goodnight 🔪

remember when there was twitter discourse about terrifier being problematic bc it’s misogynistic? that was a time, lol.

office siren outfit for the day 😍 #burntout

stop dumping pets & purchasing pets that you don’t see yourself with the next several years. stop breeding for profit. adopt, you can adopt any breed you want right now bc every shelter is swamped w/ every type of pet, ones that usually don’t end up at shelters. spay and neuter! enough is enough.

i need a 30 day vacation i feel so tired no matter how much sleep i get or relaxing i do. idk if i’m just experiencing chronic illness stuff or if it’s burnout.

at the salon yesterday i was having an enby moment

i think everyone needs to post more pics of their cats

pugs💭

share a cartoon you will always love <3

#Last4Watched pretty successful week tbh i am very content and happy with what i got around to watching this week :’)

i missed u spooky cookies

if you haven’t already, go watch it! i finally got a chance to, and this is definitely made for dog people (aka me) and it is also my worst nightmare come true.

happy flat fuck friday ya’ll!!

i got a new blanket and wednesday hates it ☹️

SSRI got me eating rice straight from the rice cooker with a spatula like a maniac

ok guys i cooled off sorry for crashing out about a creepy man publicly once again

i need to make a shirt for ME that says “leave me alone i bite”

i cannot get over that this man followed us not only once but twice. idk what about me crossing the street TWICE says “oh please continue approaching us we def want to talk!!!” and if anyone knew anything about dog body language they could tell immediately wednesday was in defense mode but ok💀

i walked wednesday this evening, it’s dark outside, & i saw a man with his little white dog in the distance. i crossed the street because it’s dark out and wednesday is relatively reactive (we are working on this). the man and dog crosses the street and stands very close to us. i’m like wtf. 1/2

everyday i eat lunch and this little pug guards me

in my mind the trump administration is basically the skeksis from the dark crystal

most importantly we must recognize, support, & love the lesbians that suffer or suffered from comphet. you are valid too🧡🤍🩷

hey also 🧡🤍🩷

happy international lesbian day 🧡🤍🩷 i love lesbians, let’s go lesbians!

“pugs are ugly.” and you’re not? look whose talking!!

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

watched hocus pocus the first time ever last night and oh my… i am obsessed! i totally get it now.

how gen-z and millennials are expected to act when they find out they're not going to be able to own a home or afford a family and AI might take their job:

my office siren outfit 😍

burnt out and chronically fatigued, i have nothing interesting to say lately bloomfies ):

a wife

dogs are a LIFESTYLE, not a hobby.

i can’t believe they are turning 5 this year and both of them are getting more white on their muzzles 🥹

i wish ppl who purposefully buy hello kitty merch with the intent to resell for higher value a very every time you fart you shit yourself on accident

my german shepherd in a pug body is here to cheer you up

today i was late to work and i am soooo embarrassed but i overslept, didn’t hear my alarm, and last night helped run an event late for said work… GAH I FEEL TERRIBLE!!! has not ever happened the last 2 years.

is jacob’s ladder good? i started watching it last night but my roommate was not happy about it bc they hate horror films so i turned it off for the time being. anyways, i’m gonna watch it regardless but i am curious if anyone is a big fan of it. seemed slow in the beginning.

I don’t bite

71 days no smoking! i had a nightmare last night that i picked it up again and had to start over. glad i woke up and that wasn’t real :’)

having a very cozy and pleasant october so far!

sometimes i just want to tell my family that hey. i do not want to be in the family group chat pls. ty.

this lotion is everything it smells so good. i smell like a pumpkin-scented cupcake.

everyone is pissing me off (halloween edition)

Last 4 watched 🎬🖤

happy flat fuck friday !!

i ate 6 cookies nothing matters anymore

i made 42 pumpkin spice cinnamon cookies. honestly if i crash out lately i just start baking.

fuck trump fuck my life fuck this timeline fuck everything burn it all down

first day of october… what horror movie are you all watching?🖤🎃🌙