Can't wait to ratify (rejoin?) the Rome Statute once D's get the prez and senate

"Mom? Yeah, I accidentally deflated the dog..."

Vibe-coded worse than bluesky lol

We need to somehow move the overton window back, this fuckery has to be over

This reads like a disc horse bot post

Most of all, I just feel bad for the grads. I choose to believe that the admins were acting in what they thought was the best interest, however misguided, and now the grad ceremony is irreparably stained. A tragedy.

We should send down a convict in a welded-shut vessel equipped with but a map and camera to explore these anomalies.

Seeing all that the R's are doing, the D campaign slogans literally write themselves, and then I see D's ignore them and then I remember the corporate donors and it all makes sense.

Classical recommendation: Piano Concerto No. 3 by Ferdinand Ries

Man, bushmiller really just drew whatever the fuck he wanted, huh.

The bisexual enron cap goes unbelievably hard

I caught myself thinking about bus routes in terms of framerules and I regret to inform you that it has comt full circle.

7.5 orders of toast

Someone deserves death for this sin against nature

"All my leaves are growing so far off the ground, now I'll be able to live and grow in peace!" The humble giraffe:

I miss John Brown

THIS!!! FUCKING THIS!!!

Soaking the rich? An odd punishment for non-mormons, but ok I guess.

Today at UVA graduation, one (1) person got a doctorate in *checks notes* 'juridical sciences.' Like ok I guess.

Me when I am in need of simplifying a difficult limit of a rational function:

At a time of several disappointing commencement speakers at colleges, the UVA speaker gave a great speech about life after college and such. Not a mention of AI.

As a CT resident, it's crazy to think that most people have another level of government to care about. County governance? Preposterous.

Irony so thick you could melt it down to make more hospital beds.

Frankenstein, 1984, Fault in our Stars. Basic-ass list, perhaps, but three great reads.

I miss smash tour

Bruh the furry hater hater account just got banned in front of my eyes.

I used to think that the bi colors were the best color scheme, but I just really saw the pan flag and damnnnn that really challenges for best.

I wish there was some procedure to strip a person of their party membership. Alas.

Damn straight they did. A slightly more funtional legislature! gcn.ie/european-par...

My sister is graduating today!

Don't get my hopes up

Ever noticed that more and more normal, independent activities have been replaced with enormous companies? Taxis to uber, classwork to canvas, etc. Like we don't NEED any of you.

Currently reading a book (Ministry for the Future) in which in a climate change future, oil executives are being targeted for popular execution. I've been thinking about that a lot.

In North Carolina? No, they wouldn't.......

"We value your privacy" Imma stop you right there

Well I like men.

I can't fucking wait for the ai bubble to pop, it's gonna be great. I already bought 200 lbs of popcorn to watch it, might get more if this keeps up.

I'm tired of living in a plutocracy, can I wake up soon

I need them

Reminder to keep all yourselves safe. We love you all and appreciate your presence.

Bright supergiant, supergiant, bright giant, giant, subgiant, main sequence star

Put it all on double zero

You're telling me if I applied to UC hicago I could have gone tuition free? Oh wait I enjoy life, never mind

Corporate personhood has gone too far

This is...... just factually incorrect? Jupiter is only like 10x the diameter of Earth????

That fucker is NOT a perfect circle!

There is a depressing lack of politicians decrying the murder of a 19-year old in the streets. You're telling me the husband of an executive secretary gets more coverage than this, what the fuck

*taps sign* "I fucking hate transphobes. Woe and destruction upon them and their bloodlines."

And they wonder why congressional approval is at 20%