I'm shocked, shocked!

Welp eight students at my school got banished for painting an anti-zionist message on the free speech message board / fence the-tartan.org/2026/07/13/8...

"My leige! Highway bandits strike again! Protect thyself on ye dangerous paths!"

That shoe has less of a sole than vaught

"Alright, charisma check… what the fuck, ANOTHER nat 20?"

Can't the icc just indict hegseth et al at this point, they're not even hiding the war crimes

Holy shit I thought this was satire, but no, that is literally what the article said

We should do another wpa

Top signs that our political system is doing ok:

The word "ridiculocracy" has been running through my head a lot recently

I'm soooo saddened to hear that alex jones died by head explosion alone in the back of his run-down van. A true tragedy of our age.

Literal example of "See? I just had to flick this one small lever here on the 'Trans Kid Killing Machine.' It wasn't even hard." I hate our fucking political system

Christopher larkin is a fuckin genius

Ohhh noooo the aaa game companies are shooting themselves in the foot, I guuuuuess we just have to play more indie games

They should put bocce in the olympics

Could do the same to every R MoC, just saying

This just in: negative profit means uh oh! for companies. Next up on Capitalism for Idiots,

"Huh, I wonder who that's for"

Wow, I somehow hate it even more than the original video

There emerged one person to reforge England by filling all three

"Let's touch bases later" 💀

IT: Part II (2027)

Wait 'til he learns about the Big 12

Can't wait to see bessent at dc pride

What about Ming

SMO devs when told to make an interesting environmental hazard:

What the ai

Yo dvorak's eighth is like also fire, quit focusing on his ninth

He's back!

Glad to see the fuckass treasure fish made the lineup

Y'all are NOT ready for this finale, ts fucking AMAZING

Soylent green

Just watched the finale to TADC. Stupendous! An amazing ending to an even better series. Would wholeheartedly recommend to all!

Just saw @joshforct.bsky.social at his rally yesterday. Great guy, amazing speaker and platform, he has my vote in the primary!

He would play football like homer boxes

The Bart, the.

The Golden Age is here!

Aaaaaand there it is

Using telepathy to beam yaoi into the minds of the airport goers

At this point, you can make the case (quite easily, I'd imagine) that this administration is making all the choices to inflict the most amount of damage upon the populace. Like shit man

"You stupid club"

I think that typst is a great replacement for latex, but I also think it will take years and years to do so because latex is already so deeply engrained in so many fields esp. acadaemia.

I love the smooching horses

I thought this was fucking parody

False. THIS is peak performance.

I did this but got banned from the Senate Gallery for life. Please advise.

A major plot point of Ministry for the Future is an Indian heat wave that kills 20,000,000… what scares me is that we're not far away, not even close.

They actually built the place (Philadelphia) after the show (Always Sunny)?!?

So they CAN investigate gov't officials for insider trading on kalshi… curious.

But I thought it was too close to the election for CA to change anything