown was. It was the earliest decentralized set of protests in the second term as early as Feb 2025 at a time when most people were shell-shocked and Dem leadership was cowering and capitulating. And it pushed Elon out of the WH.

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I made the executive decision to spent the last two days hiding from humanity. I did so by playing basically all of Subnautica 2 that’s out so far, and hot damn that was good!

Demon girl who takes her captured princess out for a playdate with the princess who lives in the tower guarded by the dragon. They do each other's hair, they talk about hunky knights who've come to save them, they discuss long-term escape plans. It's good enrichment for your captive princesses!

There has been a lot of discourse about how it's actually okay that Aaron is doing this so let's address a few of those points. 1) "You fucked with the mods. What do you expect?" Weird that you all suddenly see no problem with "might makes right" when the victims are trannies or their allies

Frankly, the fact that Galaxy is A) an original character with no ties or legacy in the DCU, B) a trans lead and C) has been integrated fully into the DCU proper are all incredible minor miracles and none of them come close to all of those being true and it being on a THIRD PRINTING

Just over six months ago, “Magica Riot: Full Bloom,” the second novel in my ongoing series about Portland’s queer magical girl rock band, was released! 🥰 Bigger, more emotional, and even gayer than the first, Full Bloom sets the stage for the future adventures of my girls magicariot.com/fullbloom

my boiling hot lava Take as a trans woman is that we should be provided equal access to jobs, given money by organizations when we need it , and that we should not be murdered

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LOVE cis men trying to "praise" transmascs for the virtue of "not acting like men," and expecting that to be received as anything but a slap in the face. thanks matt for telling all the transmascs & tme enbies that to you, we're all just good little women who know our places, unlike uppity transfems

like Kill la Kill isn't porn but people talk about it like it is. The horny pervert character isn't a universal anime thing, that's a shounen (and largely Shounen Jump thing) and far too many of y'all think anime is a genre composed entirely of Naruto

A lot of this, as I'm talking about it with Grinda, also stems from a lot of early anime to hit the US was heavier weighted towards nudity/fanservice. It's why western fandom thinks yuri is a porn term. And people also just...misunderstand the purpose of nudity and sexuality at times?

"By harnessing excess power capacity among US households, SPAN aims to quickly expand the available compute for AI workloads without the costs and delays associated with trying to build warehouse-size data centers." OSHA, the EPA & the NLRB are weeping, all 6 of em combined left & throwing up

Hello friends, and welcome to the most wonderful day! It’s time again! You know it from anime and manga! And it doesn’t have to be beef! It’s Stroganoff Saturday again!

Just thinking about how when I was uninsured in Idaho, it cost me like $230 a bottle for estrogen for some weird reason (it’s never cost that much anywhere before or since then) and I had to beg friends to help stay on hormones, but now Texas has socialized healthcare solely for detransition

Important to note that while Polis commuted 8 other sentences and issued 35 pardons today, he skipped his own tradition of end-of-year clemency grants in Dec. 2025. 44 people appear to have waited 5 months for clemency so they could be lumped in with Peters right after the legislative session ended.

Not gonna lie, sort of awkward to realize I’ve been avoiding my desk since I got the Pokemon video essay done. It’s not, like the only place that I work, but it is a place kind of only for work lately.

Instead she and her allies press on with unapologetic election denial and vowed to take their looney-tunes legal theories to the state Supreme Court. Polis all but begged Peters to publicly show remorse to give him a fig leaf for a commutation. She didn't and he issued one anyway.

A court had already ordered Tina Peters to be resentenced last month. If she had dropped her appeal, softened her tone and gone back to the trial court, she likely would've been released on parole within a matter of months, anyway.

“do crimes on behalf of donald trump and you will be rewarded even by democrats” is the message this sends, which is the precise opposite of what we need in this country right now thank fuck this asshole is term limited

Polis remains a strong candidate for the Dem with the most negative WAR in the entire country as the governor of what has become a solidly blue state just an absolute clown, freeing an unrepentant wannabe election thief at the behest of a failing tyrant with a 35% approval rating

ive encountered thousands of us not a single one has ever said "i identify as" anything. its a lie they put in our mouths

Not enough purported cis "allies" have felt the existential fear and sadness that so many trans people feel knowing that if we died, for alot of us, its like we never existed at all, when family talk only of the unhappy person they raised after putting a strangers name on your headstone

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How, how does he do it?! I was just drafting my script! I was this close to getting an episode of Muttday where I DIDN’t have to say, “and then Polis did something blisteringly stupid to appease a dictatorial fascist or tech bro” 🤦‍♀️

New Super Mario Bros is now as old as Super Mario Bros was when New Super Mario Bros was released.

My lovely girlfriend does not wear dresses enough, by my wildly biased reckoning at least. So, I’d rather appreciate it if folks would tell her how fucking gorgeous she is!

And then it got just a bit odder? Normally one would… I don’t know, make sure the area was sectioned off right? Make sure the house residents know there are holes in their yards? But nah, Denver cop, surprising no one with a working brain, left before the tow truck did, leaving… well this 🤷‍♀️

I was apparently so fixated on the script I was writing, I completely missed this happening literally across the street from me?! I’m writing outside. In the back yard. With no music? How did I miss an suv going over a curb, up a hill, through 2 fences, 2 mailboxes, and I think someone’s AC unit?!

Spell X Sword Update! Page 74: spellxsword.com/comic/chapte... One of those faces

i’d very much like the world to read me as “woman” before “trans,” but more often than not it’s the other way. and if someone violently attacks or murders me because of it, i don’t want the “trans” to vanish into “dude got killed; who knows why.” from the appeal article linked above.

also worth noting that when the media erases or buries the “trans” in the rare story about the murder of a trans person, that they’re just continuing the work of the fascists, who stopped tracking anti trans crimes on a federal level last year.

As a friend who survived that time put it: "never forget conservatives want to kill you and liberals want you to die quietly."

This is such an odd situation I mean, sure, the whole branding weirdness is odd too But I mostly mean I wish Epps had focused on the second location and sold the first. It works better for what the new owners are doing anyway and the Evan’s location uhhhhh kinda honks as a breakfast/brunch place 🤷‍♀️

medium.com/@isabellerue... Wrote a very short little article on a type of mechanic I've taken to calling "Conversational Rules"

a ten million dollar torture clinic Paxton really is uniquely evil even among the murderer’s row of assholes that is the Texas GOP

Oh one of those mornings eh? I have a premonition about a discourse I expect to become a thing later today and trying to decide if having already blocked The Needle will keep me safe from swarms of “nuanced opinion havers” or if I should mute a few phrases before I kicks off too.