Jules and I are just the cattiest bitches when we watch anything, but Crime Scene Kitchen really brings out our best. We might have described a couple as an egg who yet to realize he’s never experienced an emotion, and his Mormon wife who hasn’t realized she’s a lesbian yet (she’s a delight)

No one: People in the 90s: you know what I could go for right now. Some swing or Celtic music

This is what AI was intended for. Generating on-demand propaganda. Showing what never happened as if it's real.

"ur sick if u like cnc" ah,, that explains all the tummy aches,,,

THIS RECENT WEATHER? DEFINITELY 3-HORSEMAN (OUT OF FOUR)

space jam is part of the same extended universe as star wars and star trek

A mech I designed and drew for the ttrpg Aether Nexus.

scrapped mordred from last summer

we didn't occupy the country? the president says "we're running it" how are we running it if it is not occupied? it is an invasion despite what they say it is clearly an invasion

In 2026 the journalists who get scoops are gonna be the ones who watch for late night surges on PM betting on the US government doing something heinous Intelligence agencies will figure this out soon, also

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Tower

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My three girlfriends. And yes. They smoke weed.

Uhh so you got a heads up on the administration's war crimes (before Congress??) and said hm could be risky for the people doing the war criming if we say anything

Every major free speech org has said the IHRA definition suppresses constitutionally protected speech. Every major human rights group has said it suppresses legitimate advocacy. The scandal is that Adams adopted the definition, not that Mamdani rejected it. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/n...

i also play guitar (kinda) (be nice to me i’m learning and self taught)

To celebrate the launch of That Night I Got Married to a Werewolf, I'm offering a special bundle on Itch. Normally, books #1 and #2 would cost you $10. But for the month of January, you can get both for $7. itch.io/s/178073/tra...

heya, new content up and more going up almost daily! fans.ly/rosefromakiss #transNSFW #NSFWtrans #NSFWsky #transgirl #tgirl

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DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

she geiger on my counter til i [NUCLEAR RADIATION CLICK SOUNDS]

Happy 33rd birthday to Deep Space Nine :) :) :)

A CBS News staffer told me this after Tony Dokoupil kicked off his CBS Evening News tenure tonight with a lengthy Pete Hegseth interview: "If this is what Bari and Tony’s CBS Evening News is going to look like, then the we may as well just call ourselves Trump Administration State TV. Pathetic."

Who wants a futch-ass chimera? It’s kinda cute. And she’s avoided spiraling the last few days by doing a ton of home chores, including baking 3 kinds of cookies and making some taco rice (family recipes are very white mid-western) Free to good home (really bad at being a person)

Reskeet to give my butt a lil smack

Democrats need to strongly and uncompromisingly demand that Trump is removed from office for illegally starting a war for oil that benefits no one.

Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him. He is HIM 😭

I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself

Rubio getting his regime change wet dreams

Mutio

Dreamy ☁️ #lewd #nude #spicy #nsfw #tits #petitetits #panties #horny #fansly #goon #nsfwsky

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noivern and noibat ko-fi request!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

My reaction chain after hearing my governor made a statement 1. Oh no he made a statement?! 🤦‍♀️ 2. So obviously he opens with “Maduro sucks” and it’s some centrist tripe 3. *Read the first sentence, then skim the rest* 4. Ok, so he’s a Palantir Ai Chatbot now, got it

Anyway we do not have to support all Democrats and I *specifically* mean Jared Polis when I say that.

Fuccccckkkk this dude

Galavant 😭

"This is all a distraction from the Epstein Files!!" Oh, you mean the ones they forgot to properly redact and that we all read and which had zero impact? Or the ones they'll more properly redact and release at some indeterminate point in the future? I'm just trying to keep up with you