This blunt I just rolled is about to be the most smoked blunt in the history of blunts

Be smart. No panic. No violence anywhere. This regime is making its move. No it's not a warrior ethos pep rally. Portland don't take the bait.

Regardless of how you feel about politics, this should fucking scare you. We are in the shit yall.

in my housethem era 🍃🎃 (i made all this today!!!!)

i made existential dread for breakfast who wants some

A lobotomy would solve so many of my problems tbh

Ugh

taking Tylenol just to feel something (autistic)

Very excited at the idea of disappearing for a year

i need someone to yearn for me NEOW

More scary dreams last night :-(

The store near stopped selling my mini blunts, so what, I gotta smoke a whole blunt in the morning now?

My liver won’t last this whole administration.

I love when my clients tip me with flowers :-)

Of course as soon as I tell my friend I can move to St. Louis my other friend says she wants to move to Florida with me 😩🫠😭😃

I wish more jobs would understand that if the schedule you put out is subject to change, then so is my availability??

I think if Mountain Dew brought back Sangrita Blast the world will start to heal itself

mad bc the world is falling apart and everyone is worried about the wrong shit

have the courage to be disliked

Am I feeling sick because I didn’t eat breakfast, I’m on my period, or the crushing anxiety at the thought of our democracy being abolished in front of our eyes

do you think Roku City votes red or blue?

It’s so depressing watching the dumbest people in America drive this country into a ditch …. Again

Morning thoughts 🌅

Taking notes on wtf is happening in America rn and connecting the dots literally has me feeling like Charlie from It’s Always Sunny 😭😭

Bruh wtf, I just realized the button quail guy on Instagram is a fucking porn account 😭😭😭😭 I’m cryingggggg, is nothing sacred anymore?!

A Banger ™

I could make you laugh so fucking hard it hurts you 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Mmm I <3 the smell of a good cigar

doing a spell to help me understand what’s going on with whatever the fuck a tariff is

They couldn't have known it at the time, but the Pharaohs did build a really cool backdrop for an EDM festival when they built the pyramids.

11:11

Saw a video of a Scottish man singing WAP and now I can’t get it out of my head

Good morning bloomfies…starting to get that feeling…🐸🍁🍂🍄‍🟫🌾

I haven’t had a memorable dream in some time, but last night I had a dream that I’m sure has some kind of meaning behind it, I just wish I knew what the meaning was 😭

Who up and taking acetaminophen rn

@r4tkllr.edm.blue A gentle friend to all

wya - where’s your acetaminophen btw - buying tylenol, woohoo! tbh - tylenol benefits health istg - ibuprofen sux, tylenol’s great til - tylenol is lit

are ur kids talking about autism? ttyl - take tylenol you loser aita - autism is tylenol ahhhh wtaf - where tylenol? autism fiending gtfo - get tylenol, freakin out g2g - got to go (pick up tylenol)

This user was raptured today (posted by the angels from heaven btw)

I asked the universe for money and it sent me extra shifts but ig beggars can’t be choosers lol

I find soooo many bugs and today I found one that I don’t have yet!!! I love adding new entries to my critterpedia 🥰😂🥹

Okay so I might actually be moving to St. Louis????? 👀

Wakaan will be the 5th festival I have attended and the 5th festival that im on my cycle 😭😩🫠 fml

Crashing out rn & all I can think about is the blunt that’s waiting on me to get home

There is getting robbed, then there is getting robbed by GameStop.

Omw 2 Deftones 🕷️‼️🖤

Ugh I always over-schedule myself and then I’m rushing around and stressed af trying to get it all done 😩

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What do u mean I woke up at 5:30 and now my morning schedule is pushed back??? 😭😭😭 no no it’s okay I didn’t need that extra 2 hours of sleep at all