Fuck you Sophia.

Well I woke up to my TV not turning on at all so that’s nice. And I don’t have the money to replace it. Fuck me.

This game is bonkers!!!!! #Yankees

I’m beginning to think the Yankees bullpen is massive liability.

Chisholm talked about wanting a $300 million contract in the offseason and he’ll be lucky if he get a $3 million contract the way he has been playing this season 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Trent Grisham did something!!!!!

Someone is very happy that it’s warm enough to have the windows open!

And of course, he bogeys back to back holes to lose the lead.

Jesus Christ this is insanity. Man fuck Ticketmaster and Live Nation forever. This is the biggest crock of bullshit ever.

Justin Rose winning The Masters this year would be even more popular than it was when McIlroy won it last year.

I’d rather him go to Kansas City so they can never win anything again. I’m sure Mahomes and Kelce would be thrilled to have him visit.

We welcome any and all Hungarians to join in our humiliating our VP.

And he would roll a natural 1 for every Charisma and Intelligence check.

More prove that everything JD Vance touches dies 😂😂😂😂

Well this would be very good news.

This is going to be a very very very very long day.

Man this Yankees team is honestly a mess. Hopefully they get their shit together before I see them in person on Wednesday.

I’ve run out of tissues in my house so I’m resorting to using toilet paper to wipe my nose 👃

They’re all out of the spacecraft!!!!!!!!

Ladies first after all! #ArtemisII

It’s ridiculous how fast Chandler Simpson is.

There is no reason why Ben Rice shouldn’t be playing every day. Seriously. #Yankees

This Yankees lineup is absolute dogshit!

What an amazing picture of Artemis II!

Good morning. I slept like absolute crap and I still feel awful 😣

Well I’ve spiked a fever of almost 102° 😭😩

I promise you that I feel as miserable as I look.

I feel like I have been hit by a bus 😩😭

Sounds like a big ol’ nuclear bomb of a story is about to drop.

Good morning 💚. I can’t breathe out of my nose.

And now for the first time in the 34 1/2 years I have been alive, I have a damn nosebleed. What the fuck.

Yeah I definitely think I am coming down with a head cold. My nose is running constantly and my throat is all scratchy 😩

Sounds like a very toxic relationship to me. Maybe you’re afraid she will throw you off the plane.

I can’t tell if I’m simply so exhausted or if I’m coming down with a cold. Hopefully it’s the former.

Tell someone you love them tonight. Please ♥️

I hope everyone is safe and sound tonight. We could all use some comfort tonight ♥️

I’m so beyond scatterbrained tonight that I think someone removed my brain, put it in a blender and then put it back in my skull.

Man this is an awful and foreboding sense of terror and panic that I’m feeling right now.

Of all the pets I have had in my life and there have been many, there is one I miss more than anyone. This is my late dog Melky. He passed away in November 2020 and he was the biggest sweetheart. Black labs tend to be that way. I miss him every day ♥️

GET OFF THE PHONE SO I CAN USE THE INTERNET!

MythBusters. I got into the show when I was in high school when the show was at its best.

I genuinely believe that the reason Trump is doing all the bullshit with Iran is because he’s dying and he knows it and he wants to cause as much carnage and destruction as he possibly can.

Just wrote something for my blog. Given the state of everything going on, I had to let out a little frustration and aggravation. medium.com/@mong82191/n...

Boy the Red Sox sure do suck!

Living with 3 Red Sox fans is not for the faint of heart especially right now given how shitty they have been playing to start the season.

It’s remarkable how stupid he is.

Absolutely magnificent.

GAME #1 OF THE SEASON NEXT WEEK!