yeah but i haven’t seen you boob boobily down the stairs lately and i think that’s kinda fucked up.

pro napping enby

partied too hard w clawdeen

no i cant today i am busy. i am 26 years young and i’m playing with polly pockets. no i am busy i told u. didn’t u hear me i cannot today i am playing polly pockets!!

just had the best nap ever. wednesday was curled up in my lap snoozing away with me <3

today i saved a snail from suffocating in a trash can and i turned a beetle back on its legs when it was on its back, so, i’d say today was pretty productive.

i wanna be happy soon.

oh these muscles? i got them because i eated a bunch of pistachios.

DAY 24🖤 ran 2 miles on the elliptical with level 9 resistance in 20 minutes which is my best yet !!

happy flat fuck friday btw :) i love you guys.

cleaning out my clothes and bathroom stuff and everything else and it’s so overwhelming aaaaahh!!

remembering when i gave this hot girl my pierce the veil sweater in high school and i wonder if she still has it !!

i ripped my boxer briefs :(

were you really best friends if people didn’t accuse you for being gay for each other?

no i did NOT have a spelling error moment LOOK AWAY

feeling like the rotting lady in the bathtub in the shining sometimes

no sorry. i’m busy. slopped up in my goop. gooping it up. no i can’t do that i am gooped what don’t u understand???

eated a lot! tummy hurt! nothing new!

8lbs per hand for laterals today holy fuck

crazy that most of my brain power used on weight training is like: “okay think about this muscle group really hard, FOCUS, we are working out this SPECIFIC muscle, FOCUS!!” and then i actually can feel it in that muscle group. like whaaaat!

DAY 23🖤 i ate really well today and recovered from leg day!! and no overtime at work is a massive plus. sometimes i wish i could just change everything and just get ripped and fight, and that’s it.

pug life i guess, shoot

wednesday is probably one of the most challenging dogs out there but ig it’s my karma because i was a problem child too 😭

you know what day it is…it’s wednesday! so here is your weekly wednesday wiggles’ post. i felt like sharing a puppy photo of her today. pre-nose job wednesday wiggles, a rare photo indeed.

my redemption arc: -became straight edge. -came out of the closet and accepted myself. -lesbian full of rage. -muscles. quote with your redemption arc.

would u guys still love me if i joined a cult just because i am nosey and wanna know wtf they’re doing !!

when i finally find a solution to one of my dog’s problems and she’s happier because of it that’s when i go,” you know… i could get another dog.” CONTROL YOURSEEEEELF!!! (substance reference pls)

i am sick of working overtime chat🫩

the best solution… the happy medium… no cone of shame, no inflatable cone, & no silly little diaper. wednesday is a pro and can squeeze herself out of anything besides the cone of shame. this recovery suit is the BEST! i am so happy. thank you to the friend who suggested, @stigirish.bsky.social

i just need to close my eyes for the next 72 hours, uninterrupted.

sure, i’ll go. you cannot remove renee good and her wife’s queerness out of her murder. if you think them being queer was unrelated, i need you to rethink that. fuck ICE. & rest in peace renee good, your community will always stand by you. ❤️🧡🤍🩷

singing “little tiny pants” to wednesday all day and making her feelings about her little tiny pants better i hope.

i love nana so much, i will never not love nana. if there are no nana fans i am dead.

who up and wanna give @voxhallow.satan.social $50 just because !!

cutest thing ever just happened when i opened a package from japan. they drew nana and hachi🥹

little tiny pants and she’s plotting on how to kill me in my sleep

reminding myself the next time i get a dog to socialize them getting used to wearing tiny pants. so important if a dog had a surgery or is recovering from something. wednesday does not like wearing tiny pants :(

DAY 22🖤 leg day! slow and steady between reps wins the race🙂‍↕️

to every psychic medium that preys on vulnerable people who are trying to locate their missing children and family members; you suck and that is really unethical. unless you are somehow right lmao.

mood

doing the right thing sometimes is the hardest thing and i really fucking hate that, but u gotta do what’s best for u and those around u.

sleep deprived and crying on my breaks 😗✌️ i will never know peace

i’m so hungry but if i leave my bed wednesday is going to be so grumpy D:

who up at 7am with Kissing in Cars by PTV stuck in their head immediately upon waking up?

i think: “kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri” at least 3x a day.

:3

DAY 21🖤

i came out as a lesbian to my mom today after watching Primate (2026) how is your day going

wednesday has another UTI :( my poor bby. started antibiotics yesterday…