can’t wait for flat fuck friday tomorrow. i am going to catch up on sleep.

on emails and wednesday thinks this means i am ignoring her and not at work. lol.

apple is so… shady. i never got this notif when i was using their busted ass airpods. now when i start using a 3rd party pair of headphones i get this? hmmm seems kinda sus to me.

thank you all for being here in my journey, and wednesday’s too. hugs. <3

just remembered being as an ocean brb 🏃

how it feels getting ripped & thinking about vet med (i am in my element)

when someone asked my opinion on the leptospirosis vaccine today for dogs 😍💅 >>>

DAY 47🖤

controversial take probably but when i reach that age i just know it’s time to acquire a crusty white senior dog too.

yes, the rumors are true. i can eat an insane amount of cookies in one sitting very fast.

you know what day it is… it’s wednesday! so here is your weekly wednesday wiggles’ post + friends ! they all hope you are having a safe, pleasant week so far.

my “keep my dog alive forever” potion

if u are not an active 70+ year old you do not need an australian cattledog. please do not do it, i am begging u those dogs go crazy when they are sedentary. they are herding dogs and get bored, and will find trouble if u don’t enrich them.

korean bbq but instead of the bbq it’s just a bunch of potato products. all you can eat french fries, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, hashbrowns, tater tots, potato chips, baked potato soups, & many more.

i love u carbs

me vs all the backyard breeders

DAY 46🖤

the moon is looking at me and telling me to eat 16 bread rolls

“i know what i have.” you have a barbie, that was mass produced 10 years ago, that is out of box, incomplete, and busted. this is not worth $100+. next.

yeah so what i ate 10 jo-jo’s cookies before the end of my shift !?! and about 10 last night before bed. SO WHAT???

you being a fucking asshole to a customer service rep the entirety of the interaction and then you apologizing right before the interaction ends doesn’t make u less of an asshole btw.

march #promosky <3

ah yes. i love you pinterest.

kinda wanna cosplay leon kennedy for comic con this year hmm…

got this cute buttercup neck pillow :) i sleep really weird and need the help. + always on the hunt for purple and green stuff.

this is clearly a quote from my favorite monster high character, frankie stein. on episode 22. yes totally. mhm.

i don’t want impeachment, i don’t want them to rot in prison. i want them hung by their ankles and to be gutted in the towns square for all the townspeople to see.

DAY 45🖤

happy ✩

they increased my psych meds dosage and honestly it is helping significantly with me staying asleep and falling asleep. but i am soooo groggy. i forgot about that >_< everything going on in the world is getting me down + my own stressors in life. but hope things will be ok soon.

harlow wanted to let you know that it’s silly girl saturday

let the women quest!!! let her find the loot and trinkets!!! it is good for her mana!!!

shaking ass and dancing girly pop to hardcore as the gods intended

love animals more.

DAY 44🖤 idk if i should count roller skating nights but i am back! no more heel injury. my neck is a lil fucked up bc i slept on it funny but i am back!

happy ✩

we are at the vet! wish us luck. we hope things resolve soon 🤞

happy flat fuck friday fuckers, i hope you have the flattest fucking friday !!

when someone suggests using AI at the meeting … 😀

heteros stop making out while skating on the rink challenge !!

big sweaty lesbian at the rink (me)

it’s skate night besties <3

you just found out you’re a witch! 🧙‍♀️✨ who are you recruiting first to be in our coven? (we are both hot-headed and will probably end up killing each other)

you know what day it is… it’s wednesday! so here is your weekly wednesday wiggles’ post 🖤 wednesday is wishing you the wiggliest of wednesdays and hopes you don’t have to go to the vet or human doctor anytime soon.

SMILING FRIENDS IS CANCELLED!?

team edward? team jacob? no, no. team bella.

heel is still injured and sore, yikes.

caring about others outside of yourself is cool as fuck btw

213 days no nicotine, 7 entire months! i am so happy i made that choice i could not run or lift like i can now if i was still vaping. my lung capacity was trash. i feel so much better.

me: can barely walk my dog: zoomies all around the house, kick flips off the furniture, biting harlow in the face, crawling under me, then kick flipping off me