My ex is here

LET’S GO LESBIANS ‘SCUSE ME LESBIANS COMIN’ THROUGH

There are going to be so many cuties at The Beaches tonight.

Completely miserable but I should be sponsored by Raycon

okay! i have therapy today. so a bath, then therapy, then i am going to play an rpg dammit lol

if a woman intimidates you, just be charming, commanding, and flirty until shes crawling around on all fours. not so scary anymore huh

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

👻

and I just got MORE bad news!! what a fantastic year we’re having lads

unhinged women in your area want to meet up for a night they’ll write poetry about two years from now

I just want the best for all the horrible idiots everywhere

Really don’t want to be proactive after work today even though I know I should be. Want to avoid all responsibilities and go bowling or something. ANYTHING to take my mind off of everything.

its a good monday to cry

The male loneliness crisis is caused by men visiting their friend Rabbit, eating too much honey, and then getting stuck in his doorway because of their giant fat ass.

Fire everyone and start over

i am once again asking for someone to give me 10k so i can live a debt free lifestyle

An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.

men ruin a vibe so much

How can I make right all of my wrongs?

I just am unworthy of your presence. Always was

watch ur tone, im older than google

all i ever do is be hot & feel all the feelings

in sickness and in health i’m that bitch

i just want to be able to pay my bills and be a little happy, is that so much to ask?

Man I really love The Emperor's New Groove so much. It's crazy that it came out so good after spending so long in a production trash fire.

how straight women sound in 2025

I got the tattoo of my poem yesterday. My body shall be a canvas for my art

The optometrist messed up my prescription. I'm so mad I can't see straight.

heyyyyyy (with intentions of eating you alive)

One tattoo down and I am already craving more.

Look I’m not doing well but trying to push through. Posting thru it all I guess

gender of the day is flesh pedestrian

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

To everyone I know, including myself, I am sorry about everyone in my family, myself included.

For parents. I wish mine had done this. #SuicidePreventionMonth #MentalHealthMatters

i post like this to seem older and impress milfs

Choosing my peace is a new sensation. But I am getting better at it.

i really have great tits and im hilarious like wow im a gift to this earth. if only i wasnt severely depressed lol!

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

@r4tkllr.edm.blue A gentle friend to all

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

i think $10,000 would help

if any of those people leaving stuff for others who don’t get raptured see this, i really like those strawberry wafer cookies. so if you could just stock up on those, that’d be great

Fellow sober folks, a reminder: However bad things get, you don’t have to drink over it.

Democracy is ending…great, now I have to fake patriotism AND orgasms.

i love when women